Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.

[ChubbyTubbyBabeee]

My state's fair provides wheelchairs for certain groups who need them, but while I was perusing the prize winning livestock, I couldn't help but see a fat pig in one of the provided chairs. Worse so, she had he pale trotters out, with no shoes in sight.

I don't really care if a fatty needs a chair to get around the crowds, it's a lot of walking, but cover your nasty feet you disgusting oinker.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Oh, PLEASE don't bring up biscuits and gravy in this thread

gran made the most FIRE b&g and as far as I am concerned they may make my fat a little fatter but damn they are sacrosanct.especially as she was unbelievably good at balancing spicy with umami

Seconding biscuits and gravy are flipping delicious. I love a lot of fat people food: Biscuits and gravy, potato salad, egg salad, macaroni salad. I can't eat it really anymore, but in a consequence-free world, I'd eat it all every day.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

I'm guessing he got used to eating a ton of calories while in the Army (because soldiers need it due to all the physical exertion and exercise ) and when he got out he probably stopped exercising while still eating the same amount of calories as he did when active, and now the weight piles on at lightning speed. i wouldn't be surprised if this happens to a lot of ex-military, they get fat after leaving service.

Can confirm. Gained almost 30lbs of pure fat after leaving the army. Still roughly same weight but under 20%bf now

 

[Stupid Lisa Garbageface]

I work with someone who probably has a BMI in the 40 or 45 range (she's short so not as humongous as that sounds, but she's very round.) She's actually perfectly nice and is able to do her desk job well enough, I assume.

I've never met her husband but we were chatting at lunch one time and she mentioned that his favorite snack is melted butter and sugar, mixed up into a paste that he eats by the spoonful. This was something she said to me like it was a funny anecdote, not a horrible, shameful secret that they should both take to their graves.

 

[countrybumpkin]

I work with someone who probably has a BMI in the 40 or 45 range (she's short so not as humongous as that sounds, but she's very round.) She's actually perfectly nice and is able to do her desk job well enough, I assume.

I've never met her husband but we were chatting at lunch one time and she mentioned that his favorite snack is melted butter and sugar, mixed up into a paste that he eats by the spoonful. This was something she said to me like it was a funny anecdote, not a horrible, shameful secret that they should both take to their graves.

I grew up super poor and used to make a combo of butter/sugar/oats and eat it when my family was low on food. We got what were known as "commodities" where you got a once-a-month box of staple foods (plus a few times a year there was government cheese!) and all three of those were always in it.

I can't imagine eating that as an adult OR if I could afford something better though.

 

[Slur Generator]

I grew up super poor and used to make a combo of butter/sugar/oats and eat it when my family was low on food. We got what were known as "commodities" where you got a once-a-month box of staple foods (plus a few times a year there was government cheese!) and all three of those were always in it.

I can't imagine eating that as an adult OR if I could afford something better though.

When I was a kid, butter was a poor man's food. It was a joke that you were so poor that you ate bread with butter. Now it's luxury product, much more expensive than beef. Margarine was the fancy shit, good thing my mom read a bit about it and said NOPE.
Wallnuts were super cheap too.

 

[Tiresome]

Now it's luxury product, much more expensive than beef.

Butter more expensive than beef? Where the hell are you shopping?

 

[Slur Generator]

Butter more expensive than beef? Where the hell are you shopping?

Not even the cheapest butter is less expensive than beef. Everything is listed in price per Kg so i am not mistaken.
The same package of butter, with the same consistency, costs twice as much in Romania as in Germany. And milk is considerably more expensive in Romania.

The minimum gross salary is 2,080 euros/month in Germany and 3,000 lei/month in Romania, i.e. 600 euros.

So yea, EAT THAT SEED OIL, pleb.

 

[Tiresome]

Not even the cheapest butter is less expensive than beef. Everything is listed in price per Kg so i am not mistaken.
The same package of butter, with the same consistency, costs twice as much in Romania as in Germany. And milk is considerably more expensive in Romania.

The minimum gross salary is 2,080 euros/month in Germany and 3,000 lei/month in Romania, i.e. 600 euros.

So yea, EAT THAT SEED OIL, pleb.

That's fine, move to a country with more than two cows.

 

[Brahma]

I work with someone who probably has a BMI in the 40 or 45 range (she's short so not as humongous as that sounds, but she's very round.) She's actually perfectly nice and is able to do her desk job well enough, I assume.

I've never met her husband but we were chatting at lunch one time and she mentioned that his favorite snack is melted butter and sugar, mixed up into a paste that he eats by the spoonful. This was something she said to me like it was a funny anecdote, not a horrible, shameful secret that they should both take to their graves.

I bet she grew up poor.

A snack we used to have as kids was a slice of buttered bread with sugar sprinkled on it.


My friend next door used to get sprinkles on hers which I thought was pretty luxe

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

If you put some flour and vanilla/almond extract in there you've got lazy cookie dough.

But just butter and sugar? Jesus. I'll take a little swipe of it off a beater while making real cookie dough, but I think I'd barf if I tried eating that as a frequent snack.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you put some flour and vanilla/almond extract in there you've got lazy cookie dough.

But just butter and sugar? Jesus. I'll take a little swipe of it off a beater while making real cookie dough, but I think I'd barf if I tried eating that as a frequent snack.

Give that flour ten minutes in the oven first, maybe.

 

[Permuto]

I bet she grew up poor.

A snack we used to have as kids was a slice of buttered bread with sugar sprinkled on it.


My friend next door used to get sprinkles on hers which I thought was pretty luxe

You know you could have just toasted the bread, then added cinnamon to the sugar to make cinnamon-sugar toast.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Give that flour ten minutes in the oven first, maybe.

Did you not read the word Lazy there? Who has time for that?

 

[I call shenanigans]

My friend next door used to get sprinkles on hers which I thought was pretty luxe

Fairy Bread…standard kids birthday party fare when I was growing up.

 

[Heavy Duty Boots]

A real poor man's meal was a tortilla sprinkled with salt or sugar.
In my day you could get a kilo of corn tortillas for less than a dollar, get some salt, maybe some mayo if you're feeling frisky and you could go on for several hours with nothing on the tank but three or four of those.
If you were flush with cash, the fancier option was flour tortillas with sugar and maybe butter. A 20 pack of those was like $1.50.
I've had some truly fancy food since then; none of it tasted better than those damn tortillas.

 

[Paper Machete]

A lot of really fat people have super odd eating habits beyond copious amounts of the type of comfort foods most people only have occasionally in more reasonable portions. Like the aforementioned butter snacking. Who just eats butter like that? This is why they're the size they are and not just genetically predisposed to being fluffier. Most adults I know, myself included, usually have one "heavy" meal a day and the others you don't eat much. But deathfats have three heavy meals plus constant snacking. It really boggles the mind how much money they must spend on it all. I knew one that was the type to put chips and cheese puffs on their sandwiches and did things like dip cheesesticks in sugar. As much as they go on about pizza being scary bad for you it's not just pizza and burgers every once in a while in normal person sized amounts that gets them that fat, it's just a cope. I legit think a lot of them suffer real bad from depression and food addiction because it's the only thing I can think of that would drive someone to eat like that. It has to take a lot of work to get those sizes and maintain them, especially if they started out otherwise average sized.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I grew up super poor and used to make a combo of butter/sugar/oats and eat it when my family was low on food.

Imagine everyone's Grandma doing that with Crisco "vegetable shortening", the big can of white goopy shit. Can you say "No Bake Cookies" in White Trash? LMAO. Crisco was cheap and shelf-stable in my shitty childhood hometown.

Fairy Bread…standard kids birthday party fare when I was growing up.

I've heard Australians eat shit tons of "fairy bread" as after school snacks as they grow up. Explains a lot, when you think about it.

 

[Fee]

New fatties with an annoying fucking Boston accent Cow

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I made it through 15 seconds of the Food Stamp $10 short. I have to stop because the shortness of breath and gasping were audible. Panting when standing still. Grim.