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[kazuhiro]

Another boring set of KevPosts.

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

9:30am on Saturday.

Girltalk.



Kevins.

The beginning of a long thread by Nerdskull, once again about fags attacking other fags or something.

Kevin chimes in.



And some reposts.

 

[Godchu]

Another boring set of KevPosts.

Is that shit? WTF is that?

 

[AfghanBlue]

Yeah this is quite odd. Remember he and Penny only bought a new car last year and he was proudly mentioning this (a Honda CR-V iirc).

So that’s one thing, why wouldn’t Penny drive him?

Secondly it’s less than an hour drive so possible to uber if it’s something so important to you. And if you’re broke you could just uber to Longmont and get the Denver Metro bus from there, whole journey would be like $20.

So imo this is cope, he couldn’t face going and is just pulling a “poor me” for his audience.

Penny been very quiet lately.
I wouldn't be shocked if he's actually dead of (tooth based) sepsis, and Kevin just did that thing that retards occasionally do where they refuse to acknowledge the person is dead and just sit them in one room with an air freshener.

His self portrait looks like Rolf Harris in his peak noncing prime.

 

[Godchu]

Penny been very quiet lately.
I wouldn't be shocked if he's actually dead of (tooth based) sepsis, and Kevin just did that thing that retards occasionally do where they refuse to acknowledge the person is dead and just sit them in one room with an air freshener.

His self portrait looks like Rolf Harris in his peak noncing prime.

Nah he probably went back to Target, or some other low-paying, long-hour, high-stress job to help pay the rent and the car and whatever else. Can't imagine his folks would let three grown ass men and like half a dozen barnyard animals bum at their place for free

 

[AfghanBlue]

Nah he probably went back to Target, or some other low-paying, long-hour, high-stress job to help pay the rent and the car and whatever else. Can't imagine his folks would let three grown ass men and like half a dozen barnyard animals bum at their place for free

I can imagine it tbh.
But anyway
Talking of that, it's probably coming up to about time Kevin may be hinted towards the idea of getting (lighting bolt cracks, horses buck and neigh) a JOB.

Now that they arent "farming" and he's not "social media manager" to their "reputable enterprise", it might be a little more irritating that he's doing fuck all for his keep.
Or surely just boredom?
I suppose there's this mysterious money. It's got to be tugboat, hasn't it?
Do they just let you stay on it forever with no expectation to move into work? What's his disability even supposed to be? Autism? He must have put on a hell of a performance to get permanent, never have to work again tugboat.

That or it's some big settlement from his dad dying. Maybe he died in a work related disease or accident and there's some industrial compensation that he gets bits of as a steady "wage" and some company took on the lump sum as invest able capital and he makes a little bit from that arrangement to stretch it out.
It must be some fucking amount to never run out. Did he ever have a proper job job, ever ever?

I just like the idea that he's gonna get forced to get a few hours as a Wal Mart greeter, just to make ends meet in the household.

 

[Flamin Park]

I can imagine it tbh.
But anyway
Talking of that, it's probably coming up to about time Kevin may be hinted towards the idea of getting (lighting bolt cracks, horses buck and neigh) a JOB.

Now that they arent "farming" and he's not "social media manager" to their "reputable enterprise", it might be a little more irritating that he's doing fuck all for his keep.
Or surely just boredom?
I suppose there's this mysterious money. It's got to be tugboat, hasn't it?
Do they just let you stay on it forever with no expectation to move into work? What's his disability even supposed to be? Autism? He must have put on a hell of a performance to get permanent, never have to work again tugboat.

That or it's some big settlement from his dad dying. Maybe he died in a work related disease or accident and there's some industrial compensation that he gets bits of as a steady "wage" and some company took on the lump sum as invest able capital and he makes a little bit from that arrangement to stretch it out.
It must be some fucking amount to never run out. Did he ever have a proper job job, ever ever?

I just like the idea that he's gonna get forced to get a few hours as a Wal Mart greeter, just to make ends meet in the household.

He used to be a comission artist but it's was more of a hobby that occasionally put some cash in his pocket because Kevin was still a lazy fuck back then. I think one of the flashpoints with his ex was her wanting him to get a job instead of sitting round wanking to cartoon horsies while she paid the bills

Two things I think will work against kev getting a job now: isn't he still in the sticks and can't drive? So you'd be looking maybe 4 hours round trip and I doubt he'd ever work full time. And secondly I think penny prefers his "wives" to stay home, he wouldn't want kevvy out having relationships with normal people and learning a measure of responsibility. I also can't imagine him being able to actually deal with work any more, he can't exactly call penny crying because his manager said he wants him to actually mop the floor, and anything customer facing where he's got no control in the situation would cause a meltdown. Remember he gets the vapours when some fag blocks him on twitter, some lunchtime rowdies shouting "ayyo dawg why you be dressin like a bitch and shieet. Ay Tyrone come look at this gay ass nigga" would probably make him catatonic

 

[AfghanBlue]

Yeah, I suppose you're right, it's just really hard to get my head around that mindset of Penis.
Someone was on (I'm sure this thread) here talking about some 'dominant' housemate they had who had a bunch of sub gfs whose bills she paid and shit and was a total control freak. So it's clearly a thing, it's just so weird to get into that level of control freakery as a mindset to try to empathise with.

But the thing is that Kevin is not any sort of 'prize' that you'd be scared of gaining independence and losing, at all. He's a big gross smelly man with a broken Amhole who can't handle anything. Maybe penny just has such incomprehensibly low self esteem that he just needs to feel better than anyone, even if they are low af?

 

[kazuhiro]

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

How Kevin's been enjoying his magical life experience lately.

Full thread.

Hi Kev!


Kevin rails against wealthy assholes doing nothing. As an anarchist, he doesn't feel government always handles things well, thinks they oughta be doing more.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

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Kevin rails against wealthy assholes doing nothing. As an anarchist, he doesn't feel government always handles things well, thinks they oughta be doing more.

Nothing NSFW?! Fuck that shit, Humbert’s here to change that. In reverse chronological order:

Kevin is happier with this revision. I imagine he would be, he was looking forward to it, and for the short time I was around after he had gotten it, he was talking about how happy he was with it and it wasn’t in a coping manner. For god’s sake, he was peeing slightly UPWARDS before it! He is however a bit fussed about the scar tissue.
He also discusses how he wished it was PPT initially and explains the horror to another Bluesky user.



We as a society as a whole do not wish for a Cyberpunk future. Something could be said here about how Kevin is wholly involved in his social circles and isolated from the broader population who are not trans or furries.

the full thing of what he was quoting:

I’m going to be honest with you guys, I don’t know what a transsexual therian is and I don’t give a fuck

Kevin can’t go to the gym himself, he needs Jen or Penny there with him for morale, because he doesn’t want to be alone around evil cis people, and presumably also because he can’t drive there himself. If only they had stolen that exercise equipment from the tranch!




I don’t have much but I felt like checking on Kevin. Oh, and I lost my app that I used to use to stitch my screenshots together and I’m not paying for one, so drop free recommendations if you have any. I used Adobe Photoshop Mix and they finally shut it down for good a while ago, I’m very sad because all of the other stuff on the app store isn’t.. ideal for what I want.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

We as a society as a whole do not wish for a Cyberpunk future.

Yeah, commie Kevvie has gotten the wrong message from "Nueromancer".

But hardly the first time someone has misinterpreted a book

look at "Lolita", HH.
I'm sure you've met people smarter than Kevin who have gotten the wrong message from that one

 

[Ho-oh]

@Humbert Humbert: "I’m going to be honest with you guys, I don’t know what a transsexual therian is and I don’t give a fuck"

Therian is someone who identifies as an animal.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

We as a society as a whole do not wish for a Cyberpunk future. Something could be said here about how Kevin is wholly involved in his social circles and isolated from the broader population who are not trans or furries.

If our whole civilisation goes down the toilet, I sincerely hope the US government commandeers billions more in tax dollars from working families on the brink of financial collapse so it can pay for Kevin and his gross troon friends to get free Dragon tail and cat ear surgeries.

It'll serve as a cautionary tale for whoever comes after us and I'm hoping we can see some inconsolable freaks on bluesky complaining about getting gangrene on their cyberpunk furry mods.

 

[Positron]

The peritoneum is not a mucus membrane; it is a serous membrane. And I don't think any butcher, no matter how insane, would "anchor" (whatever that means) your man-made bacteria paradise to your peritoneum. Does he really think someone would create a passage from the ditch to the peritoneal cavity?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Does he really think someone would create a passage from the ditch to the peritoneal cavity?

It hasn't come up in a while, but remember: Kevin is an inflation fetishist. I'm pretty sure that's exactly how cumflation works when you're an anthropomorphic pool toy.


Although you know, it'd be funny to have troons draw anatomical diagrams with no reference. Kind of like those "European labels the US states" memes.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Does he really think someone would create a passage from the ditch to the peritoneal cavity?

Kevin once said everyone in the USA should get 100,000$ a year from the government to pay for things. The combined amount they would have to pay to each American would be around 5-6 times the amount of US dollars in circulation.


The answer is yes.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Kevin once said everyone in the USA should get 100,000$ a year from the government to pay for things. The combined amount they would have to pay to each American would be around 5-6 times the amount of US dollars in circulation.


The answer is yes.

God, the tranch really was the high point of his life: swanning around inside shitposting all day while the pooners toiled in the fields, forbidden from even so much as thinking about sipping his fruit punch. He's ridiculously comfortable with others struggling to pay for the things he mindlessly consumes.

 

[FinnSven]

Kevin once said everyone in the USA should get 100,000$ a year from the government to pay for things. The combined amount they would have to pay to each American would be around 5-6 times the amount of US dollars in circulation.


The answer is yes.

Did anyone point out to him that doing so would devalue the dollar and make the whole exercise pointless?

 

[Entry Team To TOC]

I absolutely adore that no matter how many times I fall off following Kevvie, I can pop back in and he'll still be exactly the same, right down to getting another revision done. It's comforting in its perpetual stasis, almost, even if it means that following him along day-by-day becomes incredibly dull. That mass down there must be 100% scar tissue by this point, twisted and cut into new and exciting shapes every time the euphoria dips for a moment, so I wonder how well he'd take it if he were forced to finally just keep things in their current state to try and make him finally accept that there's no making this better? Maybe Penis could yell at him to stop burning money on constantly rearranging his crotch and put it towards something actually useful, like even more Transformers.

 

[stupid frog]

Maybe Penis could yell at him to stop burning money on constantly rearranging his crotch and put it towards something actually useful, like even more Transformers.

The surgeries are paid for by tax dollars. His toy money is his toy money, bigot!

 

[Flamin Park]

Old Kath Gibes was a merry fellow;
Revised his amhole was and his boobs were yellow,
green were his discharge and his skin just like leather
he never went outside, no matter the weather
He lived up at the tranch where the dead alpaca
Rot beneath the soil, whilst he gets fatter