Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[McSneaks]

In her mind, giving someone some sex and trying to convince them that her uneducated, complete lack of adult life experience-filled ideas are worth investing in makes her such a great candidate as a romantic life partner that it should trump everything else that makes her fucking suck.

If you've been out of the dating pool for a while you may be surprised to hear....this is the norm for the majority of single women, ESPECIALLY by her age (although those ones usually also bring a child along, which they also convince themselves adds value somehow). I took out the cooking and cleaning part because most don't know how to cook and (if they know how) refuse to clean. OF instagram slores have ruined young women more than sigma chuds have men, imo.

Most of them don't look like a resurrected roadkilled bog witch of course though to be fair

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

If you've been out of the dating pool for a while you may be surprised to hear....this is the norm for the majority of single women, ESPECIALLY by her age (although those ones usually also bring a child along, which they also convince themselves adds value somehow). I took out the cooking and cleaning part because most don't know how to cook and (if they know how) refuse to clean. OF instagram slores have ruined young women more than sigma chuds have men, imo.

Ah the "package deal" single mom cope. They always say stuff like "I always have free snacks" or "you know I'm family oriented because I already have a kid!" like it's supposed to make up for the fact that they want you to raise their ex's creampie.

And Jessica is still somehow worse than a Tinder single mom.

 

[semitooth]

cobes addressing the boob sucking incident

 

[Molly Millions]

How down bad do you have to be to feel up Jessica?

"I'm not as bad as Aaron is! He shows up to work drunk!"

The alogs are always more pathetic than the cow

"She said I could watch Chaturbate while she isn't there"

She was in the laundry room doodt

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

How down bad do you have to be to feel up Jessica?

"I'm not as bad as Aaron is! He shows up to work drunk!"

The alogs are always more pathetic than the cow

"She said I could watch Chaturbate while she isn't there"

She was in the laundry room doodt

Touching Jessica in any way whatsoever instantly opens you up to a false rape or DV accusation. Fuck sticking your dick in crazy, don't even hold hands with crazy. Did we ever find what Aaron even does for a living?

 

[ibeatmywife]

Touching Jessica in any way whatsoever instantly opens you up to a false rape or DV accusation. Fuck sticking your dick in crazy, don't even hold hands with crazy. Did we ever find what Aaron even does for a living?

He worked at wells Fargo as a bank teller but once that got doxxed I'm sure he was fired

 

[VinegarPussy]

It's like something you'd see presented in court from a traumatized child.

Reminds me of something a child would draw of the demon haunting their room on “Ghost Adventures” with Douche Bagans.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He worked at wells Fargo as a bank teller but once that got doxxed I'm sure he was fired

Imagine going to the bank and your teller is a drunk guy with a 70's cop mustache.

 

[Raxxinator]

He worked at wells Fargo as a bank teller but once that got doxxed I'm sure he was fired

He talked about how much he liked “dressing up” for his job, collecting fancy silk ties to wear to work. I don’t judge anyone’s personal style, but something about the way he talked about that like it was a flex was so fucking dorky. Like, you’re you were a bank teller in Wyoming dude, not a partner at some big shit financial firm, relax.

 

[San Dimas High School]

cobes addressing the boob sucking incident

Horrifying. They took our boy's innocence.

Too bad though, if he only had like 25 more IQ points he would have realized that was the perfect opportunity to leave her at Aaron's for the rest of the trip so he could wash his hands of the entire thing. Go get her suitcase and drop it at Aaron's door and go watch some Family Guy.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Horrifying. They took our boy's innocence.

Too bad though, if he only had like 25 more IQ points he would have realized that was the perfect opportunity to leave her at Aaron's for the rest of the trip so he could wash his hands of the entire thing. Go get her suitcase and drop it at Aaron's door and go watch some Family Guy.

i am honestly surprised shes not tried to latch on to aaron instead. especially since you could see how mad she got that him and cobes got along and liked talking and went to the bar without her.

 

[cascadeplatinum]

i am honestly surprised shes not tried to latch on to aaron instead. especially since you could see how mad she got that him and cobes got along and liked talking and went to the bar without her.

She’s flirted with the idea. She did see his “print” and liked what she saw, said she should go date him.

 

[McSneaks]

i am honestly surprised shes not tried to latch on to aaron instead. especially since you could see how mad she got that him and cobes got along and liked talking and went to the bar without her.

I am too tbh, they LOVE trying to move to one of the friends because it reinforces how loved they are, and they can use it to shit all over the person they actually want.

If Aaron goes for her she'll totally be down. Maybe he rebuffed her already though and they're better friends than I'd think. Though cobra was shitting all over him in that vid lol

 

[semitooth]

i am honestly surprised shes not tried to latch on to aaron instead. especially since you could see how mad she got that him and cobes got along and liked talking and went to the bar without her.

it does seem like Aaron is closer to her level too as far as degeneracy goes

 

[cascadeplatinum]

it does seem like Aaron is closer to her level too as far as degeneracy goes

He does love clout, too (hah this level of clout). He may find getting involved with Jessica more enticing if he gets to be a part of more YouTube drama, to stay relevant to the Cobraverse.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

NAL's like the monster from It Follows. Once she latches on she follows her victim around getting him evicted and running up his water bill. Cobes' only hope is to transfer the BPDemon onto someone else

 

[ibeatmywife]

He does love clout, too (hah this level of clout). He may find getting involved with Jessica more enticing if he gets to be a part of more YouTube drama, to stay relevant to the Cobraverse.

Now that his long distance deathfat gf has broken up with him he may do it since he clearly craves the vinegar Wendy's hole

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

she fucking suck.

and everything you're listing here is documented in video form for anyone to find once they Google her name.

TRULY saving lives here at KF

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Now that his long distance deathfat gf has broken up with him he may do it since he clearly craves the vinegar Wendy's hole

So does that mean moving to Casper is back on the menu?

 

[ibeatmywife]

So does that mean moving to Casper is back on the menu?

I hope so I haven't been watching her lives but apparently she said she would date Aaron and was complimenting him

ETA: We all knew it already but NAL really been confirming how much of a gutterslut she is lately, the incident with Aaron her essentially asking cobes for it, also her talking about her fantasy where 3 dudes run a train on her etc. Like she really will fuck anyone and still has a hard time finding dudes to do it. Not surprising but good to get clarification.