Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potatoherder]

Talking about Nick on laid back news right now. Kurt and Nate being smug lol.

Just for reference it starts at 47:35 into the stream.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

I think they're assuming a sane defense strategy that doesn't involve Nick or Kayla taking the stand and making wild allegations that the drugs belonged solely to April or Aaron or someone else.

Luckily, Nick's timeline for disclosing all defenses he's intending to raise has already passed. The state already will have a decent understanding of their gameplan via discovery. MRCP 9.02(1)(5) makes it so that Nick must disclose defenses he'll be raising, including an alibi such as this, and this discovery must be provided before the Rule 11 omnibus. We'll know fairly soon if he's attempting any shenanigans like that just based off the state's witness list they'll file, if they haven't already filed it. So if Nick is trying any of that bullshit, it can't be some big gotcha moment

 

[Mandatory User Name]

It's about Aaron's omnibus hearing. Remember, he thought Aaron was going to plea guilty to the felony. After the omnibus happened, Nick expressed surprise that it didn't go down like that and Aaron instead now has a settlement conference later in the year. Nick canceled his stream that night after Aaron didn't cop to the felony.

There's a twisted reason behind that aborted stream and it wasn't to gloat, the reason he's going so hard on this is that he thinks he can claim moral superiority (It's the only place he thinks that he can). Nick's whore wife sent Aaron her whore pictures and Aaron showed one of the whore pictures to a friend, Kayla and by extension Nick and his entire family are now the victims of Aaron. Nick the Cuck also gets a chance to Big Man for his whore wife, much like Ron Toye (not a cuck) did.

Meanwhile Nick will keep saying that his crimes were "victimless" while Aaron's was not, Paper beats Rock, Nick wins at life because Aaron is a pathetic shit. Never mind that his daughter tested ten times the cut off point for Cocaine, never mind that his children were fucking starving and didn't have any clean clothes, never mind any of that. Aaron is the big bad guy and Nick is the victim.

No, Aaron is a shit, April is a crack whore, Kayla is an overmedicated whore and Nick is a faggoty Cuckold, you aint winning anything Nick. The only person winning out of this is Montagraph, get ready to give him your Mustang VROOM VROOM.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Nick is too egotistical and retarded to not respond to an account called Breaking Baldo News that has his drunken face as the avatar

He's like Patrick Tomlinson arguing with his toilet. Maybe worse. At least you never had to pay Fatrick 20 bucks just to reply to you.

When the 72hours involuntary psychiatric hold becomes 1440 hours finding a cellphone to seethe on xitter can be a challenge, at most you will get to use your daddy's phone during visitation and only if you hide like a bitch from the staff.

Edit: now that I seen he's finally xeeted I have to ask, wasn't it exactly 3 days since the Denyocaust to coming back to xeeting? I dropped the psych hold bit as a joke but it might have happened.

Wouldn't surprise me. He's out there threatening suicide in public, what's he saying in private? He's no doubt drunk off his ass, punching himself in the face, and no screaming and crying. While Kayla is no doubt too busy popping pills and clapping like a seal when Picard orders an Earl Grey hot, maybe April is getting genuinely scared. Maybe his parents or kids were in the house and called the police so he didn't neckrope. Maybe a neighbor overheard him.

Someone could check the Kandiyohi County police scanner to see if there was a call placed to the Balldobunker. Only reason I doubt it is because if Nick met the police again he probably would catch a disorderly conduct charge for his retardation.

No matter the reason, I'm sure it's lulzy. Maybe Chad Dad Nick was grounded by his parents/his kid. Maybe he punched himself in the face so much he got a black eye. Maybe he drunkenly tard raged so much Daddy sent him back to rehab.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Meanwhile Nick will keep saying that his crimes were "victimless" while Aaron's was not, Paper beats Rock, Nick wins at life because Aaron is a pathetic shit.

Anyone who looks into how cocaine is made will quickly realize that it’s in no way victimless. There is so much human suffering involved, including of children, in getting that brief high up to America. It’s one of the only drugs that are truly immoral to purchase and use.

But does Christian family man Nick Rekieta care about some poor South American kid dying in the jungle? No, of course not. He needs to hype up his nights attending fourth rate art shows with his side piece, so who cares how many people suffered to get him that adulterated gram of cocaine for the night.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

They send Nick's debt to collectors again
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From the 73-VB-24-3399 traffic case

And now it's in the hands of a powerless private entity instead of the court. It'll be years before they can get around to suing him for garnishment and by that time he will have taken this traffic case to the supreme court and gotten it expunged for violation of his third amendment right to refuse to garrison police in his car. Total balldomale victory.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Anyone who looks into how cocaine is made will quickly realize that it’s in no way victimless. There is so much human suffering involved, including of children, in getting that brief high up to America. It’s one of the only drugs that are truly immoral to purchase and use.

But does Christian family man Nick Rekieta care about some poor South American kid dying in the jungle? No, of course not. He needs to hype up his nights attending fourth rate art shows with his side piece, so who cares how many people suffered to get him that adulterated gram of cocaine for the night.

There's also, you know, Nick neglecting his kids. There's five victims right there.
Although he's still balldo-deep in denial over that.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Does eating the heart of your enemy count as licking them?

Only if you are a surgeon. And you go for the liver.

 

[Law]

"Your Honor, the sole basis for this search warrant is a single phone call from a schizophrenic in a mental institution who claimed to be Napoloeon and said I was harboring illegal grey aliens from Zeta Reticuli in my home."

"Objection! If we can put men in a women's prison because they wear the right wigs, then we must accept the delusions that led to this search warrant! Franks motion denied!"
I know this is OBJECTION: IRRELEVANT but I had to compulsively sneak in a terf joke, I am incorrigible

Anyone who looks into how cocaine is made will quickly realize that it’s in no way victimless. There is so much human suffering involved, including of children, in getting that brief high up to America. It’s one of the only drugs that are truly immoral to purchase and use.

I actually agree whole-heartedly and I wish this was talked about more.

 

[Swole McPole]

Here, though, it's all about the kids. The only reason the state even cares about adults doing drugs in their own home is the presence of children. They aren't looking for a conviction as much as getting Nick and Kayla to care for their kids and protecting them against danger. Nick and Kayla keep fighting that.

I hope this is true. I'm kind of cynical when it comes to police, but it'd be nice if they really were attempting to do the right thing for the right reasons.

 

[AltisticRight]

They send Nick's debt to collectors again
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From the 73-VB-24-3399 traffic case

Paymonty.lol
Paymnstate.gg
PAY UP Skelly boy.

 

[Law]

The only reason the state even cares about adults doing drugs in their own home is the presence of children.

Yup. You wanna get drunk, have sex with another couple and store guns under your bed? Fine. You wanna do it with your kids in the house? Oh hell naw.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Winter is almost here he should buy a motorbike, everyone will think he is so cool.


COPE, SEETHE AND QENIED.


It's not exactly what you asked for, posted by @3MMA:
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Notice that he is sat on the floor no Kiwi Law Couch for Rekieta.

This is -by his own admission - his favorite porn scene by the way

 

[ChiribiscoToo]

Rekieta is the rickety cricket of the internet

 

[Lemondale]

Hope discovery reveals the other cucks who rackets is involved with, cuz that be funny.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Hope discovery reveals the other cucks who rackets is involved with, cuz that be funny.

I always thought the stories Nick told about being at bars (gay bars?) and buying people drinks was him trying to pick up swinger couples. I'd love to hear from some of them, I'm sure Kayla got to share some of these bulls with Nick.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Oh well. Nick bullshits, so he will likely take the plea deal.

If he takes it to trial the only play he has is to try and convince a jury the drugs weren't under his possession. Either by trying to pretend he didn't even know drugs were in his bedroom/safe or by trying to get Kayla to take one for the team. Perhaps trying to claim Aaron left them there on his last visit and he had no idea, etc.

Lawtubers are right. It really is a simple possession case. Balldo trying to hint it's super complex is just for his hardcore fans.

 

[Bepis]

Don't listen to the naysayers, Nick. You can still win this case, and reignite your career in the process if you play your cards right. Two words: Jury nullification. Just imagine, Nick. Imagine how many eyes would be on your victory stream if you pulled it off. Think of all the leathery wine moms and tatted up crackwhores who will be fighting to join your new, improved Qover. You know what you need to do.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

It's not exactly what you asked for, posted by @3MMA:

Notice that he is sat on the floor no Kiwi Law Couch for Rekieta.

I don't have the software or skills to make transparent backgrounds. Here are the 4 judges so far that are helping Rekieta metamorph into his final end state. Apparently, he's cocooned up in a chrysalis after being DENIED. Really want to see Rekieta dressed as that lolicon thing he did on a couch with the 4 judges standing behind.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Hope discovery reveals the other cucks who rackets is involved with, cuz that be funny.

At the Chrissie Mayr stand up event where Nick completely bombed (do we have a full video of that?), I think Aaron and April were in attendance but so were Riley and Mint Salad, we know Mint gets around, just speculating here but maybe the reason Nick went after Eric July for seemingly no reason and is so in the bag for Dick is because he had some swinging going with Dick's underling and doesn't want to rock that particular boat.