What are your pronouns?

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My pronouns are every pronoun which is not he/him or she/her... those are public domain, but all the rest are my intellectual property which I solely own. Therefore if you try to use any other goofy pronoun you are infringing on my copyright and will be persecuted to the fullest extend of the law. In The State of California v. G. Raff I seeded the rights to use they/them when referring to 2 or more peoples as pity when all the former xis and xirs of the court were forced back into being hes by being unable to properly plead their case in their distraction of molesting and mutilating children. It should be noted you may only use my they/them pronouns as directed, if you try to refer to yourself in the singular sense you are breaking federal law and therefore subject to me chasing you down in a dune buggy with a shotgun as of the passage of bill 117-G.

If you have any further questions or inquiries about use of company pronouns you may fax them to G-raffic Solutions and receive a response in 3-5 business day.
 
Kiwifarms should have a profile field where you put your pronouns.
You can put it in your custom field (below your name), or in your about section/signature, (which includes website or about you elsewhere in settings).

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