Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[glass_houses]

I mean, it's disturbing to see fucking KNEE SWEAT (for real, how the hell does that even happen?!!? Knees soaked due to sweat on the entire body, sure, but targeted knee sweat?

I'm trying very hard to convince myself that it's not sweat, it's the cheap plastic material failing due the strain on it, but it looks so bizarre because it's some fabric substitute that was grown in a vat and is a solid sheet instead of woven threads.

... yeah, I don't think that it's working.

I think what's more likely is that the yoga mat underneath her is soaked in her sweat, and she knelt on it before turning onto her back.

Somehow that's even worse. Now I'm imaging the smell of the mat.

 

[Barbarella]

It’s sweat. She starts with dry knees and they get wetter and wetter as they go. I’ve noticed this disgusting phenomenon with her before, but those grey tights really highlight it.

I’m not sure there are even sweat glands there? Maybe it’s some lymph stuff? It’s been happening to her for years though.

 

[Freetimbit]

I’m not sure there are even sweat glands there?

There definitely are i found this out when I ran my first marathon in 90% humidity. However, very concerning seeing that during a very basic gym workout probably in an air conditioned gym.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Anna's shown to be a copious knee and leg sweat-er before.

 

[Terfatron]

Ilona pointed out that she always have the energy to do her little dancy dance.
She say she works out but she's never TIRED tired.

I think most of us here has worked out and who has the energy to do a little shake between sets?

It's so... ANNA. She never pushes herself but like to sell the idea of herself as this hard worker in everything she does. This is how she tell on herself (that and the 400lbs overweight).

I just can't imagine putting in all this work just to fake what a hard worker you are

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[#Ripley #]

the royal "we"

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[Gay Mouth]

You're inflamed because you're FUCKING FAT, retard.

 

[DegenerativeSociety]

She looks like a picasso painting in that video

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Her makeup looks terrible, but in kind of a different way. I know a woman who occasionally goes to fancy events and gets her hair and makeup professionally done for them. She wants the most bang for her buck, so she sleeps carefully and does not wash her face or hair for three or four days and just does little “touch ups” of foundation or eyeshadow (which is never the same as the original from the MUA’s kit). Anna’s makeup reminds me of that.



I would totally believe a pro did this yesterday.

 

[Barbarella]

I used to watch videos of women who went to makeup artists and got bad jobs. The only way Anna went to a professional -if it was one of those amateurs. But I think that’s all her.

It’s always been true: heavy eye makeup, light lipstick and vice versa. (The only exception was the 80s when people went nuts.). Hers is way too heavy, and contrasted with her gross dirty hair, looks super odd (amazingly, she’s still using filters). If you wear a red lip, just wear mascara and very light eye makeup.

Anna is always behind the times. Today’s look is clean, fresh and natural. Eyelash extensions, neutral glossy lip, light blush. Makeup that doesn’t look like makeup is caked on.

She truly has no taste. How she became any kind of style influence is completely baffling.

 

[lukewarm coffee]

Why are her nails always bleeding?

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

Her makeup looks terrible, but in kind of a different way. I know a woman who occasionally goes to fancy events and gets her hair and makeup professionally done for them. She wants the most bang for her buck, so she sleeps carefully and does not wash her face or hair for three or four days and just does little “touch ups” of foundation or eyeshadow (which is never the same as the original from the MUA’s kit). Anna’s makeup reminds me of that.

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I would totally believe a pro did this yesterday.

God what a terrible look! Her lip-lining is atrocious and that dark red makes her tiny mouth look even tinier and pinchy. The golden brown shadow is straight out of the mid 80s. The heavy makeup, massive earrings and clown vomit top... it's all just too much. She looks like a pinata.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Yeah I know nothing about makeup, but even I know there's something deeply wrong here. She gave herself bluey/purple undertones; she looks like the fattest corpse made up on the undertaker slab by a mortician's apprentice on their first day.

 

[Cherry Pie]

Some of the viewers are not happy about what she had to say about JK Rowling. Our woke queen.

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You mean a fat, hypocritical, histrionic clusterfuck of cluster B personality disorders has a fanbase full of the same? Perish the thought!

For real though, it brings me great joy to know that Anna can only attract the type of people she hates to her channel. Saying JK Rowling is a cunt isn't even controversial these days, but I guess to a typical HAES fatty it's like confiscating their hostess cupcakes. It sends them into a tard rage.

 

[-Jack-]

I may go to the depths of hell but I will say one positive thing about Anna, she has nice/normal
hands for a fatty.

That being said, she is a giant fucking retard… can I go to heaven now?

 

[OttoWest]

Why are her nails always bleeding?

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Picking at her nails and cuticles is one of her nervous habits, like picking at her face. Her cuticles are often scabbed and bloody.

That cheap, poly print Memphis dress might be the worst thing we’ve seen her wearing in quite a while. Reminds me of the 80s movie Ruthless People, where a fat, spoiled rich bitch is accidentally kidnapped and forced to live in her blue collar captors’ shabby basement. She starts working out due to sheer boredom and it changes her life for the better. I wonder how Anna would fare in that scenario.

 

[Laygs For Days]

I can’t get over that tiny little goldfish of a mouth swimming around that giant fishbowl of a head.

This is why I love this Kiwifarms. This shit is poetry.

Would you fucking STOP power leveling already?!

I mean everyone kind of opened the door for this a while back when Defcon started sperging about her dead husband(?)*. Are we here for hugs and head pats or are we here to laugh at fat bitches?

To stay on topic, my vote is that Anna's gonna outlive the other fats, she's of too hearty a stock and can afford the medical care required to Immortan Joe herself to 65.

*This may have been on Chantal's thread, which Autist also frequents but there's a fuck ton of crossover with a lot of posters. (Not that I support PL'ing in general.)

Edit so as not to double post: Anna's mummy costume is great! Perfect excuse to not wash her hair. Or face. Or.. anything else.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Constellationzero]

Anna's shown to be a copious knee and leg sweat-er before.

Don't forget the crotchtal sweat to the point it always looks like she pissed herself.

Imagine the smell...