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[batteredpancakes]

HSTS's neovagina gets clocked with leggings on. Guy says it looks like a tucked in ballsack. avid_ailurophile
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That day when a guy clocked my neovagina with my leggings on
Yeah, you can't make this shit up. This is why I'm so angry at chasers. If chasers openly told me that they want dick, I would respect them more. But no, the minute they find out I don't have a dick, they have to play mind games and they will try to make me feel self-conscious or suicidal.

I have several cases, but I'll just mention a couple:

1. I met a guy at a diner and he seemed very much into me. He was staring at me intensely. He got his check, went outside, and waited for me to exchange numbers. First red flag. He didn't want other people to see we were exchanging numbers. He texted me and asked me if I had children. We then met at a Starbucks coffee for our first date (low-effort date). He almost slammed the door in my face. In other words, he didn't hold the door open for me like any gentleman would do. That alone should have been a red flag. I decided to ignore it. He didn't buy me a cup of coffee but let me pay for myself. We met a second time and I was wearing tight leggings and he kept staring at my crotch and he then asked me if I was trans. I was naive and stupid back then. I told him that yes, I was trans, and he said it's obvious and that he had clocked me from my vagina because it didn't look real, not even with my leggings on and that it didn't get wet. He only saw it through my leggings. He added that even with my leggings on, it looked like a tucked in nutsack. And this was before my FFS, so there was no chance in hell he didn't clock me at the diner, but he asked me about my children to flatter me. He said he was no longer interested and that he was looking for a real woman who could give him children. I spent weeks crying and being self-conscious and suicidal that my vagina could be clocked even with my leggings on, until I told an escort friend what happened, and lo and behold, this was a nasty, dick-obsessed chaser who loved getting pegged. I thought my friend was just saying this to make me feel better, but she showed me all of his texts.
2. I met another guy. He was chivalrous. We exchanged phone numbers. He asked me out on a date. He picked a nice restaurant. Not super expensive, but nice. I told him via text message that I was trans, and he said he doesn't care. But he wanted me to go to his place and canceled the dinner. He said, "aren't you a transgender? Why are you so uptight? I'm not gonna spend money on a transgender. We can enjoy each other. No drama."
3. I met another guy who was a bouncer at a club and he was into boxing. He love-bombed me. He made me believe I was his soulmate. And yet, here and there, he dropped hints that he was looking for dick. One day he grabbed my hands and awkwardly laughing said that you can tell a lot by the size of the hands. Then he went on and on and on on the prostatic massage and the male G spot and how people of my ethnicity usually have a big dick. We went to a CVS to buy alcohol, and he showed me some pantyhose. He was obsessed with pantyhose. Then the day of the big reveal arrived and he tricked me into admitting I was trans, which I did. He said he had never met a trans woman before, but he immediately asked me how big I was and if I could show it in the restroom. I was horrified and told him I was post op. I saw a light going dim in his eyes. He was very visibly disappointed. He said that he wasn't attracted to me and that it's obvious I'm trans. He listed every single masculine flaw I had and he said he felt bad for me but that we are slaves of our biology and that he can't force his attraction because of his biology. I left in tears. Years later, I decided to have a trans friend trick him through phone. I made sure she video-called him to prove that she was real. He asked her to see photos of her cock and told her that he loved getting pegged.

I have many stories like this. Luckily, I'm cynical, but tons of trans women are naive and fall for these tricks.

He said he had never met a trans woman before, but he immediately asked me how big I was and if I could show it in the restroom. I was horrified and told him I was post op. I saw a light going dim in his eyes. He was very visibly disappointed. He said that he wasn't attracted to me and that it's obvious I'm trans. He listed every single masculine flaw I had and he said he felt bad for me but that we are slaves of our biology and that he can't force his attraction because of his biology.

This dude has many L's. He seems to be a hon who keeps disappointing chasers when they realize he doesn't have a dick anymore.
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Post-op and I've been approached by chasers who hoped I was pre-op
Hello ladies!

I'm new to Reddit and try to avoid social media like the plague (for reasons that will become apparent).

A bit about myself: I'm a post-op trans woman in her 20s. I consider myself successful and fortunate because I do a job that I love and have had amazing doctors who have helped me in this journey. FFS was a game-changer for me and I'm elated that we have the medical technology to alleviate facial dysphoria. I'm not going to say that FFS is a magic bullet for everyone because the outcome largely depends on what the surgeon has to work with. Overall, I'm a happy person and transition has been a net positive for sure.

I tried online dating and it was a shitshow. Even though I clearly indicated in my profile that I was trans and post-op, my inbox was flooded with messages from guys who hadn't read the profile, or guys who told me that I had ruined myself by removing the very thing that made be better than cis women. They didn't use those terms; they were much more prosaic. Two different guys were trying to set me up. They pretended to be nice and accepting but they had sinister intentions. A couple of guys messaged me and told me they were willing to experiment because it was on their bucket list, but that they were certain it wasn't going to feel like "the real thing"... but that they wanted to experiment nonetheless.

I deleted all of my online dating profiles and decided to interact only with men I meet organically. Here's where things get tricky. For some reason, I attract married men. Of course, when they approach me, they tell me they are single, but one way or another, I find out they are married. I don't know what is wrong with me or if there is something in my demeanor that attracts married men. The other problem is that I've met chasers who get angry when they find out I'm post op (some of these men are married, some are not). Now when a guy hits on me in public, I have to wonder if he's a chaser or not.

I would rather be invisible than desired by chasers. I don't feel flattered at all. I feel insulted. I know some trans ladies enjoy topping men, but that isn't for me. Are there tricks to suss out chasers immediately? Because I've interacted with apparently normal nice guys and then they drop the bomb that they want dick. If they were honest with me, we would go our separate ways, but when they find out I'm post-op, they start playing games and try to make me feel self-conscious. For example, one of these chasers one day told me, over dinner, that he had a feeling I was well endowed. I was shocked and taken aback and told him that I was post-op, and he flipped the script and said that he meant endowed in the sense of having good qualities, and that I'm disgusting and I should have told him that I was trans sooner and that he's 100% straight. He also told me I was lucky he didn't beat me to a pulp. Another guy did something similar. When he found out I was post-op, instead of telling me he wasn't interested, he tried to mess with my head and told me he only likes "real women" and that I had read the whole situation wrong (he had had two drinks that night and had gotten tipsy and told me he wanted to be pegged) and that he saw me as one of the bros and that it's super obvious that I'm trans.

How can I become unattractive to chasers? I hate it when I meet guys and I think they're hitting on me because they see me as a woman in her 20s, only to find out they want dick.

Thanks for reading!

guys who told me that I had ruined myself by removing the very thing that made be better than cis women

He's right in a weird way. Now he has to compete with actual woman for normal men now that he doesn't have a dick. All who will be disgusted if they ever find out he's a man.
Before he could attract gay men and chasers; the only people who could value him above a real woman. Y'know, because they're gay.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Troons hate the illusion to be broken, because in reality they are sad lonely people that are running away from themselves like children. They act just like teens that are trying to find themselves. Let's compare a troon to a teen that is obsessed with something, actor, band, sports team or subculture.

• Posters/stickers/patches of their obsession all over their room and things
• Has to wear something with their obsession on it when they go out so everyone knows
• Always talks about obsession
• You're not a real <blank> if you <blank>. Example: "You're not a real goth if you listen to pop music" "Blaire White isn't really trans because they're conservative"
• It's not a phase mom, this is really me.

Most people grow out of this after a while, but not troons

Being a tranny is basically the 2020s version of being a punk, or a goth, or a hippie, except it is a protected class. One of the biggest draws is just the feeling of being part of a trendy subculture, a community of other non-normal people.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Most people grow out of this after a while, but not troons,

Hard to grow out of having your dick chopped off.

 

[Fapcop]

He's right in a weird way. Now he has to compete with actual woman for normal men now that he doesn't have a dick.

It’s logic when you think about it, no?

Why would you settle for a tranny, if you’re interested in women?

The only people interested in trannies, are degenerates who want a chick with a dick.

 

[Sloth Commander]

This guy looked like he transitioned from looking like Daddyofive into a painted ogre.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Free relationship advice from a pooner who has been there.

That's the DUMP THEM post.
Uffa! Clicked the link again. 2.8k upvotes, 207 replies.

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The only people interested in trannies, are degenerates who want a chick with a dick.

Or who just want a dick and are not particular or are particularly desperate.

 

[the inconfident]

My nigger in christ... You are 200lbs above the maximum weight they feel its possible to apply some anesthesia without killing you. You HAVE tits, man or woman, you have massive fat floppy hanging tits. These people are so sick in the head they can't understand shit.

Pooner can't even wipe it's own ass and is worried to have tits when it has the same size as an adult hippo. Fuckin hell... Medicine evolved so much, but there are clearly downsides with that, one being that these creatures manage to survive up to adulthood. Back then it would be either sacrificed to the Sun God or just died due to health issues.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Before he could attract gay men and chasers;

Gay men don’t want a man dressed as a woman who thinks he’s a woman. They want a man. The only people interested in troons are chasers.

 

[Sean Andalou]

The only people interested in troons are chasers.

And chasers are the one group troons hate most of all.

 

[Flan Handler]

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Putting pronouns in your resume

The pronouns are the first sign she's unemployable, being openly a pooner is the second sign.

It’s a bit of a white pill that they are getting nervous about reactions to the pronouns. Two years ago, they were so culturally dominant they would try to get the company nuked if the troon suggested the recruiter wasn’t clapping hard enough.

These trolls need to get stuffed back under their bridges, not let out in society like humans.

 

[pockywocky]

Guy says it looks like a tucked in ballsack.

"Then the day of the big reveal arrived and he tricked me into admitting I was trans,"

> "Tricked me"
Ironic, considering he was most likely trying to stealth the guy the entire time, and would not have revealed the fact that he was trans otherwise. They love to pull this shit on people too, its nauseating.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

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I was so excited for a concert next week. It was all I could think about. All I was playing on loop was the band’s newest album. I had to go with my sister who is transphobic since she’s the one who told me and the only person I knew who would go with me, but the tickets were $45 so I didn’t care. And she’d likely see nothing anyway because it’s GA and she’s short so sucks to suck.

Well, my mom revealed she got us VIP tickets so we’d get to meet the band. It’s apparently my Christmas gift bc I like them more than my sister.

Cool. Great. Thanks. Super awesome. I was really excited for all of 48 hours

And then felt a discomfort I couldn’t quite name.

I tried to distract myself with ideas for what to wear to the concert, ideas for setting up a playlist with the songs on their set list from earlier in the tour, etc.

Last week, my mom got annoyed with me a bit insisting I was mean to my sister first (I wasn’t. I’ve been so nice to her and then when I moved back in, she became vile towards me. Constantly insulting me, bringing me down, creating conversations around things I’ve already admitted I struggle with bc of my mental health saying she’s helping me by being mean when I told her it does the opposite). I began to stop trying to spend time with her bc I couldn’t handle it. She’d lose all interest in events if it was with just me.

This past week, my family has been kinda distant with me. They’re ignoring any attempts to talk in the GC, no one acknowledges me if we’re in the same room, nothing. Only my stepdad will talk to me and respond to my jokes. My mental health has been plummeting worse and I have a new fear: my sister misgendering or deadnaming me in front of the band.

She doesn’t even TRY to use my pronouns and uses the entire deadname (not even the shortened more gender neutral version). I’m so sick of it and I know I’ll ruin the night and call her out for transphobia in front of them, and then she’ll complain to our mom. But… idk what else to do

If they hadn’t bought me the VIP tickets I honestly was going to start looking for other ppl to go with, but now I’m stuck with her bc the tickets are a “surprise” and she’s the one that has them, not me

She's being gifted VIP tickets to see her favorite band, but is stuck with her mean sister who may or may not misgender her in front of the bandmembers.

Surely this has to be a Pooner child, as only the young can afford to waste mental energy in such non-issues.

Oh wait.

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I am 27. I live in an expensive state and need to stay in this state if I’m going to keep my health insurance and protections (it’s illegal for insurance to deny GAC here). However, I’m worried my mom is planning to kick me out.

She keeps pressuring me to take out a $10k loan (which is a bad financial decision atp bc one of my debts isn’t accruing interest- why would I take out a loan with high interest to pay it off? And two of the debts aren’t officially in my name- so I’d probably have to take out a personal loan, not a debt consolidation loan for that one)

She recently found my bottle of T-Gel. I am a grown ass adult. It’s my choice if I take it. My insurance covers the bloodwork and doctor’s appt. I only pay $10/mth for the gel itself. She didn’t say anything to me, but she apparently made a comment to my sister.

She wants me to move out, but I’m having to make $200/mth in rent to get each month and I make payments of $200+ on her credit card each month to pay off a debt to her (combined with interest on that amount and on concert tickets she bought-). I also have to pay to get my cat fixed - which is a $300 procedure.

I don’t understand how I’m supposed to pay for these things when rent in the area is $1100+ and most places want a month’s rent as the security deposit, plus I have to pay pet rent and a pet deposit (if I leave my cat behind, she will throw her outside in a heartbeat. She spends most days hurling insults at her… and she’s a barely a year old. I also found out recently she isn’t giving her a full serving of food because she “doesn’t finish it” - but she’s so small, she needs to have the ability to eat throughout the night if that’s going to get meat on her bones)

I’m just… so tired. But I don’t know how to get out of this situation. I’ve debated seeing if I qualify for section 8 housing but it’s so overwhelming and I don’t know how it works… I don’t know where to go. All I know is that when I move out, I’m giving her one week to get my name and pronouns right and then I’m blocking her and going NC. I’ll be giving the same threat to the youngest as well (she relentlessly targets me - randomly asking when I last showered when she knows I have PDA and struggle with basic care and am working on it, using my deadname only, threatening to destroy my car, being nasty overall)

I’d honestly live in my car if I didn’t have my cat…

[ if it helps, I’m in NJ and can give more precise locations in DM, but otherwise assume South/Central NJ ]

This 27yo grown-ass woman still worries that her sister may tattle on her when they have a row.

To no-one's surprise she's into Homestuck where she probably got her new name from, and is into whatever the hell this Gacha game is.

She also only showers around 3 times a week, and struggles to brush her fucking teeth.

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So I was super relieved when I learned about Pathological Demand Avoidance bc a ton made sense after but

I’m slowly getting more and more frustrated because I struggle to keep it in check (I handle all of my autistic traits via self taught regulation). It was to the point where a former coworker who knew I dealt with PDA learned she could use it to reverse-psychology me into not drinking two energy drinks a day. Super helpful, but super frustrating because I knew what she was doing and it still worked.

My issue is… I’m trying to get my health in check. Which may end up involving a chiropractor visit because I’m sleeping on a couch (also maybe a masseuse - wish I had a doctor for every time someone had commented on how stuff and tense my shoulders are). Aside from wanting to gag at the thought of someone touching me, the last and only time I went to a chiropractor she called the at home things to do “homework” and I immediately lost all interest in taking care of my back and doing what she said and decided to never see her again. If she had called it almost anything else it probably would’ve worked. Homework was the wrong word.

(PDA also prevents me from doing a lot of basic self care, like brushing my teeth, showering more than 3 times a week, eating proper meals, etc.)

My question is… if the PDA is impacting my life this much, is it something I should seek out therapy for now that I have health insurance that covers it? Or are there guides online for managing it that are written by either actual professionals or neurodivergent ppl?

Her family went into 4K in debt to help her out of the bad financial spot that forced her to move back in with them. Mom got her VIP tickets to meet her favorite band. But to her, they're still abusive.

 

[Suicide]

Honestly horrifying how many trannies insist their wife "is my everything" but still go on to live out a fantasy purely driven by porn/fetish shit.

 

[the inconfident]

Honestly horrifying how many trannies insist their wife "is my everything" but still go on to live out a fantasy purely driven by porn/fetish shit.

And for Christ sake, imagine being married to someone you esteem as important, your husband, only to after 2 decades, he turns out and says he's a goddamn tranny. No one asks how the wife feels during this situation, eh? Its always about the tranny. Well brother, lemme tell you: No one would ever date a tranny, much less marry one.

Her family went into 4K in debt to help her out of the bad financial spot that forced her to move back in with them. Mom got her VIP tickets to meet her favorite band. But to her, they're still abusive

They are always entitled like that. She can strip her family of all their happiness by being a burden, but if her sister says her name in front of the band, oh boy... I still get surprised on how shitty troons and pooners are. Like, actual entitled scum that are so self-centered and demanding society to bend to their delusions. Crazy, every single L they get is way too few.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

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Honestly horrifying how many trannies insist their wife "is my everything" but still go on to live out a fantasy purely driven by porn/fetish shit.

Imagine leaving your wife of 15 years for a new lover, and that lover being yourself. Only a troon can be this pathetic and egotistical.

I hope the wife finds a better man, or gets a few cats to keep her company. Anything would be an improvement over a crossdressing compulsive wanker.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

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Honestly horrifying how many trannies insist their wife "is my everything" but still go on to live out a fantasy purely driven by porn/fetish shit.

This is him in his new troon wig: -

 

[Fapcop]

Just a happy, TOTALLY lesbian couple for ya!

 

[Sean Andalou]

This is him in his new troon wig: -

He doesn't even look like a troon.
He looks like a man who happens to have long hair.
If I saw him walking down the street looking like that I wouldn't notice anything abnormal.

 

[Positron]

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"Pathological Demand Avoidance"
It is called "extreme laziness". Stop inventing new, academic-sounding terms to describe your ultra-special self.

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF posts a bunch of effects from testosterone she's had. Includes some very interesting points like her going from being a lesbian to liking only men and developing a fuller looking anus with erotic sensation that throbs when she's horny. transgenderdinosaur
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A Fun List of the Unexpected and Rarely discussed Effects of T
I just decided to make a list of all of the changes that I kept track of and quite a few i havent seen mentioned before. I am 25, been on t since 20. I had hyserectomy in 2021, top surgery in 2022.

1. I had significant bottom growth only *after* top surgery
2. My voice significantly deepened only after top surgery
3. Around 3 years in, I developed intense erotic sensation in my anus that was NOT there before. It twitches and throbs and feels as sensitive as my mini me up front. its also "fuller" looking
4. I had pcos and endometriosis pre t, and resulting horrific cystic acne. Huge clusters of dozens of hard bright red headless pimples, all over my face. They decreased in severity 6 months in and cured entirely 1 year in.
5. I have experimented extensively pre and post t sexually and there is definitely a spot inside my back door that if rubbed i climax. this is a different type of orgasm from the one i get from deep front hole. i did not have this sensation pre-t.
6. my anus throbs and i feel it when i climax from my t dick alone. the nerves feel connected somehow.
7. my entire face changed shape. i was a pretty ugly girl , and I feel like i got "prettier" post t. my brows filled in, my hair got thicker, and my face is just more nicely shaped now. I look more "pretty" as a man than a woman. I am happy with this. I like being a pretty man
8. never expected my voice to get as deep as it did because pre t it was like...... really really really high and feminine.
9. my shoulders widened significantly.
10. my skin darkened. i went from mary from downton abbey's complexion to slightly darker.
11. my fingernails got harder and stronger!
12. i stopped growing peach fuzz on my face and body post t, (and i think that further proves how feminine and normal it is for women to have hair. )
13. my endurance as a runner tripled and so did my energy levels. i felt tired 24/7 pre t
14. i experience sexuality very differently now. my thoughts are more "active" instead of "passive" (more "i want to be nailed by him" and less "wow hes cute") (i also was a victim of the sexuality flip, went from gay woman to gay man. i remember a time when i was very sexually attracted to women, and now i am not at all. very weird and funny)
15. my lip shape is better and more defined ( still full lips but i almost look like i have lip liner now)
16. my nipples became radiant pink instead of discolored purple-grey
17. i had a drastic improvement in my seasonal allergies which i am sure is related to estrogens effects on mast cell and histamine activity
18. all of my baby hairs and edges fell out. im a nordic whitey and i had blonde edges around my hairline my whole life and they all fell out.
19. i didnt have a major spike in libido until 3-4 years into t.
20. ive seen a drastic improvement in my hypermobile EDS and i believe this is because estrogen makes you more bendy, and testosterone makes you less flexible (something something muscular rigidity etc). I can pluck my eyebrow hairs without bleeding to death now, just touching my palm to tree bark doesnt make it start bleeding, shaving no longer looks like a murder occurred. i dont bruise as easily.

Also a post 5 months ago about how no one wants to date her. A cliche post for all trannies.
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Dating is hopeless
I know nobody wants to date me or be with me because I am trans. Maybe it’s where I live but I can’t afford to move. I feel very lonely. I take care of myself and I’d say that even I’m decently handsome and I have hobbies and dreams and interests. But I know that being trans always drives everyone away.

At this point I’ve had to come to terms with the fact that there isn’t anyone for me, and I need to embrace being alone. I am the happiest with who I am I’ve ever been, and yet now that I finally love myself nobody else will ever love me because of what I am. In becoming someone I love I made myself unloveable to everyone else.

I am gay

She seems to be a somewhat popular artist
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Being Potentially Exposed as Trans in the Future
I keep seeing everyone be dragged or exposed online for the most random things. Any time someone has a platform, something random gets dug up and they get totally nuked. Sometimes being cancelled over things 15 years ago. When I see this I just keep thinking, (this is a burner account and i am a creator who does an art with a following), "when will i see videos of me being cancelled with my name calling me a fake" I guess. (I am stealth, i do not reveal my transness to anyone. I like my privacy.) I can picture videos people will eventually make exposing me as trans and accusing me of deception. its hard to shake the fear. it would ruin my whole life. if i was outed as trans and "exposed" like all these other people are being exposed it would ruin my whole life and everything i built and worked so hard for. Everyone hates trans people, and it would tear down everything. And I know itll happen. Anytime you get a platform everyone scrambles to find something to expose you for. One day will be my time. Its just a matter of when. I just needed to vent this somewhere because it is such a burden and i know one day it will come to light because for some reason people just want to drag and expose and ruin other peoples lives...

Anyway, thank you for reading my rant.