Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

Do you think the other members of the Qover have realised Nick's been retarded the whole time yet, or are they still entrenched in balldolusion?

All of them are retarded.

 

[AnOminous]

I bet the Sean shit is just some basic bitch gossiping about other lawtubers.

Sean specifically said it was he gave Balldo a heads-up he was going to apologize to Monty but didn't want to blindside him with it.

Remember this worthless snaky faggot has always told everyone if they have something to say to him they should do it in private. Well, this is why you don't do that. Anything you need to say about Nick the vermin should be entirely public so he can't go back and lie about it later, which he will.

Don't underestimate iron sights in trained hands.

Simo would agree.

 

[Desktop User2]

I like this version

His acting is just as good as his stand-up routines... I dont know what he was reacting to be it was just so natural, all the drama classes really paid-off.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Does rackets go the henry route

I assume you mean Henry Hill.

Never! He'd be stuck eating ramen noodles and ketchup at 3 am like a schnook.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

His acting is just as good as his stand-up routines... I dont know what he was reacting to be it was just so natural, all the drama classes really paid-off.

I imagine Nick is like some kind of Funnybot standup routine.

"And there I was, the radio jock was balls deep in my wife. And that is how I found out that my wife lied about being unable to have orgasms. AWKWARD!!!!!"

"So I finally got that blonde girl that looks forever 16 and no matter how much she sucks, my dick just remains flaccid. AWKWARD!!!!!"

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I dont know what he was reacting to be it was just so natural, all the drama classes really paid-off.

It's kind of ironic because it's on topic right now.
But I clipped that from Nick's struggle session with Sean.
(EDIT: Timestamped)

 

[Desktop User2]

It's kind of ironic because it's on topic right now.
But I clipped that from Nick's struggle session with Sean.

It is amazing how he manages to fuck up even other people´s jokes... Sean came with the light jab about his water heaters and he responds with "I was not home." This is actually incredible, this man must be the worst joker in the world.

 

[parsnip]

When you have as many good qualities as Sean, you can be attractive despite being fat, and when you have as many negative qualities as Nick being thin doesn't mean anything. He looks like a diseased rat. I would avoid him if I saw him walking down the street, and I'm generally sympathetic to junkies and homeless people. He's got a malicious look about him that would make me want to avoid him.

 

[AnOminous]

When you have as many good qualities as Sean, you can be attractive despite being fat, and when you have as many negative qualities as Nick being thin doesn't mean anything. He looks like a diseased rat. I would avoid him if I saw him walking down the street, and I'm generally sympathetic to junkies and homeless people. He's got a malicious look about him that would make me want to avoid him.

I'm sure he's a sweetie pie. I mean look at this darling.

 

[Oxyjen]

He has big Santa energy and it's part of his charm. Nick would never know what it's like to be genuinely charming as all he's got is snake-brained false personability and that illusion gets burned away the more he acts like himself.

Sean is not in the least bit charming, he’s just a lot less repellant than Nick. I don’t know why anyone would watch these self satisfied weirdos if it wasn’t for the Drama.

 

[owed to joy]

When you have as many good qualities as Sean, you can be attractive despite being fat, and when you have as many negative qualities as Nick being thin doesn't mean anything. He looks like a diseased rat. I would avoid him if I saw him walking down the street, and I'm generally sympathetic to junkies and homeless people. He's got a malicious look about him that would make me want to avoid him.

I can't encourage fatness. It's not about being attractive, I like Sean much as anyone but I sincerely hope he gets healthy as he's much too young to give up on himself physically.

Nick seems to be among the few genuinely "fat phobic" retards who is authentically afraid of overweight people as they seem to mirror a deep hatred for his own appearance that he struggles with. Real SDE shit. It's as though anti-fat rhetoric allows Nick to feel superior despite his gaunt, creepy skinny old sickliness & weak, little ineffective dick. And to have a fat man attract more respect & seem generally unbothered by uncreative insults, crushes this farcity rather violently for him.

 

[Prester John]

Winners don't do drugs.

 

[Briareus]

When you have as many good qualities as Sean, you can be attractive despite being fat, and when you have as many negative qualities as Nick being thin doesn't mean anything. He looks like a diseased rat. I would avoid him if I saw him walking down the street, and I'm generally sympathetic to junkies and homeless people. He's got a malicious look about him that would make me want to avoid him.

Kind of reminds me of this old Roald Dahl page

 

[Father Balldo]

Sean specifically said it was he gave Balldo a heads-up he was going to apologize to Monty but didn't want to blindside him with it.

What is even the "gotcha" that swiss cheese-brained Nick thinks is here?

"YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN DID IT YOU UH... STUPID FATTIE!"

 

[Captain Manning]

Winners don't do drugs.

- William S. Sessions, Director, FBI



Mandatory inclusion for the upcoming Rekieta video game.

 

[AnOminous]

What is even the "gotcha" that swiss cheese-brained Nick thinks is here?

"YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN DID IT YOU UH... STUPID FATTIE!"

He totally betrayed Balldo by not sticking to the Monty diddles kids lie.

That absolutely nobody gives a flying fuck what you do to Balldo at this point doesn't occur to him.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Winners don't do drugs.

- William S. Sessions, Director, FBI

 

[Captain Manning]

He totally betrayed Balldo by not sticking to the Monty diddles kids lie.

That absolutely nobody gives a flying fuck what you do to Balldo at this point doesn't occur to him.

Nobody gives a fuck what Nick tries to do to them anymore.

He is a sad, broken, impotent husk of a man, and everybody knows it.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

What is even the "gotcha" that swiss cheese-brained Nick thinks is here?

"YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN DID IT YOU UH... STUPID FATTIE!"

Nick's not the type to remember apologies. He'll trot out what Sean said that he apologized for.

 

[Swole McPole]

It doesn't really prove she owned the whole amount like spouses presumably share joint tenancy or tenancy-in-common. It's only direct proof of ownership of drug paraphernalia which has been explicitly decriminalized even if they have traces, and it indirectly proves possession for at least the length of time it took to use. She might even be credibly capable of claiming they just asked to borrow it.

I think the charge is more a pressure tactic because even if it does prove some form of possession, it's probably possession at the lowest possible level. I think they want her to testify that Balldo and Qayla possessed the cocaine because she saw them using it and saw it laying around while she was doing it too.

If April coughs to possession of cocaine, wouldn't that make Nick guilty of supply? It's not like she's going out to buy her own cocaine when Nick's got 26 grams sitting in his safe. For Kayla, it seems less problematic. They're married, they live together, their finances are entwined -- si coca mi coca. But for April?

I don't understand these US cases well at all, but I've read about a handful where, when women in April's position die of an overdose, they'll often attempt to pin a murder charge on the boyfriend if it can be shown that the boyfriend bought the coke and gave it to the girlfriend. On the grounds that boyfriend was guilty of supply and because somebody dies as a consequence of a crime, those involved are guilty of murder.

Of course, nobody's died but it seems like it would easy to make a supply/distribution charge stick if they can link April to the coke.