Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Catto Gatto]

My how far we’ve fallen since 2012.



Pretty sure the suave lotharios of Istanbul were just calling you a fat fuck, but ok.

 

[thejackal2]

My how far we’ve fallen since 2012.
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Pretty sure the suave lotharios of Istanbul were just calling you a fat fuck, but ok.

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She's so up her own ass in that blog. Name dropping all those nobodies that nobody outside of social media circa 2012-2015 would know or give a fuck about.

Seems like this Nils' guy career stalled as well.

Most of analytics stuff just got swallowed up by huge companies like salesforce and others anyways. Why do you need someone like Anna when some 22 year old with software can do just as well?

 

[Barbarella]

As an OT FYI: there is a poll discussing the Halloween merch run. This year Null is offering women’s cut tees if 100 women click the poll option, and as a first, this year we get zip up tees.

They are not Anna sized but I’m sure we can enjoy them. Don’t miss them, they are always of good quality, I have quite the Kiwi Collection now.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2024-halloween-merch-run.199858/

 

[OttoWest]

Great find @thejackal2. Adding this here:
Anna wrote a blog post when her sister Kathryn passed away. Naturally it’s all about *ANNA* and how her sister’s illness affected her and how she was an awkward kid until she discovered the interwebs. Almost nothing about Kathryn.

I felt deeply disappointed whenever the world did not revolve around me.

Spoiler: Post under the cut

This is the blog post I have struggled to write for the past 6 months. I am uncertain why siting here in the Chicago airport, with little more than 3 hours of sleep under my belt, that I am up to the task. Further proof that life is a complicated and unexplainable series of choices and occurrences. Either way, today is the day I introduce you to my sister Katy- or Kat as she like to be called.

Katy spent most of her life with the world against her. Born with weak lungs and immune system (like my mother), my sister was often in the hospital. I remember as kid hanging out in ICU, talking to nurses and hating my sister. Being the teenage brat I was, I felt deeply disappointed whenever the world did not revolve around me.

I remember spending so many of those years feeling sorry for myself. I didn’t get to do the things every other kid did, because I was the girl with the sick family. Sure we went through periods of healthy times; for several years during high school Katy was a nationally ranked athlete. Years after her athletic period, my sister still reveled in showing off her shot and discus skills.

Those years of pain, loneliness and immense misunderstanding led me to the Internet. On the computer I was a normal kid in a fantasy world where no one was sick and few brushes of the keys made everything better. On the web, everything that was inaccessible to me in the physical world was easily obtained. By age 12 I was waking up early every day before school so I could update my website. I was spending hours reading anything and everything I could find online. I had a home; I was a child of the inter-webs.

Up until last year I looked at this time in my life as a negative blemish; something unsightly that had finally scabbed over and healed. Awkwardly dressed, socially awkward, and immensely alone Anna was an embarrassing part of my life carefully hidden away under designer clothes and late-in-life bloomed charisma.

On June 15th, 2011 Katy passed away. It wasn’t expected. I wasn’t prepared. It was too soon. Katy had just gotten her life back together- she was healthy and happy for the first time in years. I will forever question, why? I will always hope she’s gone to somewhere infinitely better than here.
I am not sure what I believe when it comes to god and science, but one thing I am sure of is that I am a better person because of my sister. Through all the years the difficulties we as sisters faced forced me to grow, explore, and mold myself into who I am today. I just wish that I had realized what a dramatic impact her life had on mine sooner. Her illness helped me to find my calling, my place in the world. I wish I could tell her. Thank you, Katy.

Link

A few more Anna pics circa 2012. Was Anna a pioneer in the Asian girl pointy chin aesthetic?

 

[ParasiteSteve]

She gets the biggest sizes available and I'm pretty sure she just doesn't do up the back.

No, if she did that wouldn't the dress crumble out forward? I suppose she could use those clip on elastic expanders, at least the structure of the top would stay in place.

 

[OttoWest]

No, if she did that wouldn't the dress crumble out forward? I suppose she could use those clip on elastic expanders, at least the structure of the top would stay in place.

Nah, the dresses are so tight across her upper arms and shoulders that they stay up. She’s turned around enough times in both her Halloween vids and her regular haul vids for us to see she doesn’t zip up the back.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

It's incredibly striking to me that even in the act of trying to write an obituary of sorts for someone extremely close to her, Anna spends like 70% of that (at least) explicitly talking about herself, how her sister's illness affected her, how lonely she was, how she felt about that time in her life now looking back, etc etc etc

She really is a masterclass of nothing else if not navel gazing. Little wonder, I suppose, hers is probably big enough to classify as a national monument.

 

[brooky]

Either way, today is the day I introduce you to my sister Katy- or Kat as she like to be called.

"My sister preferred to be called Kat."

Calls her Katy for the rest of the post. How kind and loving.

No, if she did that wouldn't the dress crumble out forward? I suppose she could use those clip on elastic expanders, at least the structure of the top would stay in place.

It would if the dress actually fit.

It is entirely possible to wear a dress so tight that it's stretched across the front and entirely gaping open in the back.

The Pokemon dress was a very old photo, but in the last three years, she's definitely worn dresses in hauls without doing up the back.

 

[Barbarella]

She said she’s going to talk about her sister Katy, who liked to be called Kat. The next sentence and throughout the rest of the piece, refers to her sister as Katy instead of Kat.

Passive aggressive? Insensitive? Clueless? Self-centered? All of the above?

She thinks she had a glow up from awkward selfish teen to charismatic beauty in designer clothes? And that has to do with her sister how?

This is why she blocked the word delusional on her threads. Guess it hits a little close to home.

After reading about her sister, the only thing we learned is she had a mysterious illness that allowed her to be a discus and shot-putter in track.

That Kat she liked a nickname her sister refused to use, and that she died. That’s it. Not a nice word.

Edit: oops, ninja’d by brooky.

 

[Neko GF]

I TRIED the TRENDIEST Plus Size Outfits at JCPenney for Fall!​

(09/26/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=FGMnmCyiJxM

Spoiler: Local Archive (Potato Quality):

 

[Amberglow]

J.C. Penney? ‘Trending’ ? Are they still in business? Does she really think that that her body is changing and she’ll find redemption in a giant stretched out lavender beer keg cozy, sigh.

 

[Simon]

I TRIED the TRENDIEST Plus Size Outfits at JCPenney for Fall!​

(09/26/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=FGMnmCyiJxM

Spoiler: Local Archive (Potato Quality):

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Lmao she's running out of brands to do 'try on hauls' for. It'll be this, Wal-Mart & Amazon from here on out. Not many brands make 5X+.

 

[Griffpants]

It's not letting me quote from Anna's obituary for her sister, but this:

Up until last year I looked at this time in my life as a negative blemish; something unsightly that had finally scabbed over and healed. Awkwardly dressed, socially awkward, and immensely alone Anna was an embarrassing part of my life carefully hidden away under designer clothes and late-in-life bloomed charisma.

Who's gonna tell her?

 

[thejackal2]

Anna on threads is the new lol funny arc we needed.


AI nailed it imo.

 

[Jacinda Ardern IRL]

Anna on threads is the new lol funny arc we needed.

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AI nailed it imo.

No way. Just NO WAY. AI cannot possibly know how to be this funny. I don't think Anna did it for attention, she's not funny either, and this would require her to be able to joke about herself which she can't do.

My theory is that some intern hijacked the AIs communication for the joke somehow. If not, well, I'm suddenly very happy about the state of AI.

 

[Trombonista]

A force of good turbo autist backed up her old data blog to the way back machine.

It is painfully boring and full of the typos and grammar errors we've come to expect.

Here, have some old ugly pictures of (always) fat anna:
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Wow, she never had a pretty face.

 

[a hapless toad]

Those years of pain, loneliness and immense misunderstanding led me to the Internet. On the computer I was a normal kid in a fantasy world where no one was sick and few brushes of the keys made everything better. On the web, everything that was inaccessible to me in the physical world was easily obtained. By age 12 I was waking up early every day before school so I could update my website. I was spending hours reading anything and everything I could find online. I had a home; I was a child of the inter-webs.

In 1996? Bullfuckingshit.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Party like it's 2008. She's got a newsletter.

The movie thing was a short she did with some other influencers a year or two ago.

Total $898

Look $783
She now wears her compression garment as pants. Hopefully its not the one with the open crotch.

Eloquii Pinstripe Suit Vest $95
Eloquii Shirred Sleeve Shirt Dress $130
MARENA LIEMLMS Lipedema Mid-State Everyday Management Legging with Flexfit Comfort Ankle $200
Min & Mon Vali Red Leather Crossbody Handbag Plastic Handle $298
Amazon The Drop Women's Ryan Lug Sole Loafer $60

Extras $115
Amazon VISOONE Spring Hinge Cat Eye TR90 Blue Light Blocking Glasses $15
Amazon VISOONE Blue Light Blocking Glasses Rectangle Chic Preppy Look MultiColor Frame $17
Amazon YOUR SMILE Silk Like Scarf Women's Fashion Pattern Large Square Satin Headscarf Headdress $8
Simply Vera Vera Wang Lavey Raddix Tote Bag $75

Haul Recap:


Total $1,525

Intro $448

Eloquii Pinstripe Suit Vest $95
Eloquii Shirred Sleeve Shirt Dress $130
MARENA LIEMLMS Lipedema Mid-State Everyday Management Legging with Flexfit Comfort Ankle $200
Amazon YOUR SMILE Silk Like Scarf Women's Fashion Pattern Large Square Satin Headscarf Headdress $8
Amazon VISOONE Spring Hinge Cat Eye TR90 Blue Light Blocking Glasses with Anti Computer Glare for Women CALIDA $15

Look 1 $191

JC Penny's Stylus Plus Womens Crew Neck Short Sleeve Pullover Sweater $46
JC Penny's St. John's Bay Corduroy Womens Midi A-Line Skirt-Plus $50
Journee Collection Gladys Pump $95

Look 2 $189

JC Penny's Connected Apparel Womens Plus Sleeveless Fit + Flare Dress $90
Naturalizer Womens Warner Square Toe Pumps $99

Look 3 $206

JC Penny's Ryegrass Womens Long Sleeve Cardigan Plus $88
JC Penny's Ryegrass Womens Plus Short Sleeve Maxi Dress $78
Target Women's Jacey Western Ankle Boots - Universal Thread™ $40

Look 4 $210

JC Penny's Stylus Lightweight Plus Bomber Jacket $74
JC Penny's St. John's Bay Womens Long Sleeve Midi A-Line Dress Plus $80
Torrid Lug Sole Loafer (WW) $56

Look 5 $108

JC Penny's Liz Claiborne Plus Womens Mock Neck Long Sleeve Chevron Pullover Sweater $54
JC Penny's St. John's Bay Womens Mid Rise Wide Leg Corduroy Pant - Plus $54

Look 6 $173
She couldn't figure out how to put this one on.

JC Penny's Bold Elements Cutout Sleeveless Jumpsuit-Plus $84
Kelly & Katie Jaya Pump $89


Threads:

 

[Gay Mouth]

These two posts smell like feet, corn chips, B.O., day old farts, unwiped ass, sweat, and that back up sandwich from the gas station she'd lost between her Lovecraftian thighs.

Please stop forcing my mind's eye (nose?) to imagine these things

 

[Barbarella]

I am so naive. I honestly thought Anna couldn’t get more hateworthy. I was so incredibly wrong.

Her newsletter is vapid, of course, but for a college grad with a master's degree, she hasn’t learned 3rd-grade grammar. Which is acceptable in a social media post but not at all proper in a newsletter. I knew it would be bad though.

Now she’s fully into the munchie arc. Her fat isn’t from overeating, it’s a special incurable fat caused by genetics and disorders. Her poor skin is not caused by terrible hygiene and diet, but by Mast Cell Activation. She’s going to be twittering with other munchies about their pretend illnesses and discuss how others don’t get it. So unaware and selfish that they don’t realize that there are real people who truly struggle with serious illnesses who read these posts, and are disgusted at their acting. I can hardly read the munchies thread because I find them so despicable.

My guess is it won’t be long until her “flare-ups” take over her life, and her exercise content is gone for good.

Her upcoming Christmas trip may be her last.