DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

Dents in the chat are rebelling against DSP constantly switching streams:

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EDIT:

Gets feedback from a paypig about switching the streams, blames it on the viewers and does his typical YOU WANTED THIS:

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In actual truth, it was this OP Boone weirdo who suggested this, the guy who does (did?) these creepy AI summaries in the comments of the Daily Crap videos and who regularly handholds DSP on how to run his streams/Youtube channel.

EDIT2:

BREAKING: live beg tweets are back on the menu!

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The face in his twitter profile pic looks like a legitimate retard in a Temu crown. Oh wait. It is.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Dents in the chat are rebelling against DSP constantly switching streams:

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EDIT:

Gets feedback from a paypig about switching the streams, blames it on the viewers and does his typical YOU WANTED THIS:

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In actual truth, it was this OP Boone weirdo who suggested this, the guy who does (did?) these creepy AI summaries in the comments of the Daily Crap videos and who regularly handholds DSP on how to run his streams/Youtube channel.

EDIT2:

BREAKING: live beg tweets are back on the menu!

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No please swing by? For shame, Phillip.

 

[#lurker]

it was this OP Boone weirdo who suggested this

I don't know if OP Boone is a secret detractor or not, but Phil is stupid listening to his "advice." Splitting up the streams is the dumbest thing you can do, as everyone knows you lose viewer retention even on the slightest hiccup. He should be doing everything to keep streams running smoothly, not fucking around with multiple videos and streams.

 

[Comma]

He has been begging hardcore today. Notice how the mask is slowly slipping: he's not using the Kino Casino "KING" style of begging every time anymore, but falls back onto the good ol' demeaning, "disappointed dad" style of guilt-tripping and begging when times are desperate.

Now guys...

I'm curious which paypig will answer this nostalgic command to empty their wallet.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I wonder if he's been blowing up the KC guys DMs. "Sirs, when will you be back? I'd like to make some more robust content to felt the haters."

 

[Fuckyoudad]

This is the sort of DSP content we need more of.

If he took this approach and behaved like the real life darksy defil soundboard that he is in online games with randoms more people would actually enjoy his shitty content and and it would in fact help to savethubizness. When the redemption arc fails (in his own mind of course since it's not a real thing) he should channel the tahxicity like this since soundboard phil is clearly a lot funnier than real phil.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

ISTG how are we so shit at video games we are complaining about a good children's platformer while stress moaning, actual pathetic.

Blaming enemies for using "new" attacks like a retard and not knowing how to platform after 2 weeks of playing this game as well as blaming RNG lmao, just pack it up David, and retire to WWE Champs.

I will legit die laughing if his worthless ass rage quits this, will be a new kirby moment.

Edit: Even the game is bugging and fucking with him at this point, gold

 

[Vic Viper T301]

It looks like Phil might be pulling another Mario Odyssey / Mario Wonder and ragequitting the final challenge stage of an easy platformer for children.
Edit: He scraped through at the last second. Much whining and complaining though.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

It looks like Phil might be pulling another Mario Odyssey / Mario Wonder and ragequitting the final challenge stage of an easy platformer for children.

Champions Road was some classic DSP salt (3D World, although Phil did eventually beat it)

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Had this in my recommendations. A DSP soundboard in 2024 is still a thing. And apparently it's entertaining

Hey Phil, play with open mic and do your old stuff

This made me laugh tears. The best thing is that people don't know who DSP is.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Look at this fag lmao, get your money up not your funny up, we still need 56 more, actual bum money lmao.


There we go, actual loser lmao

 

[Comma]

The King's Streak has been saved by paypig Perry The White with a £50 Superchat! Long live the streak! The only thing that DSP had to do, was beg for money relentlessly and stretch the stream past its usual end-time. As a reward, he clocked out immediately after reaching his (one and only) goal. Thanks for the money, dummy!

$27 in tips btw.

 

[Pepsi Wrangler]

It is so hilarious how fast he fucks off when he gets the money.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Look at this fag lmao, get your money up not your funny up, we still need 56 more, actual bum money lmao.
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There we go, actual loser lmao
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A kino whale saves the day for the piggy's pay. I wonder how many times Phil will shamelessly start/restart the "King's Streak" - endlessly?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

A kino whale saves the day for the piggy's pay. I wonder how many times Phil will shamelessly start/restart the "King's Streak" - endlessly?

He has fucked himself on a whole new level with his new accounting technique for his “coffers”. Dave is far too retarded to deduct googles take on his income and most likely just spends on what he thinks he made.

I love all his new ideas. Every single one fucks him over so badly.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

$27 in tips btw.

Oof, that's rough. Like you can't even do an actual pull with that.

+100 in superchats? Google takes 30% of that, so I wonder how long it'll take Phil to start telling people to make up for it. Reminds me of Wings explaining why a 500 dollar superchat wasn't actually that much because he had to take taxes and in the end he only saw like half of it. Phil will make Wings look humble when the time comes.

 

[GodModule]

This nigga

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Phillip has stated that you would have to spend $550 x 4 weeks = $2,200 to have "earn" enough shards to purchase 'OTC' Roman Reigns. He said all the top factions did spend money to get him. Makes you wonder...

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Oof, that's rough. Like you can't even do an actual pull with that.

+100 in superchats? Google takes 30% of that, so I wonder how long it'll take Phil to start telling people to make up for it. Reminds me of Wings explaining why a 500 dollar superchat wasn't actually that much because he had to take taxes and in the end he only saw like half of it. Phil will make Wings look humble when the time comes.

It's strange how when it comes to his own fans he's so obstinate and stubborn, yet with outsiders he will bend the knee. I could have sworn I've heard him go on several toxic rants over the years about why only tips count towards the goal, yet when the casino pigs arrive he instantly goes back on it? It's going to be absolutely priceless when he realizes what he's done and has to twist himself into a knot explaining why he has to undo this choice.

 

[Smokeski]

The whole kings coffers thing is funny since it seemed to have incentivized superchats which he nets less with. But gotta get the king streak going to pwn the haters. Also, watching ALT's stream and Phil said something about "what kind of benefit i can get" when it comes to doing another collab with kino casino. You can tell he's super anxious about money right now. Needing to be a nut hugger to people calling your wife fat and sneak dissing you is totally owning the haters. Hopefully we can get more gold dust when the fat lesbian and his retarded obs slave get back.