Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

GreenTips said:
Imagine doing it with Black and Decker tools. That is literally the cheapest tool line owned by Stanley Black and Decker. DeWalt is the contractor grade line, Stanley tools are mid tier. Black and Decker is Chinese manufactured dog shit. He should be mocked relentlessly for being poor. TTI owns Milwaukee and Ryobi which are contractor grade and consumer grade respectively. He can't even afford the tools named after his own city. Harbor Freight is more respectable than Black and Decker.
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Meh, I consider cheap tools more forgivable than using shit materials. I am aware Fatrick is not competent enough to do a good job regardless of the tools but someone decently handy can achieve excellent results with crap tools as long as they start with good materials and some dedication.
Of course, considering how much he talks up his own greatness and wealth it is funny that he would buy neither good materials nor good tools and he deserves ridicule for it.
 
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WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows said:
Meh, I consider cheap tools more forgivable than using shit materials.
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It's more the fact he's using the Fisher Price of tools when he pretends he's a real man. Real men don't buy known shit tier tools. A B&D drill is fine for some light in the loafers homeowner doing the bare minimum of home maintenance, not replacing an entire deck. Enjoy burnt out drill motors and broken plastic parts, child.
 
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GreenTips said:
It's more the fact he's using the Fisher Price of tools when he pretends he's a real man. Real men don't buy known shit tier tools. A B&D drill is fine for some light in the loafers homeowner doing the bare minimum of home maintenance, not replacing an entire deck. Enjoy burnt out drill motors and broken plastic parts, child.
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That is a fair point, although, the tempo the Fisher Price of Sci-Fi authors works in might just keep the drill from burning out as it would get ample resting time between each use.
 
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At least his double chin can smile unlike his forever sad mouth.

Spunt said:
Well they are, but they only visit Niki every Thursday and they have this tendency to hold their guns sideways.
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He should ask them to fix his deck before their flatulence fiesta with Niki begins, the little niggeronis would be next to useless and prone to escape, it's also impossible to procure leg irons that small anymore.
 
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Judge Holden said:
I have speculated before that there is some Sweeney Todd setup in effect.

Only instead of Londoners rolling up to Mrs. Lovett's shop to enjoy a somewhat suspicious pork pie while young men are lured upstairs to a grinning barber with a very sharp razor, you have niggers rolling up to the half hovel to enjoy blasting sulphur deep in nikkki's snatch while their niglets are lured down to the basement to a grinning pig man with a very large meat grinder

I just wonder if we may one day get a reasonable quality musical out of the deal....
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I'd watch a production of Sooie Pat
 
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Huddy Ledbetter said:
Ya know, I'm starting to suspect that this Brian guy isn't the elite cybersecurity expert that he claims to be.
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I have to defend the guy somewhat, printers are tools of the devil that can smell your fear. Not that he hasn't proven his complete retardation many times over, for example by buying a wireless network printer in the first place. Probably a fucking HP too.
 
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Rate me a Lunatic, but here's Rick's recent TDS, politisperging and retardation.
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He'll never be a true fan, much like the entirety of his life of being an unemployed fat hog that sent death threats toward his ex-wife and daughter, terminated his parental rights, wasted thousands of dollar on getting unbanned on Twitter because Fat Rick isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. He lies, and he's extremely miserable in a way that people would laugh and galvanize onlookers for his childing and the worst opinions coming from a failed author alone.
Xitter was his life support and he can't distinguish his delusions with reality. Sad little fat pig.
 
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Maude Snew said:
I have to defend the guy somewhat, printers are tools of the devil that can smell your fear. Not that he hasn't proven his complete retardation many times over, for example by buying a wireless network printer in the first place. Probably a fucking HP too.
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Fair enough. I have a cheapass Brother printer and it's actually been surprisingly painless to use , but my god was it a pain in the ass to initially set up. I also discovered that if you unplug it for a while because you know you're not going to be using it, it completely forgets how to connect and you have to reinstall the driver.
 
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Huddy Ledbetter said:
Ya know, I'm starting to suspect that this Brian guy isn't the elite cybersecurity expert that he claims to be.
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As elite as Shane Nokes and Jackie Singh.

And both Nokes and McNett are better than Singh. Because none of them are trying to ruin others based on 'being Russian' or a name almost match. Nokes/mcNett are reacting to what Jackie has said about the targets and how awesome Jackie is. Employment/income wise all 3 are at the 0/low end. But only Jackie is trying to front on the job and the cash.
 
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At least his double chin can smile unlike his forever sad mouth.


He should ask them to fix his deck before their flatulence fiesta with Niki begins, the little niggeronis would be next to useless and prone to escape, it's also impossible to procure leg irons that small anymore.
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Wait a second, how the fuck does he still have a double chin while his head is tilted up?
 
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I have to agree with Fatsow, the 2000 Sci-Fi Channel Dune mini series is unduly reviled. Yes, it's a 2000s made for TV and its CGI aged worse than Fatrick himself, but that just kinda adds to the charme.
I also have to agree that the NX01 Enterprise was cool and had good design, and the Excelsior was a cool ship, too.
And now I feel really anxious because the Pigster had several not-entirely-dogshit opinions that I agreed with, which means that the end times must be nigh.
 
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