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Ubisoft CEO: “our goal is not to push any specific agenda” (archive)

Ubisoft CEO says "our goal is not to push any specific agenda" amid "polarized comments" circling Assassin's Creed Shadows

This bitch's hair looks fucking dumb and I will shave it clean if I get the chance. Imagine getting a zoomer haircut but instead of two sides and the back, all the them are focused on one half of the head with a non-functioning brain hemisphere.
Cyberpunk/male-repellant style
 
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Also Ubisoft

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EDIT - Also not just the vase - the class in AC: Origins also has girls in it, like in the live game.
 
Most of us have a huge backlog of games that we never got around to playing. If you don't want our money, we have better things to do with our time.
I’m kind of grateful that every new AAAAAAA release has been shit for this very reason. I buy tons of shit on Steam and my game library is horrendously large. I’ll get distracted by shiny new release and table everything else, and I doubt I’m the only one who does this.

Given that I’m an adult who doesn’t get afforded much time to even play games much, I’ve got tons of allegedly good stuff to sift through and play spanning back nearly 15 years.
 
I’m kind of grateful that every new AAAAAAA release has been shit for this very reason. I buy tons of shit on Steam and my game library is horrendously large. I’ll get distracted by shiny new release and table everything else, and I doubt I’m the only one who does this.

Given that I’m an adult who doesn’t get afforded much time to even play games much, I’ve got tons of allegedly good stuff to sift through and play spanning back nearly 15 years.
Bet you can't go on through a year, not buying anything new, munching through that backlog.
I know I can't.
 
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EDIT - Also not just the vase - the class in AC: Origins also has girls in it, like in the live game.
They're tempting zeus here.

Wrong. There's a reason that games are increasingly dumbed down and hold your hand, and it's because the lowest common denominator has shifted to third-worlders.
If the third worlders can get all the outsourced tech jobs with the main barrier being english they can fucking understand basic games without their hand being held. Also I'm pretty sure third worlders aren't asking for actual historical revisionism in games or top surgery scars. Basically what 'm saying is these people in charge of this all are far far more racist than actual racists they keep trying to frame everyone that disagrees with them as.
 
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With great respect to this fine argument: por que no los dos?
Fair, but I remember seeing a documentary about a kid without arms or legs playing Street Fighter in Phillipines, I think? Basically 3rd world but despite everything, (being poor and cripple) he was doing fine. Those 3rd worlders are far more capable than games journalists and "modern audiences".
 
Fair, but I remember seeing a documentary about a kid without arms or legs playing Street Fighter in Phillipines, I think? Basically 3rd world but despite everything, (being poor and cripple) he was doing fine. Those 3rd worlders are far more capable than games journalists and "modern audiences".
To be even more fair, I am sure there is a games journalist who can play games.

Now this might be akin to the notion of there being some Platonic perfect triangle somewhere out there in the universe that has yet to be discovered, but in theory it makes sense.
 
Fair, but I remember seeing a documentary about a kid without arms or legs playing Street Fighter in Phillipines, I think? Basically 3rd world but despite everything, (being poor and cripple) he was doing fine.
I believe you're thinking of Brolylegs, who is American and does have arms

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He passed away last year
 
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