Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

Stevie said:
Aaron is the one who brought the kids up on the show in the first place. If this whole thing is about his kids, go after him. He can't even see his kids without supervision now. And he plead guilty, so he's going to jail.
And yes, joking about rape is not the same as committing rape. If you don't get that, then you got issues.
Aaron started this whole thing to get the attention off of him. He needed a scapegoat. And he figured "Kiwi Farms went after me, so maybe I can cook up this story and use them to go after Melton".
The guy is a freaky snake just like Melton. So don't play this whole "good guy / bad guy" game. Only difference is, Aaron is actually going to jail for committing crime. All Melton has against him is accusations by some guys in a forum.
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Who is comparing both, mate? Your fat homosexual pet pedophile is dogshit on his own, no matter how shit Aaron is.
 
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Stevie said:
Let's say Patrick is guilty of this crap, what do you think happens when most of the documentation given to the feds contain statements such as "Oh look what the fat homosexual said".
Would you take that seriously if you worked with this case, or would you throw it in the garbage?
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This is by far the stupidest thing I´ve ever read...
 
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Stevie said:
There's just a lot of reaching for the tinfoil hat, and not enough contacting the feds or even being remotely serious about this.
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Stevie said:
But from reading this thread, a topic that is supposed to be taken seriously is being treated as sort of a joke.
Let's say Patrick is guilty of this crap, what do you think happens when most of the documentation given to the feds contain statements
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You fundamentally do not understand this place. We arent the retarded FBI. We are all here to document and laugh at cows, and now we're laughing at you, too. I lurked for 2 years to sign up, and it was almost a year before I posted. Learn the culture and assimilate, or get the fuck out.
 
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Stevie said:
@Desktop User2 Care to elaborate, or are you just gonna throw insults?
Kiwifarms is about documenting. So far, you've reposted stuff that Melton already posted on youtube and his own website. Your only contribution is "look what this fat fucking homosexual hunchback said".
That's not documenting a serious case. That's just being a childish keyboard gangster on the internet. No person with common sense takes this site seriously because of said approach.
And that sucks, because once you do have something worth a crap, you're not gonna be taken seriously. It's like that little brat who cried wolf.
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I guess it is self-explicative but I´ll give it a try: you wrote something very, very stupid and I´ve never read something as stupid as what you wrote..
Who gives a shit about what your fat homosexual pet pedophile posted on Youtube, I believe most of us never heard of him before and documenting is exactly archiving something that happened or said, I cant even fathom what your point was...
 
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@Stevie is @Rocko evading @Pepper Jack's threadban, aren't they? Same language.

Stevie said:
And he figured "Kiwi Farms went after me, so maybe I can cook up this story and use them to go after Melton".
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What fucking story?

A couple of us found some shit regarding Melton's pedo "humor," and sexualization of Aaron's kids, after he cozied up to Rekieta (big mistake on the part of both Rekieta and Melton, BTW), compared notes with each other, and @AltisticRight volunteered to write the OP. It's all properly documented. Aaron is not involved.

Nobody is taking orders from Aaron, dummy. In fact, Aaron seemed to gain a better understanding of Melton after the Farms started talking about how gross Melton is.

AmateurComedicTaxidermist said:
I waited 2 years to sign up, and it was almost a year before I posted. Learn the culture and assimilate, or get the fuck out.
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This.
 
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Stevie said:
If somebody is actually guilty of any wrongdoing, they're not gonna be joking about it or even mentioning it. If you're guilty of a crime, you're staying as far away from the subject as possible, because you're guilty.
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This is literally one of the dumbest things I have ever read.
 
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Stevie said:
@Saylos Right. So then what's with all the conspiracies and speculations? There's a fine line between documenting and coming up with wild accusations. Because the latter will make people look at you funny and in worst case, it can damage innocent lives. But from reading this thread, a topic that is supposed to be taken seriously is being treated as sort of a joke.
Let's say Patrick is guilty of this crap, what do you think happens when most of the documentation given to the feds contain statements such as "Oh look what the fat homosexual said".
Would you take that seriously if you worked with this case, or would you throw it in the garbage?
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Lemme guess you are from The Steel Toe Boring Show Reddit, right? If so just go to the Aaron thread and just hate read that one. The loyalty y'all have to some some unfunny obese nigga is beyond me.

I feel like I am talking to a boomer who barely understands Facebook, but since you replied to me I'll oblige. This thread is purely for documentation and ridicule of Melton. Regardless of how posters feel about Melton's "humor" interference isn't an option.

If Melton and his fans don't like the scrutiny he's getting then he shouldn't have injected himself into the situation. He really has no one to blame, but himself. No one even knew who he was until he started glazing Nick anyway. He only made the issue worse for himself when he started publicly lusting after young flesh. So Melton can seethe about the farms all he wants, but no one told him to make a 10 year old the target of rape jokes.
 
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Captain Manning said:
@Stevie is @Rocko evading @Pepper Jack's threadban, aren't they? Same language.
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Saylos said:
Lemme guess you are from The Steel Toe Boring Show Reddit, right? If so just go to the Aaron thread and just hate read that one.
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Whilst I missed @Stevie's posts, the parts of his posts I've seen quoted suggest to me he's one of those spergs from one or more of the Dabbleverse subreddits.

I don't think his usernames referencing DV identities i.e. @Stevie (Stevie Lew) and @Rocko (Rocco Burro) are a coincidence either.

$5 says his next sock on here will also have a DV-related name, such as "Cardiff" or "Zumock" (probably mispelled as "Zummock").

Either way, old mate can fuck right off back to reddit and simp for Fatty Patty over there.
 
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Saylos said:
Yep. Faggot tsunami incoming,
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i doubt it......I mean, don't most his fans have to pick up their kids at school?

Plus, it's Pumpkin Spice season- THE QUEEN!!'s fans are way to preoccupied with buying "LIVE LOVE LAUGH" shit at target


EDIT; also most normies I'm around would get freaked TF out by that cloudflare screen that comes up before you're let on here....they would think this place is the dark web with red rooms, and shit
 
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johnnynoname said:
i doubt it......I mean, don't most his fans have to pick up their kids at school?

Plus, it's Pumpkin Spice season- THE QUEEN!!'s fans are way to preoccupied with buying "LIVE LOVE LAUGH" shit at target


EDIT; also most normies I'm around would get freaked TF out by that cloudflare screen that comes up before you're let on here....they would think this place is the dark web with red rooms, and shit
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Normal people aren't fans of Melton. Not a single of of them are. And pretty much the same is true of the entire dabble verse.

It's neither socially acceptable, nor is it moral, to defend pedophilia. This is why Melton, who lives in Vegas, one of the entertainment capitals of the world, can't get standup gigs.

These dabbleverse people had a pedophile defender do a panel at their stupid convention.
 
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JustStopDude said:
This is why Melton, who lives in Vegas, one of the entertainment capitals of the world, can't get standup gigs.
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on a late 2023 NLO episode, Melton claimed that he turned down a headlining gig.....

..he didn't go into much detail if it was local, or not.........THE QUEEN!! lies a lot

since i'm on the topic of Melton lies- also in 2023 one of his recently divorced female fans Venmo'd him a obscene amount of money she got from her divorce

I forgot what her name was........actually- yes- her name was "Disgracie"......i call bullshit on that one too.....has this been formally debunked? no- not formally but no bitch is texting some fag 10 grand because he has a show with confetti that comes on the screen when you superchat
 
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AnOminous said:
Does it really matter? He's doing exactly the same shit that got that other retard a threadban.
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Socks are deserving of site bans. That's been a long standing rule as far back as I can remember. Doubly so if they're used to evade threadbans so one can keep shitting up a thread. Even @Bargain Bin Laden ate a site ban for socking and, AFAIK, his socks were pretty innocent.

You're correct it's not gonna completely fix the problem, but I think it's the principle.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Socks are deserving of site bans. That's been a long standing rule as far back as I can remember. Doubly so if they're used to evade threadbans so one can keep shitting up a thread. Even @Bargain Bin Laden ate a site ban for socking and, AFAIK, his socks were pretty innocent.

You're correct it's not gonna completely fix the problem, but I think it's the principle.
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The problem is that if a user is retarded and dedicated enough, they don't work. See Bryan "I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" Dunn.
 
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JustStopDude said:
The problem is that if a user is retarded and dedicated enough, they don't work. See Bryan "I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" Dunn.
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Bryan Dunn is exceptional in more ways than one. I'd like to believe not everybody is as "dedicated" as he.

But really, I'd also just like to know if the two accounts are the same person.
 
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