Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

Nick was in Locals chat to announce his appearance on Joe's show. He also said he would start a new chat when he got home. Spoiler: He did not start a new chat.

Reviews are in:




More subscribers wondering when they will get content:


@Himedall All-seeing Waifu got fan mail:

Spoiler: Video

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The only people sadder than nick are the losers still giving him drug money.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The only people sadder than nick are the losers still giving him drug money.

And his children. They are sad, dirty and hungry.
And when they are old enough to google their daddy and find 6500+ pages on Kiwi Farms they will be even sadder.

 

[Captain Manning]

Does anyone know what that guy’s deal is? I peeked in on Nick’s locals chat the other day out of curiosity and it’s just him endlessly talking to himself about complete nonsense.

Still-Life? Some people think he's a false-flag trying to get Rekieta's Locals yeeted. The only thing that's happened to date is that he gets banned from Locals entirely by the global admins, and then comes back with a different cc #. I had noted previously his avatar almost looks like a Kiwi bird, but that could just be coincidental.

Others just think he's batshit insane.

They're not mutually exclusive BTW.

What's funny is that Nick doesn't do a damn thing about it. Proving yet again he doesn't care as long as you suck his dick and pay him $$$. Freeze peach unless you are criticizing him.

Did Nick run out of wine moms Goody could unsuccessfully get sloppy seconds from?

Long time ago. It's @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's fault.

I think he stuck it out in the hopes the good times would return, but that ain't happening, and even he has come to accept it.

When the Omnibus did not turn out as expected, Aaron not pleading guilty despite him (Nick) telling everyone that "they have Aaron dead to rights on the felony", which many people disagreed with, he simply did not show up for his own stream.

He got confused. What he meant to say was they got HIM (Nick) dead to rights on HIS OWN felony.

Because they do.

Nick deliberately hired a Barneswalker and if he got a Barneswalker defense, he got what he paid for, even if he did it with a cocaine-charred water-filled brain with worms in it.

Actually, that's another funny thing: He really didn't get a Barnes defense. None of Barnes's arguments were raised in the motions for a Franks hearing. They went with the bullshit about the video being an altered copy of the cokestream.

Not that Barnes's arguments would have worked any better. They would have just caused the Judge to push White's shit in harder.

I maintain a great many of Barnes's arguments are largely for paypig consumption, and not actual courtroom consumption. Much like Alex Jones, it's difficult to say if Barnes actually believes his own horseshit.

I'm surprised his hair hasn't fallen out.

Wait.

Reviews are in:

"Sean is now adding to the Nick Farms thread"

Now?

 

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And his children. They are sad, dirty and hungry.
And when they are old enough to google their daddy and find 6500+ pages on Kiwi Farms they will be even sadder.

I wonder if any of his kids got curious about nick's constant bitching and moaning about the farms and looked into it, and are lurking in the thread at this very moment.

 

[Associate Rick]

What else could that possibly mean other than an acknowledgement of the throuple? He has a tail? He has a vestigial third leg?

They call him tripod because he's a literal cuckold who holds the camera while his wife is getting railed.

 

[Provably Wrong]

Welcome to the NickyFarms where we discuss kiwis

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

"I have no idea what happened with Sean and Nick because I always thought they were cool"

Do these people have such a selective memory they don't remember Nick screaming at Sean? I guess they're pretty retarded to still be paying for Nick's locals but they are really dumb.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It was a obvious joke because Nick would never tell someone that it was ok to jerk off on a grave. Nevermind that Nick defended Riley pissing on a grave.
Also, Nick was asked about this on livestream and he started to talk about how it depends on the state and could be legal to masturbate on a grave if there was nobody there to see it

It was funny, but only because everyone could believe Nick would actually defend someone jerking off on a grave

He looks so awful in this clip. It's like his body is in a state between life and death. He looks cadaveric.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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He looks so awful in this clip. It's like his body is in a state between life and death.

Der Untergang vibes from Mein Balldführer in his Bunker.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN MkII]

i never listened to barnes talk very much before but my god is he insufferable.

tl;dr - barnes' argument is basically that the judge is wrong and people who think he is right do so only because they defer to his power and believe that all decisions by all judges are right. according to barnes, there is no principled reason why anyone would think the franks hearing should have been denied.

with friends like these....

When Thomas Paine said "Government is a necessary evil" all Barnes hears is the "evil" part, not the "necessary" part.

Take back this vile lie. He was never seen eating anything other than a single Dorito.

I think Nick Rekieta and Nick Fuentes should have a gay off, to see who can eat junk food more faggily. Will it be "Nacho Nick" Rekieta or "French Fry" Fuentes?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I think Nick Rekieta and Nick Fuentes should have a gay off, to see who can eat junk food more faggily. Will it be "Nacho Nick" Rekieta or "French Fry" Fuentes?

You do understand this would end with Nick sucking on Fuente's French Fry, right?

 

[Soapmore]

He kept walking out of frame and I thought he'd just come back with a gun and blow his brains out, but we all know narcissists don't kill themselves.

Hope springs eternal.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Fucking copelords. Its a massive fucking defeat.

Nick is now Nelson Mandela to these dumbfucks.

 

[dustnight]

When Thomas Paine said "Government is a necessary evil" all Barnes hears is the "money" part.

 

[Null]

They didn't even acknowledge that the omnibus had been completed.

 

[Vibralldo]

Fucking copelords. Its a massive fucking defeat.

Nick is now Nelson Mandela to these dumbfucks.

So you're saying if Nick goes to prison, half the population is going to mistakenly think he died there

 

[buttmunch]

They didn't even acknowledge that the omnibus had been completed.

that fat bald twat doesn't live in reality, he'll keep claiming that nick won everything an dindu nuffin til the cows come home, when he dies i hope they donate him to science so they can crack that fat dome open and see what the fuck is rolling around in there...

do they offer plea deals to everyone in these things? i don't get the logic here if its as much of a slam dunk as it sounds, what benefit other than nicks would they have to offer him jack shit when the stuff was clearly found in his bed room? like why would they give him the ralphamale no contest agreement unless there was a reason or they got something in return?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Fucking copelords. Its a massive fucking defeat.

Nick is now Nelson Mandela to these dumbfucks.

That's just a bunch of word salad coming from Barnes mouth, my brain feels like it's melting with the amount of cope, bullshit and gish galloping going on. Take away all the technical legalise nonsense for a moment and consider the underlying crime Nick's being charged with, on it's own and in isolation, Nick had Illegal drugs, Nick tested positive for Illegal drugs, these things are indisputable facts, this is not a "political prosecution" anymore that some random trailer trash Junkie facing drug charges would be.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

They didn't even acknowledge that the omnibus had been completed.

They did not address anything material about the case at all.
Barnes knows full well that their retarded Franks motion just forced a judge to review all evidence in the case and make a legal finding of facts.

Thank you btw. to getting a qualified legal opinion on the April stuff and talking about it during the last MATI. If possible, could you ask for an explanation what "findings of facts" during the pre-trial stage mean for Nick and if the case goes to a trial?

The judge pretty much said "these things are all true and you cannot argue about it", does that mean they have to concede EVERYTHING from that Omnisbus Order as true in front of a jury?

If that is accurate then we have not even begun to appreciate how much Nick fucked himself with that Franks Motion.