Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick really thinks he can get back to his previous standing by showing up on streams like this to test the waters while pretending nothing happened.

Lol.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Take back this vile lie. He was never seen eating anything other than a single Dorito.

Ramen. He had ramen when he took a victory lap over Claire.

 

[thebigdream]

No, it's strange. I think it's part of the overindulgent helicopter parent phenomena where they want every kid to be a winner, have no failures or disappointment and parents "are their best friends." It's setting those kids up for failure.

I believe most young adult right-of-passage experiences should be with their peer-groups. Some of it is extremely intimate like heavy petting and losing virginity. It's done between peers. Drinking, smoking, drugs, explicit films, etc, etc, are less intimate but again with peer groups. If young adults are experiencing them with their parent or their parents friends, it's fucked up. They will be fucked up. Even Kevin Spacey figures that out in American Beauty. There are interactive experiences that people need to learn with peers. There's a reason it triggers parents spidey senses when Nicktards say stupid shit about introducing kids to these experiences.

I don't think the situation is black and white, it's not necessarily bad to try things with your parents so long as you're also involved with your peers. It can feel special sharing a drink or a smoke with your old man, feeling like they trust you enough to behave like an adult. However if I had a retarded, degenerate failure of a father like Nick, I'd be worried he's going to do something improper. Plus I'd hate to inherit his shit taste in liquor.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think the situation is black and white, it's not necessarily bad to try things with your parents so long as you're also involved with your peers. It can feel special sharing a drink or a smoke with your old man, feeling like they trust you enough to behave like an adult. However if I had a retarded, degenerate failure of a father like Nick, I'd be worried he's going to do something improper. Plus I'd hate to inherit his shit taste in liquor.

Nick probably immediately murdered that pug after he took the picture he took that it's in your pfp. He obviously hated it and had murderous intentions.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

It's 2024. I go with "Call center or casino?"

"7-eleven or mouthwash" also works in a pinch.

 

[Briareus]

I haven't seen people mentioning it yet, but Nicky had started tweeting again a few hours ago

Oh look at Rackets and Ralph, two palls just having some great banter! You'd almost forget these two had a nasty falling out with Ethan cursing Rekieta's entire family for the most trivial of matters!

It was totally a joke guys! He was doing absurdist humour! Ethan, the only real piece of absurdist humour is your life buddy.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nick is not in the thumbnail. How did he manage to get himself invited onto this stream? Did Joe feel bad for him? What the fuck happened to his mic? Everyone looks really uncomfortable.

Joe mentioned early in the stream that he had invited Nick, but didn't know if he would show up so he didn't put him in the thumbnail.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I haven't seen people mentioning it yet, but Nicky had started tweeting again a few hours ago

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Oh look at Rackets and Ralph, two palls just having some great banter! You'd almost forget these two had a nasty falling out with Ethan cursing Rekieta's entire family for the most trivial of matters!

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It was totally a joke guys! He was doing absurdist humour! Ethan, the only real piece of absurdist humour is your life buddy.

I don't feel I have excelled to a rank in the KKK that prohibits this retard from xeeting yet, so could someone do it?

There's so many things wrong with these messages that he clearly cannot be trusted with a phone, just like how he cannot be trusted to stream on his show, which I assume is why he was DENIED there.

People can understand jokes fine, but you're just such an unfunny motherfucker with the worst delivery ever attempted that people truly cannot tell when a joke was told. They just assume it's more ramblings from a junkie, which fits your description as provided in legal documentation and submitted evidence that you got DENIED from having removed.

Also "Trust me" is nothing you should ever say. Vic trusted you. Ask him how that worked out.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I refuse to watch anything with Nick in it. Unless he's committing suicide, I'm done with his content. So off yourself, faggot. I'll watch that.

Hey now, a televised trial would be amazing to watch.

Nick looks retarded. Again with his "coke."
Why is he still not streaming in his cell/studio? View attachment 6471139
Also, looking bald there balldo.

His hairline is running away almost as much as he is from streaming.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I haven't seen people mentioning it yet, but Nicky had started tweeting again a few hours ago

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Oh look at Rackets and Ralph, two palls just having some great banter! You'd almost forget these two had a nasty falling out with Ethan cursing Rekieta's entire family for the most trivial of matters!

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It was totally a joke guys! He was doing absurdist humour! Ethan, the only real piece of absurdist humour is your life buddy.

Context of the Ralph tweet?

 

[Provably Wrong]

Joe mentioned early in the stream that he had invited Nick, but didn't know if he would show up so he didn't put him in the thumbnail.

Just the total arrogance of not dipping out of your weeklong binge long enough to confirm to your last remaining supportive voice with some reach that you will in fact show up for once

 

[Briareus]

Context of the Ralph tweet?

Metokur was joking about Ralph pissing on his grave because Nick told him he could, now ol' Ragepig's going with the "it was an obvious joke duhh" defense to save face I suppose?

Link to his tweet and what he's replying to:

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1840571803665608907

 

[thebigdream]

Nick probably immediately murdered that pug after he took the picture he took that it's in your pfp. He obviously hated it and had murderous intentions.

No proof of life for months

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I haven't seen people mentioning it yet, but Nicky had started tweeting again a few hours ago

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Oh look at Rackets and Ralph, two palls just having some great banter! You'd almost forget these two had a nasty falling out with Ethan cursing Rekieta's entire family for the most trivial of matters!

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It was totally a joke guys! He was doing absurdist humour! Ethan, the only real piece of absurdist humour is your life buddy.

"Disconnected from reality", says the drug addict who not one week ago ran headlong into DENIED.

Looks like the narc rage has died down and it's back to Nick thinking he's winning again. Keep it up Nick, that's why we love to see you get your face caved in by all the rakes you step on. And definitely keep up your lack of streams. The Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil still owns your whitebread nigga ass, and you are commanded to not stream without the permission of the Kiwis!

 

[AnOminous]

No proof of life for months

Even in the proof of pug life video he was practically snarling at it hatefully, all but openly saying "I am going to kill this fucking horrible dog as soon as I can goddamn I hate this dog so much" and that's not even counting how he hatefully insulted it explicitly. It was one of the weirdest, creepiest things I've ever seen, even out of Nick the weirdo.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

What else could that possibly mean other than an acknowledgement of the throuple? He has a tail? He has a vestigial third leg?

He has dildo shoved up his ass that's so big it touches the floor.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

No proof of life for months

Surely the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil can remedy this.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

No, it's strange. I think it's part of the overindulgent helicopter parent phenomena where they want every kid to be a winner, have no failures or disappointment and parents "are their best friends." It's setting those kids up for failure.

I think it goes the other way. Give a dumb kid a ciggy and watch him wretch and cough while you laugh at him. Now that kid is less likely to smoke. Give him a sip of something bitter and burning and watch him wretch. Those negative experiences on the right kind of kid will keep them away from doing stupid shit as they get older.
And even if you approach it the other way and you just give him some beer. You are doing it to demystify alcohol so he doesn't see alcoholism as a badge of adulthood.

I believe most young adult right-of-passage experiences should be with their peer-groups. Some of it is extremely intimate like heavy petting and losing virginity. It's done between peers. Drinking, smoking, drugs, explicit films, etc, etc, are less intimate but again with peer groups

You mean the peer groups that will pressure each other into doing terrible things that might ruin their lives. Like making them alcoholic by forcing each other to binge drink. Getting each other into hard drugs.
I was a teenager and I hope you were too and none of the shit dumb friends got each other into was really worth the risk with the benefit of hindsight.

If young adults are experiencing them with their parent or their parents friends, it's fucked up. They will be fucked up.

I don't know why you immediately went to sex and pornos with your kid and named American Beauty. That's just really FUNNY and WIERD.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick has real trouble coping with the drug withdrawal.

You can literally see him shimmy and wiggle around the entire time he is on stream, he just cannot sit or stand still.
To distract himself from the coke craving he is tossing back Coke cans like there is no to tomorrow to trick his brain with the sugar high that everything is ok and distract it from that NEEEEEEEEEED for the schnooze sugar.

He really should be in an actual rehab facility and get proper treatment if he wants to get better. The way he looks right now he will relapse the second the supervision stops.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I haven't seen people mentioning it yet, but Nicky had started tweeting again a few hours ago

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Oh look at Rackets and Ralph, two palls just having some great banter! You'd almost forget these two had a nasty falling out with Ethan cursing Rekieta's entire family for the most trivial of matters!

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It was totally a joke guys! He was doing absurdist humour! Ethan, the only real piece of absurdist humour is your life buddy.

It was a obvious joke because Nick would never tell someone that it was ok to jerk off on a grave. Nevermind that Nick defended Riley pissing on a grave.
Also, Nick was asked about this on livestream and he started to talk about how it depends on the state and could be legal to masturbate on a grave if there was nobody there to see it

It was funny, but only because everyone could believe Nick would actually defend someone jerking off on a grave