🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

If Ralph dies in public how long will it be until people notice? He already smells. How long until this becomes a reality unnoticed for weeks.

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It depends on whether he dies on stream. He'll probably die on stream and people will be TTSing the emergency responders TND copypastas and the like while they're hauling off his fat, gay, potbellied pig corpse.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

How long until his cat starts eating his face

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph playing with fire yet again:
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It really wasn't that long ago that you had your Twitter account temporarily aborted and was literally about to cry on stream while uttering that's "it's over" + suicide baiting. Are you seriously inviting people to mass flag you again? You really can't teach an old hog new tricks.

I'd like to see proof where anyone called to flag down piggy's useless waste of bandwidth drivel. It never happened.

Ralph left the only person who ever loved him unconditionally to die alone in a hospital bed.

She went splat right onto the hospital pavement. Instead of blaming his own ineptitude (he was taking a vacation at the time), he decided to bitch about covid and even blamed Medicare for lockdowns. Utter insanity pull from a piggy with quadruple titties to dodge any adult responsibilities.

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Almost as funny as taking 2 days off because your hip hurts! Suffah Pig!

Or nearly a week because he lost his fucking passport.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Ralph playing with fire yet again:
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It really wasn't that long ago that you had your Twitter account temporarily aborted and was literally about to cry on stream while uttering that's "it's over" + suicide baiting. Are you seriously inviting people to mass flag you again? You really can't teach an old hog new tricks.

Jim's wife wants Jim to live.

Ralph's wife wants Ralph to die.

 

[HackerX]

It depends on whether he dies on stream. He'll probably die on stream and people will be TTSing the emergency responders TND copypastas and the like while they're hauling off his fat, gay, potbellied pig corpse.

At least Ralph goes out with a banger of a KEELSTREAM with that one. It'd be the most entertaining thing Ralph has done in ages.

Jim's wife wants Jim to live.

Ralph's wife wants Ralph to die.

Ralph wants Ralph to die.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

YALL some pussy-whipped MOTHERFUCKAS!! Jade*mumble mumble* I know I said ya a greasy Korean slut... AND I MEANT IT BISSHHHH!!! I HOPE MEDICADE DIESSS!! Daddy GYMM broke muh heart... AND ILL NEVVA FORGIVE HIM!! *pops a xanax* REAL RALPHAMALES ABANDON THEY DYING MOM!! Sandra was the only woman that loved me .... BUT I'M A PURE-BLOOD!! NO WUFLU VACCINE IN MUH BLOODD BISH!!! THEY ABANDON KEEDS!!! Expect Xandur...*mumble* he's the heir to the Keelstream... COMPARED TO THE OTHER ONE?! WHAT'S HER NAME?!? ROX-WHOO?!?! NO CHILD OF MINE!! THEY ABANDON THEY DYING SPOUSE CAUSE FUCK'EM!!!! THEY ALREADY DEAD! Ain't no use crying over spilt milk.... I CANT WAIT TO STREAM YA DEATHH MEDIICADEE!!*pops another xanax, mumble* Maybe even shed a little tear....

 

[T00L Nigger]

I'd like to see proof where anyone called to flag down piggy's useless waste of bandwidth drivel. It never happened.

He's still stuck in the days where he was "relevant" enough to to be an internet outlaw. Any nigger this day can claim being Canceled™ for being a Milquetoast gimp with a poor work ethic and impulse control. Pigger triple tipples can't except his best years never came and is long past any late bloom due to his doubling down on being retarded for his entire adult life.

How long until his cat starts eating his face

Better question is "Do cats eat AIDS infected pork?"

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph, having zero friends in his life, goes to Twitter to tweet his excitement over the latest sports ball game:

Unfortunately for Ralph, his following is white and not interested with him worshiping darkies






After getting back stabbed by his own viewer base, Ralph writes one final tweet before weeping into his pillow. It's probably aimed towards DSP due to this tweet:


et tu, Phil?

 

[Rage Pig]

Ralph, having zero friends in his life, goes to Twitter to tweet his excitement over the latest sports ball game:
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Unfortunately for Ralph, his following is white and not interested with him worshiping darkies
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After getting back stabbed by his own viewer base, Ralph writes one final tweet before weeping into his pillow. It's probably aimed towards DSP due to this tweet:
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et tu, Phil?

"Connect with the masses" lmao, all 253 of your viewers piggy? Can't even keep up his fake and gay heel persona stick, running his mouth, cutting promos just to hide in his tin shack, tail between his legs. SAD! PATHETIC!

"We will have guests" pressing X to doubt here piggy, you can't attract any interesting guests anymore and even the boring Z tier micro e-celebs like Adam Green don't appear very often.

 

[AltisticRight]

Where's the Fuck DSP Fesival, piggy?
I sort your going too own DSP lich the piggy with quadripple titties your are, were is it?

Loser, PATHETIC.
Total DSP Victory.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The fat, pock marked, shit fetishist, abusive father, alcoholic drug addict cries out in pain as it strikes you.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He so desperately wants Jim to acknowledge him before he dies. It's okay, Ethan. You've been fatherless your whole life. You'll get through this.

Also I loved the "bitches ain't shit" remark out of one side of his mouth while he acknowledges Jade's love, loyalty and sacrifice out the other. Maybe some day he'll realise he's poor quality stock that attracts women of the same caliber.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

With the Cog being divorced news, Ralph is going to rush out and marry the first woman/thing/Lady boy in Tijuana. All to own Cog and the haters.

Please drop an F in the chat for the fate of Pantsuella 2.0.

 

[AltisticRight]

If Medicare dies, his wife and his family will feel sad. He's got so many fans that won't be happy either.
If Ethan Ralph dies, nobody will care. Kiwi Farms will likely be the first to find out, and that's followed by two families (Morris and Vickers) cheering.

The two aren't the same.
The piggy with quadruple titties cannot comprehend this concept called "love". He can only get someone to touch him if he pays upfront.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Ralph, having zero friends in his life, goes to Twitter to tweet his excitement over the latest sports ball game:
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After getting back stabbed by his own viewer base, Ralph writes one final tweet before weeping into his pillow. It's probably aimed towards DSP due to this tweet:
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et tu, Phil?

We all know the real reason Ralph loves sportsball...because he wishes he was a gay nigger from the actual Memphis

 

[GaryGray]

"Connect with the masses" lmao, all 253 of your viewers piggy? Can't even keep up his fake and gay heel persona stick, running his mouth, cutting promos just to hide in his tin shack, tail between his legs. SAD! PATHETIC!
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"We will have guests" pressing X to doubt here piggy, you can't attract any interesting guests anymore and even the boring Z tier micro e-celebs like Adam Green don't appear very often.

Clearly he meant Sept. 27th 2025. A festival to fuck DSP will take no less than a year to put together.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph simply does not know how to love. He hates himself and he hates everybody else.His relationships aren't based on camaraderie and commonalities, they're based on whether or not someone is willing to stroke his ego or give him some clout. He put spyware on Faith's laptop, he did his best to isolate Pantsu from her family. Hell, even took a picture of Warski's passport to use as a weapon. He collects blackmail and is always willing to release revenge porn. Ralph conducts himself like a little girl. He fights like one too.

Ralph can not understand or conceptualize adult relationships- romantic or platonic. This is why all his women flee and get restraining orders and why he has no friends.

The only relationship template he has, and that his piggy BPD brain can grasp, is his mom. Sandra loved her little monster unconditionally, no matter how vile he was, no matter how he abused her, cursed her etc.. Sandra loved her tantrum throwing, lazy, useless man child son and let him leech off of her her entire life. Ralph thinks every woman should behave just like his mom, esp once they say they “love” him.

He seems to think declaration of love is some unbreakable, non-negotiable contract that can’t ever be rescinded regardless of his behavior. He doesn’t understand that “unconditional love” is something a parent gives to a child. Unconditional love is something for children, not adults. I’ll also add any person that constantly talks about loyalty is usually the last person on earth that deserves any and they also tend to be the most disloyal, backstabbing POS imaginable. Their babble about loyalty is pure projection, they just want to be sure they can stab you in the back first.

Ralph also preys upon younger women with no self-confidence. Nora gtfo after she matured beyond her teens and realized Ralph was a dime a dozen loser. After that Ralph focused on desperate, low IQ girls with major self-esteem issues. Ralph acting like he could be some trad-dad is the most absurd part. Even at eighteen Faith realized it was a joke and ran back to CA after getting thumbed.

Manda, otoh, actually fell for the absurd BS. Even after Manda had to rent a house in her name to get a 34 year old man out of mommy’s HUD house, even after Harry had to subsidize her rent and living expenses because Ralph couldn’t afford it, even after Amanda’s family had to buy all her baby supplies, even after cowardly Gunt moved to the third world to make Harry’s money go further and run from his debt and problems, even after she had to use her dad’s CC to marry this giant loser she stayed. Only after Harry finally stopped supporting them she got a taste of Gunt being the real head of the household and this was finally enough to make her flee.

Ralph’s trad roleplay is as empty as his savings account. He is the ultimate example of all talk, no action in every aspect of his life. It’s why he’s alone in a $250 a month cinderblock apartment unit in the third world. He couldn’t even afford to live in Tijuana. At least Xander has a real dad that can afford to live in San Diego with his mom.

Ralph is a weak, scared little man with a big mouth. If he lives long enough to ever try to crawl back into the USA he will have to find some mentally ill, drug addict woman living on SSI to leech off of and recreate the idea relationship he had with Sandra.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ain't reading all that but I agree that he doesn't understand how people's opinions of him can change, he always brings up what women have said to him before he ruined their lives as if they're somehow betraying him and being duplicitous.

Its because his only real interpersonal relationship he had for the first 30 years of his life was with his mom who let him act like a scumbag and still loved him, so he thinks he's deserving of love even when he's a immoral piece of shit.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Cog being divorced

It's not Cog. It's his berserker, Dan.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Ralph was abandoned by his father.
Ralph abandoned his mother.
Ralph abandoned his brother.
Ralph abandoned Nora.
Ralph abandoned Faith.
Ralph abandoned Xanny Vickers Gonzales.
Ralph was abandoned by Meigh.
Ralph abandoned Rozy.

He has no other conception of a relationship between human beings. It would be sad if he didn't deserve it.

If Ralph dies in public how long will it be until people notice?

If Ralph died on stream the content would be completely unchanged.