2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict

[Solid Hyrax]

Iran's statement:

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Wikipedoia article has been created: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_2024_Iranian_strikes_against_Israel

read the sources. They are all al-Jazeera, BBC, and the Washington Post. Damn English Wikipedia is fucked

 

[Meat Target]

Iran's statement:
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These niggas just signed their own death warrant.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I’m sure everyone will have a well calculated and careful response to this

 

[King George III]

IAF hinting at a response or usual tough-talk? You be the judge.

(L)(A)

 

[why42]

Some missiles coming in, I've seen a lot get through
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No offense but you
look like a nigger

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

I'm watching Fox News, it's hard to tell whats being hit, but it may be that Iran is targeting Israels missile defense

That’s actually a really good idea. And because it is, it’s absolutely not what they’re going to do.
(Reminds me if Red letter media on George Lucas, ‘this is a great scene and as a result George Lucas likely disliked it and actively worked against its inclusion’)

israel is definitely a paper Tiger when it comes to anything but hiding in jets like cowards and random skirmishes against villagers, but iran is the biggest cuck of the region.

I seriously don’t know how iranian leadership hasn’t been shot in bed with how they sabre rattle and literally never deliver ever. Such cowards.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I24 is saying that Iran really fucked up, because normally they like to attack via proxies but now they have to attack in person.

I am going back to normal posting unless Iran does a don-goof again.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Iran's statement:
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Aka please don't hurt us daddy Isreal lmao

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

OH FOR FUCK SAKES THE IRANIANS LAUNCHED MISSILES AGAIN ugh

btw BIG CHINA REPORT: they are concerned about the "escalation" lol thanks XI

 

[Breadbassket]

Expecting casualty figures to rise since it seems like a lot of those missiles are landing.

 

[Enoch Emery]

 

[King George III]

Missiles over Jerusalem

(L)

 

[EyeGuy]

One Palestinian was killed and several wounded in Jericho from missile fragments.

The Axis of Mutah is once again killing Sunnis under the pretext of fighting Jews.

 

[Wood]

Waaaait, it's not Christmas yet

 

[RandallBoggs]

Here's a VERY close impact In Tel Aviv

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Doesn’t the caption say Eilat?

 

[Callie Steph]

Doesn’t the caption say Eilat?

Fairly sure it’s the Azrieli Center in Tel Aviv. Only place with skyscrapers like that.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

IDF Hagari says that people can leave their shelters but be aware that might change

Also we will respond, we are on the brink of a regional war, a multi-front war. This was more extensive that last time, defense was prepared well that is why there were few impacts. The IDF has the capability to respond at the time and place of our choosing. He says there were phenomenal adherent to the homefront-command shelter instructions

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

IDF spokesman Rear Adm. Daniel Hagari in a statement following Iranian attacks on Israel:
Translation by @CrannofonixNews

"At this time, we are not detecting any additional threats from Iran in the airspace, and it is now safe to leave the protected areas. Please continue to follow the Home Front Command’s guidelines and remain responsible and alert.

During the defense operations, we successfully intercepted several threats. There have been a few hits in central and southern areas of the country. Currently, we are still assessing the situation, and we are not aware of any casualties, thanks to your responsible conduct.

We also ask that you do not provide any information to the enemy, including locations or documentation of areas that were hit. We remain in a high state of readiness for both defense and offense, and we will protect the citizens of Israel. This attack will have consequences. We have plans, and we will act at the time and place of our choosing.

I will be here later this evening to update you on any developments. Please continue to act responsibly.

 

[John Badman]

So this was the real October Surprise? It’s Joever.