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So much white-knighting...
 
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Shao Khan said:
their star wars games sold 30% less that they were expecting and they are going to launch it on steam a year earlier. ubisoft is legit hurting right now
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I'd like to see some meaningful numbers like actual costs and actual revenue for the game but apparently publicly traded companies don't need to do that. The 30% figure tells us it went badly, very badly, but there's so much that remains hidden. Was the expectation it failed to meet that at launch when they knew, or should have known, they had a turkey or was it a presumably much higher number from say a year earlier? What was the expectation in numbers to be sold and/or revenue? Did it even make a profit and what was the return on capital employed?
 
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KissMyTaint said:
If there was such a list, probably about 80% of all companies would be on that list.
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That's fine by me, they don't need my money and I don't need their product.
Seriously, a list like this would be eye-opening and could give actual decent devs some positive spotlight too. Normalfags are slowly getting tired of DEI slop too.
 
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All the people that are soyfacing over Ghost of Vagina are the same people who had a brain aneurism when a white guy did some Japanese flute performance during GoT's accouncement.

edit: I'm dead serious, people had an issue with this
There's no way I can go back to find all the faggy butthurt tweets but even reddit niggers thought the whining was gay

edit 2: IRONIC that they're not having an aneurism over niggo samurais. What a difference six years makes.
 
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FedPostalService said:
I hate to think what all those refunds are costing them. It might be worth picking up some Ubisoft stock tomorrow as the price is going to take a massive hit.
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That depends if you think Ubisoft will make good decisions in the future. Because the trend seems to be they will continue to make bad decisions and sink their already worthless stock even lower.

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If you bought at the peak in early 2021, you would have lost almost 90%. Imagine spending $90 and getting $9 back. If you bought at the previous peaks in 2018 and 2019 and held onto them, you'd lost even more.

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To make matters worse, Ubisoft's already worthless stock value went down almost 20% because of the delayed release of Assassin's Creed Shadows.

Is now a good time to buy Ubisoft stock? It seems like they are doubling down on woke DEI and shitting on Japanese culture and history (the one-legged Torii gate is just the most recent example) so I think their share price will go down even more.

My advice? Literally buy any other stock and you'll be ahead. At least Gamestop was a funny meme. Ubisoft is also funny, but for the wrong reasons.
 
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Fucking ubisoft is gonna ruin anno 117, its never gonna come out at this rate. They already killed HOMM, let me have something!
 
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"bury them in the walls"
Hehe, so you want the people that disagree with you on social media dead and stuffed in the walls?
Unfortunately... i am already in your walls but very much alive

Seriously the combo of death threat shit but only for "the bad people" combined with bragging about mass blocking after saying stupid shit that got pushback tactic from these people is still fucking going? 10 years on? And they call critics pissbabies when they're blatantly pissing themselves over even a modicum of dissent?
:story:
 
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"Based" is such a bastardized and banal word now. I find it strange that people who apart of huge project like GOY (perhaps even smaller projects too) don't realize that they are an ambassador of that project and that things they do, say, and are perceived to be saying or doing is reflected onto the project itself.
 
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