Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

[30+GameOvers]

Shartyspeakers will be shot (they caused 'zellig to get canned)

Wasn't that due to the creator being a massive retard? The sharty was just an excuse, he hated that foreigners in general liked his show so much

Oh shit dude, I just realized something. Remember how back in May Chris was spotted at Dallas Fort Worth and nobody could figure out why the fuck he was there?

Seems like American Airlines doesn't offer many direct flights from Helsinki to Richmond. They typically go to a major hub airport for a connecting flight, one of which is...

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THIS is probably why Chris was in Dallas. Which means this also probably isn't even his first trip out to Finland, but at LEAST the second.

Interesting theory, question now is "why?"
Chris is too lazy to just book flights like this out of nowhere when he can play with toys and play video games at home, so again this has to be Preator/Flutter's doing and he's just going along because what else is he going to do?

 

[WEEKEND]

Why Finland? I mean it's a nice place and I love the Fins but it wouldn't be on my list of "1st place to visit".

 

[Crex Crex]

Why Finland? I mean it's a nice place and I love the Fins but it wouldn't be on my list of "1st place to visit".

They're the nation of autism.

Also, Chris travelling abroad is an event so unprecedented, it's likely a sign of the end times.

 

[Bearmumrik]

Kiroileva siili, "the Swearing Hedgehog" in English, is a Finnish comic strip written by Milla Paloniemi. Starting as a web comic in 2003, it first got attention after it was published for the first time in the Finnish newspaper Ilta-Sanomat in 2007 (the year that Chris Chan was first discovered online.)
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I'm telling you guys, the Sonichu Demon is a Perkele demon, or some form of Sami evil spirit

 

[JULAY]

Finland can keep him. I understand that they have even more generous tugboats for autists than the US does. I do wish that he had gone to a country where English isn't widely spoken though, the idea of him trying to communicate in Spanish to the locals is fucking hilarious to me.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Well I for one am looking forward to Chris touring the world and inflicting confusion, bewilderment and possibly mild terror upon people of all nations and colors.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I got banned from the Flutter thread because I posted in there that "mods: ban me UNTIL hard evidence of Chris Chad being in a romantic relationship with Flutter comes out"

I haven't read this entire thread yet and what I have seen so far isn't hard evidence, but I am coming ever closer to my fateful return, as one of the few people on this forum who isn't in denial that Chris CHAD has a Finnish fiancee. Yes, yes, I know it hurts many of you that Chris got laid before you did, but @My Earnest Opinions is about posting the cold truths that you most confront to make your S O V L grow!

Of course, you can argue that Chris Chad being in Finland with Flutter isn't necessarily evidence that Flutter is Finnish, but so many people were denying the Finnish connection that it just feels so darn good to be on the verge of proven RIGHT about <3 Chrlutter <3 . I've been hypothesizing about their future children since September of last year!

 

[SpookyObserver]

The man who put up seeking girlfriend signs at a community college has fucking made it. Man I wish i was traveling. Old dog still has entertainment in him.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

'Zellig is brim, so that's a Sharty W. Also, only soyteens call Ongezellig by 'zellig, so you're a Shartyspeaker too.

I always knew that you were an FPEfag.

Wasn't that due to the creator being a massive retard? The sharty was just an excuse, he hated that foreigners in general liked his show so much

Yeah, but blaming the 'arty is funnier.

I also hope that we see CWC singing this song at least once

 

[Nick Gars]

If he can do it, so can you.

 

[Xev]

How could any parents approve of this unholy pairing? Does Finland have gypsies? Is this actually a nation of turbo autists?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

How could any parents approve of this unholy pairing? Does Finland have gypsies? Is this actually a nation of turbo autists?

The eyes are the window to the soul, and such soul is an autistic soul in the case of slanted eyes like the ones fins and japs have

 

[30+GameOvers]

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If he can do it, so can you.

>Super hot chicks
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Still, an upgrade over Barbussy, I will give you that.

 

[Cats]

the nordic people dont have ä ö ü as far as i know, they have Ø which is fucking based.

There are localized keywords with the äåö keys.



Sweden and Finland have ö.

Norway and Denmark have ø.

Iceland has ò.

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This is the standard layout of keyboards in Finland.

example:
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The Finnish-Swedish layout has åäö keys.


Ø is a Norwegian/Danish thing along with æ, Finnish and Swedish get a lot of mileage out of ä and ö. Swedes also use å because they're gay or something. Ü isn't used in any of the Nordics.

thänkyüü frënds



t. Cats

 

[PetiteFeet]

A literal motherfucking rapist got a True and Honest girlfriend before me. What's my excuse?

Norway and Denmark have ø.

æøå my beloved.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I know he didn't get convicted of rape/incest but I thought he was still a felon from running over Michael Snyder. Chris is not a felon apparently, also Finland doesn't care and lets felons in. Thankfully I don't think Chris can go to Japan to get revenge on Miyamoto for not making a Sonichu game. It's apparently in the cards and I can only hope that Chris goes and gets arrested there for excessive sperging.

 

[BelUwUga]

Taipunut ankka on kironnut maan

Spoiler: If you don't speak Finnish

A bent duck has cursed the land

 

[Bearmumrik]

Is Flutter a Finn? why Finland?

I'm Norwegian and drive there for cheap beer. That said Amerimutts are generally poorer than Norwegians and Finns, so likely not.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Just as the kalevala scrolls predicted

 

[Why am I doing this?]

null needs to hurry up and get married and have some kids. you can't let chris beat you on this.

That seems like a great reason to have kids. How do you explain that to them?
"Son, you were a retard spite baby. Go out and zap to the extreme!" "I will! Thank you, father!"