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[Jhonson the Two]

@Meowthkip is a pooner now.

Excuse me what

 

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

I'm desperately hoping that person is ESL and not just a frothing american retard with abysmal grammar and spelling.
No clue what Bible Versicles are but here's to hoping they start taking them to heart.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

> Be man
> fall in love with woman
> loves her completely; wants to marry her
> woman says she's a man now
> heartbroken
> eventually break up
> sees her often looking more and more like a pooner everyday
> mourn over lost love
> feels like she died
> gets a memorial tattoo to remember her forever

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• I beat that asshole to the punch and said "Oh she died"
• it made everything SO awkward which is really what I was going for
• I'm going to live off this stupid high for at least 6 months.
• I think him getting my deadname NOW is so funny
• Either way thats not my name. Thats the name of the girl I was possessing and puppeting around until I could The Thing body snatch this flesh vessel away.

No more Miss Nice Girl, apparently. (Even though she still makes cute quilts.)

All that sounds kinda like demonic possession to me. That last line was particularly chilling.

 

[antimatterbukkake]

Either way thats not my name. Thats the name of the girl I was possessing and puppeting around until I could The Thing body snatch this flesh vessel away.

Yeah I gotta give it to the pooner for relating transitioning to a violent, invasive, contagious and self destructive force that has to overtake a healthy organism to survive. Hit the nail on the head there.

striking physical resemblance to a lot of them too.

 

[krautkid]

Excuse me what
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That's no surprise. She was a hardcore fujo and wrote an autistic amount of TF2 Slashfic. She was also a smug and insufferable tumblrite so no surprise she's now a smug and insufferable gender special.

 

[glass_houses]

I hate this, because I don't like to get angry at my parents, they did a lot for me and my siblings, and it makes me feels selfish, but in the name of God, they should at least try to see my viewpoint once.

In the name of God...

Leave home, you stupid little cow. If it's that uncomfortable for you, walk out the door. You're a legal adult, no one can stop you.

Imagine envying a little kid who's gone through more medical trauma than most adults. Imagine envying a little kid his body when every time he looks down he sees the gnarled mess of his hands and the spaces where his fingers should be. Imagine envying a little kid who needed corrective surgery on his junk before he could even articulate what his junk was for.

IMHO, this bitch is on the same level as the troon who was jealous of his sister being sexually assaulted, because rape is so affirming

 

[Vampirella]

Excuse me what
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Like I said, we have a thread on her. It's a sad case of trolls remorse.

 

[SpookyObserver]

Based on my description of my wife it appears she has symptoms of borderline personality disorder

Fffffuck youuuuuu, how can your therapist diagnose anyone without meeting them? You fucking retard, paying someone to listen to you make you wife sound insane.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

He claims he was complimented several times on this look, which I can see happening as an instinctive reaction to seeing him and not knowing how to respond.

lol that explains this horrifying line in the letter to his father about how confident he feels in a short dress with heels. Those poor children of his

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Fffffuck youuuuuu, how can your therapist diagnose anyone without meeting them? You fucking retard, paying someone to listen to you make you wife sound insane.

The enabling therapist clearly knows which spouse is the paying customer. Trannies are not the only people without shame.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Fffffuck youuuuuu, how can your therapist diagnose anyone without meeting them? You fucking retard, paying someone to listen to you make you wife sound insane.

I don’t believe a legitimate therapist would ever say anything like that. Sounds like another of those asspatters you pay to say, “You’re doing great, champ! It’s the rest of the world that’s the problem!”

 

[FinnSven]

I don’t believe a legitimate therapist would ever say anything like that. Sounds like another of those asspatters you pay to say, “You’re doing great, champ! It’s the rest of the world that’s the problem!”

Maybe the ”therapist” is Poppy Diabolque?

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

This pooner tried to join a male friend group, gets shocked when she learns teenage boys make racist and sexist jokes among each other (shocking) and gets booted once she was discovered to be a filthy tranny.
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"Wow I can't believe teenage boys make racist jokes wtf???!!!"

 

[Slideshow Bill]

developing a fuller looking anus with erotic sensation that throbs when she's horny

Around 3 years in, I developed intense erotic sensation in my anus that was NOT there before. It twitches and throbs and feels as sensitive as my mini me up front. its also "fuller" looking

If she's implying that she thinks testosterone gave her a prostate, the prostate is not visible from the outside so I don't know what's "fuller". The prostate does not also twitch like a clitoris.

my anus throbs and i feel it when i climax from my t dick alone. the nerves feel connected somehow.

Psychosomatic, likely from too much porn consumption.

my entire face changed shape. i was a pretty ugly girl , and I feel like i got "prettier" post t. my brows filled in, my hair got thicker, and my face is just more nicely shaped now. I look more "pretty" as a man than a woman. I am happy with this. I like being a pretty man

She trooned out as a cope for being an ugly woman. This is very common with TIFs.

all of my baby hairs and edges fell out. im a nordic whitey and i had blonde edges around my hairline my whole life and they all fell out.

So long, space hairline.

i experience sexuality very differently now. my thoughts are more "active" instead of "passive" (more "i want to be nailed by him" and less "wow hes cute") (i also was a victim of the sexuality flip, went from gay woman to gay man. i remember a time when i was very sexually attracted to women, and now i am not at all. very weird and funny)

A lot of girls mistake having a low libido for being a lesbian. I'll bet that she is a virgin and has never gone on a date with anyone.

my nipples became radiant pink instead of discolored purple-grey

> Be man
> fall in love with woman
> loves her completely; wants to marry her
> woman says she's a man now
> heartbroken
> eventually break up
> sees her often looking more and more like a pooner everyday
> mourn over lost love
> feels like she died
> gets a memorial tattoo to remember her forever

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For a "dead name", she is adamant to attach herself to it, even though she could have kept her mouth shut, but being trans isn't about becoming your true self, it's about pettiness and narcissism. I know he loved who she used to be but he dodged a bullet.

We interrupt our regularly scheduled schadenfreude to bring you a favorite of trannies; seething over people who have it better than them!
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Have to be better than others, always. The existence of something more than themselves is anathema to the trans mindset of 'me only, all the time'.
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TikToker trannysitions at 13. Horseshoe law comes into effect and this is deemed unacceptable.
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And finally, someone suggests that the transes be something other than bitter. Can't have that!
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>saved myself from having a period or boobs
Or living to old age. Remember, no one knows the long term effects of child transition.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Russian discord tranny is mad because larping as a woman does not make him exempt from the draft.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Russian discord tranny is mad because larping as a woman does not make him exempt from the draft.
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I imagine his drafting meeting went like this

 

[NSA Intern]

Russian discord tranny is mad because larping as a woman does not make him exempt from the draft.
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Something something dedovshchina russian mutt's law

 

[TismFarmer]

Her anus DID WHAT?!

It prolapsed...

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I was wondering if this was going on the Reddit thread, but it seems that they dislike The Babylon Bee for thinking that bashing trans people is not the same thing as punching up like The Onion

 

[lez 4 pez]

This is 100% true because men and women cry differently due to biological factors. Female body builders that take testosterone also report they suddenly can't cry anymore. Milo Stewart, one of the biggest cry baby pooners, had a video where she temporarily took T, and she said that she tried to cry and simply couldn't anymore. This period was unironically where she was the least annoying and most rational, sadly, she went off T and went back to crying about transphobia.

I constantly see redditors (and even some KFers) claim that the reason men cry less than women is because society taught them not to, but that simply isn't accurate. Yes, social roles might play a small role, but the reality is men cry less than women due to having much higher levels of testosterone and much lower levels prolactin compared to women. If crying was due to socialization, you would expect to see other cultures around the world where men cry as easily as women do, but you don't. There's a reason throughout history funeral criers around the world were always women. Etc.

Knowing this, it's annoying to see the left push so hard to make men act more like women, and women act more like men.

I agree that this is a primarily biological difference, but I've seen so many French men cry that there's GOT to be at least a tiny cultural/socialization factor.

Unless being French fucks with your hormones...?