Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[Justafish]

A stunning and brave ace lesbian with resting rape face. AGP smirk too.



Does anyone else notice some troons love to claim they're asexual? It's to seem less sexually threatening for any T&H woman who may be put off by the whole dressing as a woman for a fetish thing. It doesn't work because this faggot still writes "sex indifferent(?)". Trying to weasel in enough so his sexual advances aren't seen as predatory.

 

[BunchofMunch]

A stunning and brave ace lesbian with resting rape face. AGP smirk too.
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"No no, I'm tooootally ace, I'm just doing this all for YOU, since I'm so indifferent to sex you know"

 

[Frogget-me-not]

A stunning and brave ace lesbian with resting rape face. AGP smirk too.
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Does anyone else notice some troons love to claim they're asexual? It's to seem less sexually threatening for any T&H woman who may be put off by the whole dressing as a woman for a fetish thing. It doesn't work because this faggot still writes "sex indifferent(?)". Trying to weasel in enough so his sexual advances aren't seen as predatory.

Female hormones kill the male sex drive. But they don’t kill the pornsickness or the fetishes, unfortunately.

The farmer’s tan on this one kills me. nigga do you even know sunscreen

 

[An empty shill]

What app is that?
Cause if it's tinder or some other app known for hook-ups and the like then yeah, that "ace" claim is pure bullshit.
This is an aside but...
For the life of me, I don't understand why anyone claiming to be "ace" would post on an app/site known for hook-ups.
I'm not saying they can't post on dating sites, just, why post on ones known for being predominantly hook-up sites?
Either way, fuck off you low effort asshole.
I'm not offended that you're a troon, I'm offended you ain't even trying, even if at this point it's a redundant thing to say...

 

[Stan]

Does anyone else notice some troons love to claim they're asexual? It's to seem less sexually threatening for any T&H woman who may be put off by the whole dressing as a woman for a fetish thing. It doesn't work because this faggot still writes "sex indifferent(?)". Trying to weasel in enough so his sexual advances aren't seen as predatory.

I guess when you're used to the raging trashfire of testosterone-mediated sexual desire (I'm going to guess it's like a terrier's squirrel drive?) and then you artificially suppress that with spironolactone or whatever, you would comparatively feel "asexual", but the fact that these people are still posting online dating profiles kind of suggests that they are not actually asexual. An actually asexual person setting up a dating profile seems to me like a vegan asking for steak recipes.

 

[Cronchyapple]

I’m new to this website so I do not know if I can post these for a second time. Let me know if this is not allowed.

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

I’m new to this website so I do not know if I can post these for a second time. Let me know if this is not allowed.

Horrifying! great work. expect an angry message from null about thumbnails linking you to a helpful tutorial and welcome to the kiwi farms

 

[Cronchyapple]

Horrifying! great work. expect an angry message from null about thumbnails linking you to a helpful tutorial and welcome to the kiwi farms

Oh oops. Did I do something wrong? Is there a place to find a how to for newbies aka former lurker? I am posting on my phone so that might be the issue.

 

[Hubelublub]

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Are those pads behind beautiful lady, Emma, 23?

Horrifying! great work. expect an angry message from null about thumbnails linking you to a helpful tutorial and welcome to the kiwi farms

To be fair, it's not really intuitive, though it's easy once you know how.
<feeling unloved because I never got sent any helpful tutorial link, and had to go find it myself>

 

[Cronchyapple]

Are those pads behind beautiful lady, Emma, 23?

To be fair, it's not really intuitive, though it's easy once you know how.
<feeling unloved because I never got sent any helpful tutorial link, and had to go find it myself>

Yes. Behind every beautiful stunning and brave man wearing lipstick is his aging elderly mother and a terrified younger sister he skin walks. Or it helps with the gender dysphoria. Who knows.

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

Oh oops. Did I do something wrong? Is there a place to find a how to for newbies aka former lurker? I am posting on my phone so that might be the issue.

here's the thumbnail tutorial

 

[batterybee]

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NOOOOOOO TURKEY TOM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?

 

[glass_houses]

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Faces of Autism: The Thread


I still can't wrap my head around why saying that "People who can't take care of themselves shouldn't have kids" is ablest and bigoted, but encouraging said people to focus their sexual attention on acts that cannot result in procreation and furthermore will end up in their sterilisation and early death is enlightened and heckin' valid. Am I missing something here?

 

[krautkid]

A stunning and brave ace lesbian with resting rape face. AGP smirk too.
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Does anyone else notice some troons love to claim they're asexual? It's to seem less sexually threatening for any T&H woman who may be put off by the whole dressing as a woman for a fetish thing. It doesn't work because this faggot still writes "sex indifferent(?)". Trying to weasel in enough so his sexual advances aren't seen as predatory.

DnD is infested with these exact type of troons and I find it tiring. Just the past five years I've had to endure more and more troons in TTRPG and they are always the worst sex pests 'lesbians' playing butch characters who all act the exact same and aggressively male. And no, I don't believe he's "sex indifferent". Just because no woman wants to fuck you, doesn't mean you're asexual my guy.

 

[Coolio55]

DnD is infested with these exact type of troons and I find it tiring. Just the past five years I've had to endure more and more troons in TTRPG and they are always the worst sex pests 'lesbians' playing butch characters who all act the exact same and aggressively male. And no, I don't believe he's "sex indifferent". Just because no woman wants to fuck you, doesn't mean you're asexual my guy.

Huh. Strange. I thought they always RPed these parody weepy shrinking violets.

 

[Cronchyapple]

 

[Hubelublub]

Now let’s look at the fucking nightmare that is “DiDi”…

If a woman went on a date with Didi and ends up dead, it might be the only time you could genuinely say 'she really should have known better'.

 

[Cronchyapple]

If a woman went on a date with Didi and ends up dead, it might be the only time you could genuinely say 'she really should have known better'.

I have a feeling the only “women” that go out on dates with didi have “girlcocks” and wear diapers too.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

That poor little bearded dragon

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

They’re always the most stereotypical and laughable facsimiles of the women they wank over.

Dude up there with a 1950s spotted headband that looks so tight it’s constricting his fat skull - turns out he’s just zippy the pinhead in lipstick. Shit’a falling off your shelf behind you, sir.

Ah, the ‘t4t’ ‘punk’, complete with hand doodles, eyeliner put on with a 50mm chisel tip marker, and a fake razor blade on a chain. Can you get any more ‘I saw a punk in a video once and I wanted to be just like them!’?

I’m sad about the pooner though. She looks like she would’ve been a cute dyke before all the stupid tattoos, pig nose ring, tit chop (ando nipple graft in her armpits), inevitable obesity and ridiculous bumfluff neckbeard. Cos ‘real men’ always wear vests and baseball caps and allow their facial hair to grow without a care in the world.

Clueless as to what makes the other gender, absolutely clueless idiots.