Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Owlbear]

6500! Nick, buddy, come celebrate with us. Do a line off Qayla's tattooed tits while fucking your crack whore with a balldo, and keep enjoying those W's!

Maybe get on stream and crack open a faggoty little coke can in celebration (clever joke, you really are a practicing comedian), and then put it down on your desk and replace it with the already-open one that is full of whisky. You'd love a whisky and we all know you totally haven't been drinking since June.

Oh, I also need to be reminded that Sean is fat and Pomplun is a liar, because the state is starting to make me think that they might actually be trustworthy. But an agent of the corrupt state did say that, so we're going to need the dirt on judge Wentzell to reassure us that he's also part of the apparatus that's persecuting you. And yes, I'm speaking for the entirety of the kiwi farms when I say "we," and not some nebulous group of people that wants the information in question.

 

[Goatchoker]

6500 pages of absolute fuck shit.

Fire up a live rackets! We miss you…….

 

[Sharpeteer]

Kayla was the WHORE, and April was the OTHER WHORE.

OTHER WHORE made me laugh lmao.

Imagine being such trash that you can't even achieve the title of WHORE. You're just the other one, not the main course.

 

[Law]

They all had a special nickname, too.

I love how fucking dorky poly people are. Like swinging and running sex parties would be way less embarrassing if it didn't involve 'badass' nick-names.

Aaron was The Pugilist (because he boxes & wont let anyone forget it)

I guess Whiskey™ and Cigars™ just wasn't enough performative masculinity for our guy. I shall re-christen him Wing Sauce.

& April was Valkyrie (lord knows what crack they smoked for that to happen)

She's blonde, just like the nords of old. Dorky white people love all that viking shit. But only the cool names like Valkyrie, never the weird sounding ones like Ulf (sound the officers made opening the door) or Idun ("Idun know whose drugs those are, officer!").

& Nick was CHAOS (yes, seriously.)

and how!

Kayla’s special qover girl name is still unknown

I hope it's something egregious like Dark Maiden or Siren or Lillith. Just some absolute Shadow-the-Hedgehog-tier edge.

 

[Hee]

This is why you should fulfill your locals streaming obligations, people!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick’s well and truly ceded control of his life to Kiwi Farms. We all knew it would end like this.

 

[Pagan Min]

Woo-boy, Nick! 6500 pages! Bet you never thought you'd ever have anything THIS successful in your life! I mean, something successful that you can't throw away, unlike your career and your marriage... Drink up, buddy! LOL

 

[AnOminous]

I love how fucking dorky poly people are. Like swinging and running sex parties would be way less embarrassing if it didn't involve 'badass' nick-names.

They have to have gay fripperies like this because cucking is so utterly pathetic, the people engaging in it are such sad jokes of humans, that they have to portray themselves as some kind of transgressive anti-heroes to mitigate what losers they are.

This is every "polycule," another stupid word to describe a bunch of subhuman cucks.

As with every such group of degenerates, when the fat whore had a baby, autistic Bill Hicks there attacked and severely injured the baby. Children involved in these horrible cuck groups usually get abused, much like Nick's kids did.

Nick likes to think of himself as the Joker or some shit. He's just a pathetic scrawny faggot.

This picture captures cuckoldry at its finest and Nick's cuck coven is no better.

Fuck yourself, Nick, you piece of shit. You may be funny to laugh at but you aren't funny to your own kids. You're an evil twisted fuck. Too bad you won't get what you deserve. Yet.

 

[Lian Xing]

7000 by Christmas.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

7000 by Christmas.

Easy.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I love how fucking dorky poly people are. Like swinging and running sex parties would be way less embarrassing if it didn't involve 'badass' nick-names.

They have to have gay fripperies like this because cucking is so utterly pathetic, the people engaging in it are such sad jokes of humans, that they have to portray themselves as some kind of transgressive anti-heroes to mitigate what losers they are.

This is every "polycule," another stupid word to describe a bunch of subhuman cucks.

I've met quite a few "poly" couples in my life, and you know what they all had in common?

They weren't happy with each other mutually.

7000 by Christmas.

If we get Cokestream 2.0 after this, I place a bet on 8,000.

Another arrest? Easy 10K.

 

[AnOminous]

Easy.

Did we kill the wabbit? Not a peep out of this weeping faggot.

Damn he's felted. He's so utterly beaten. Sobbing on the floor. Lmao!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Damn he's felted. He's so utterly beaten. Sobbing on the floor. Lmao!

I hope his big announcement is bottom surgery to complete his emasculation.

 

[Lian Xing]

I hope his big announcement is bottom surgery to complete his emasculation.

While the troon arc would be fitting as it is the furthest point from le trad dad, I don't wish that level of mental illness on anyone.

 

[Law]

Nick likes to think of himself as the Joker or some shit.

The Joker is monogamous and straight. He's only with one woman at a time. After Harley left, he's just been with Punchline. Sure, you could say that his one true love is Batman, but that's not how he acts.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It's page 6,500, has Nick Rekieta crashed his balldomobile into a tree on the way back from a coke and whippet fueled bender at the Gay90s yet?

What do you mean he's too chickenshit to stream anymore?

How Embarrassing.

 

[Seafarer]

My prediction is that Rekieta is absolutely wasted at the moment and likely passed out. It’s the same as what happened when he lost his appeal in the Montagraph case, except Rekieta doesn’t even have the grey matter left to fire up a stream or start Xeeting.

 

[Law]

I've met quite a few "poly" couples in my life, and you know what they all had in common?

They weren't happy with each other mutually.

I do actually know a stable, happy throuple, so I think it can happen, it's just rare. Oh, and they don't have kids. They also don't fool around with drugs and guns.

While the troon arc would be fitting as it is the furthest point from le trad dad, I don't wish that level of mental illness on anyone.

A brave and stunning autogynephile with a secret sexual double-life and terminal narcissism is the cap stone of trad dad. When you've already ticked off the Wife box, the House box, and the Kids box, when you've burned through the expensive cars and the expensive divorces, when you've bought everything? The only thing left to buy yourself is womanhood.
Most trad-dads-who-troon, like Bruce Jenner or Kier Anderson, seem a lot angrier and more violently misogynistic than Nick. Nick just wants to be high, he doesn't want to show those uppity bitch-whores their place by wearing their skin.

 

[Lian Xing]

Most trad-dads-who-troon, like Bruce Jenner or Kier Anderson, seem a lot angrier and more violently misogynistic than Nick.

I don't know about Anderson, but Jenner trooned out to beat a vehicular manslaughter charge. It was super effective.

 

[Oxyjen]

I love how fucking dorky poly people are. Like swinging and running sex parties would be way less embarrassing if it didn't involve 'badass' nick-names.

I have met people (non-troons, even) in polycules as well. The one thing that was a constant was an unhealthy interest in some nerd culture or other - in one case it was Dr Who! And a noted lack of sexiness. So there’s definitely something to Qayla being a Trekkie as well as Qoven member.

The funny thing is, Nick doesn’t seem to be like that, he’s just a degenerate that wants people to fuck him / his wife and doesn’t care who knows it.

April is also not a typical polycule member from what I can see. I think she’d happily have continued to be a swinger with Arron if it hadn’t been for the free access to coke.