Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[GreenTips]

Imagine owning a 120+ year old home and replacing your wooden deck with boards made of plastic made to look like wood. He may be a retard unable to understand fences but this is faggotry on another level.

Imagine doing it with Black and Decker tools. That is literally the cheapest tool line owned by Stanley Black and Decker. DeWalt is the contractor grade line, Stanley tools are mid tier. Black and Decker is Chinese manufactured dog shit. He should be mocked relentlessly for being poor. TTI owns Milwaukee and Ryobi which are contractor grade and consumer grade respectively. He can't even afford the tools named after his own city. Harbor Freight is more respectable than Black and Decker.

 

[AnOminous]

So it's been several hours and nobody wants to mention Rick got swatted again today?

No he didn't. It's all fake. Rick is a liar.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

No he didn't. It's all fake. Rick is a liar.

Ring ring!

“Hello, sar. Would you like to buy a warranty on your car?”

Another fucking SWATTing, he gristled. Always.

Ring ring!

“You should vote for Harri’s Balz!”

How many SWATTings was that now? 58? 60! Any number would do for the man with copious swat dripping off his chins.

Ring ring!

“At the tone, the time will be 8:00 PM.”

So many. It’s probably Elon directly now, he thot.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

New deck photos
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Many of us have lives outside of the Farms. Shocking to know right?
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Not much of a SWAT now is it Patrick?

Am I tripping or was that deck treated with sub zero respect? If the house really is that old then, had I even decided that the old deck had to go, would have chosen the same measurements for each plank, as well as the best material I could afford. His end product there just looks like he waddled over to Home Depot and bought whatever crap was in front of his pudgy face.

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These reflections are uncanny because they show Rick at perhaps his most candid, and he just looks awful and unhinged. It's like being a black child bound next to the negerwurst machine in his basement, and then peeking through the floorboards he's just removed. Some Delphine LaLaurie type shit.

 

[John_Smith]

So he screwed down the planks rather than using something nice like deck clips? We've seen his screw-driving skills. He doesn't drill pilot holes; he doesn't countersink. Shitty pig-man does a shitty job.

Re Pineapple: Don't be wasteful with your pineapples. Save the leaves for cocktail garnishes, and use the peel and core for tepache, or shrubs, or cordials.

The neck thing may be a goiter. Pig-man has thyroid problems. Alcoholism can do that.

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

Imagine owning a 120+ year old home and replacing your wooden deck with boards made of plastic made to look like wood. He may be a retard unable to understand fences but this is faggotry on another level.

That's not even a deck, that's his front porch. It's under a roof and mostly protected from the elements. I understand using composite for an exposed deck if you live in fucking Seattle or something. But using composite for a covered porch on a historic house because you're too goddamn lazy to repaint every couple years is the height of white trashification. Congratulations on lowering the resale value of your house, dummy.

He probably only did it because the last time he was swaTTed one of the officers told him that his porch was a deathtrap and that they would sue him if one of them sprained their ankle on the rotting boards.

Imagine doing it with Black and Decker tools. That is literally the cheapest tool line owned by Stanley Black and Decker. DeWalt is the contractor grade line, Stanley tools are mid tier. Black and Decker is Chinese manufactured dog shit. He should be mocked relentlessly for being poor. TTI owns Milwaukee and Ryobi which are contractor grade and consumer grade respectively. He can't even afford the tools named after his own city. Harbor Freight is more respectable than Black and Decker.

It's sad. Back in the old days, Black and Decker made solid tools. I've seen B&D drills from the 60s that still work and they're built like tanks. Yet another once-great American brand turned into cheap shit.

 

[Maude Snew]

the best material I could afford.

He did consider using those but then his mother in law demanded he use something actually vaguely sturdy instead of the Burger King wrappers he had collected for the purpose. She probably paid for it too.

Congratulations on lowering the resale value of your house, dummy.

*His wife's mother's house. Also not hurting the value too much as it's a trash heap a block away from the ghetto filled with Tomlinson brand fixes and very strained floors from fatness and flatulence. You have to be Niki Robinson pilled out and stupid to actually get your mother to pay for that shit heap in the first place.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Is that the entry used by AirBNBers? Did Gayporn report a deficient porch on his way out after leaving a double decker?

 

[Ded Sert]

What kind of faggot lives IN Milwaukee and buys blackened pecker power tools and then the Milwaukee hammer?

For reals.

someone poor

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

those plastic planks probably have a higher weight tolerance, very necessary as pat grows larger

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

someone poor

I don’t know how fucking poor you’d have to be - I don’t even KNOW where to buy blackened pecker anymore. At least Harbor Freight has that “fuck everything” vibe - and Walmart’s Hart is just white power tools lol.

 

[TurboNAS]

I just finished the latest Audible original story “The Five Points Ripper” by Larry Coreia. It’s his third entry in a new sci-fi detective series.

It’s a stark reminder that Patrick had a writing career at one point. He wrote six novels which is way more that beginners get through. He thought up strange universes and put his characters through their paces. Then he threw it all away to be a jerk on Twitter.

Meanwhile Larry Coreia posts dumb crap on Twitter and manages to look away so he can write more stories. It’s like Patrick is the mirror universe version.

 

[Maude Snew]

someone poor

You attribute to his poverty what is in equal if not greater parts caused by his stupidity and fatness. There's plenty of poor people who will still get decent tools as doing things yourself will in the end save you money, as will having decent tools that last a long time instead of the cheap low quality shit that will break immediately. His taste in tools is much like his taste in everything else, uninformed, performative, and pretty much cargo cultish. Plus he should lose a lot of weight.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Is that a tumor, or is that what he calls his neck?

No stalker child, those aren't where my chins are. Those are my neck muscles because I work out. See

Enjoy prison

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Someone once said that Pat might just be the most unintentionally hilarious person in history and I think about that a lot.

 

[NaggotFigger]

 

[AutoClownMaker]

There's plenty of poor people who will still get decent tools as doing things yourself will in the end save you money, as will having decent tools that last a long time instead of the cheap low quality shit that will break immediately.

It is not like Patrick has more work to do with the tools. He can't afford additional properties that need his labor. Nor does he have any hobbies beyond telling himself and other about enjoying prison on a website run by a guy he hates where those tools could get used.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This just in! If you make a gun, that's exactly the same as an ideology that advocates complete collapse of all society.
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Xeets like this one (among many other things, of course) prove that Fat is genuinely low-IQ and not just an insufferable midwitted narcissist.
There is no logical link between the Gatling story and accelerationism, and the analogy he tried to construct is pure nonsense.
He seems to know the definition of accelerationism, so you can't even chalk this up to a simple misunderstanding.
His fat brain is just incapable of processing anything more complex than SciFislop and propaganda aimed at the lowest common denominator, because even someone in the low triple digits would realize that his "argument" is bullshit.
>What accelerationism is:


>What it is according to Pat's xeet

Here's what's even better.

Jennifer was trying to rip off someone else's viral tweet, look at the view/like count and how it's the same exact screenshot:


And Rick's attempt nearly twelve hours later:

 

[Something Awful]

Patrick claims there's a pair of "experienced shooters" (?) living with him and Niki.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Patrick claims there's a pair of "experienced shooters" (?) living with him and Niki.

I’m sure they both think slapping around the house in the same $2 Kmart flip-flops they wear outside is conducive to effective self-defense. Stances, shmances!