Inactive Jake Rapp / Jacob Dean Johnson / KingOfCucks - Survivor of Feminism

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I can't wait till our pet cuck buys a bus then realizes he's in way over his head when he ends up with a junker that needs thousands of dollars to keep it running.

I know a bit about bus conversions since I looked into it myself. It is incredibly easy to get fucked sideways when buying a bus. Jake is just asking for trouble especially given his somewhat iffy financial situation
 
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Converting school buses into motorhomes has always been a thing. They're easy to get, cheap to buy, and way more sturdy than your average Class A motor coach.

And now, with the tiny houses fad, every hipster wants to get an old bus and turn it into their main residence. Even though your average Starbucks ninja couldn't maintain a moped to save their life, much less a 30 year old bus.

So, I'm chalking this one up to Jake just being a hipster faggot into stupid fads, instead of Jake trying to build a pedo palace.
 
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ObeseScreamingBlackMan said:
Converting school buses into motorhomes has always been a thing. They're easy to get, cheap to buy, and way more sturdy than your average Class A motor coach.

And now, with the tiny houses fad, every hipster wants to get an old bus and turn it into their main residence. Even though your average Starbucks ninja couldn't maintain a moped to save their life, much less a 30 year old bus.

So, I'm chalking this one up to Jake just being a hipster faggot into stupid fads, instead of Jake trying to build a pedo palace.
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His pathetic little safety pin phase should have clued everyone in on how Jake is easily swept up by hipster fads.
 
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The while safety pin thing sounds like it came right out of a high school. Considering the mindset of typical hipsters it isn't all that surprising they'd jump on stupid shit like that.
 
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LettuceMan said:
The while safety pin thing sounds like it came right out of a high school. Considering the mindset of typical hipsters it isn't all that surprising they'd jump on stupid shit like that.
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That reminds me of this one fad in my high school: one day, all the gays and gay sympathizers decided not to stop to bring awareness to gays being abused or something, I don't really remember or care.

Somehow even though they all decided to shut up they still expressed their burning desire to tell everyone in earshot about their noble effort to support a marginalized peoples.
 
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Maybe he'll reroute the exhaust into the cabin, put Ali in it, and claim her toots asphyxiated her.
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She's probably built up some kind of superhuman immunity to it by now, considering her hovel is a veritable gas chamber according to her tweets.
 
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Jackass RN said:
Maybe he'll reroute the exhaust into the cabin, put Ali in it, and claim her toots asphyxiated her.
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I think she'll be used to produce biofuels. She's also useful to make his bus seem less rapey, when they stop to offer rides to female hitchhikers, on their travels between WiFi hotspots.
Just Alison, Fran, Alison's completely normal dakimakuras, some bean bags, their animals, hanging beads, and a few kidnapped hitchhikers. Living the dream.
 
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Jake is kinda lucky that he lives in the Pacific NW, that part of the country is one of the best regions for buying old buses due to the lack of road salt.

Shit, I'd actually like to see Jake tackle a school bus conversion. It isn't the worst idea he's come up with.
 
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KotAGoR VIII said:
I think she'll be used to produce biofuels. She's also useful to make his bus seem less rapey, when they stop to offer rides to female hitchhikers, on their travels between WiFi hotspots.
Just Alison, Fran, Alison's completely normal dakimakuras, some bean bags, their animals, hanging beads, and a few kidnapped hitchhikers. Living the dream.
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Murder a transient. Leave him in a ditch. Do what you want.
 
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He's still looking into the cuck bus.

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LettuceMan said:
The while safety pin thing sounds like it came right out of a high school. Considering the mindset of typical hipsters it isn't all that surprising they'd jump on stupid shit like that.
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So I did some digging and the safety pin thing came from a writer at huffpo who worked with a sleazy manager doing fast food (maybe). The girls would safety pin the zipper on their shirts so he wouldn't try and expose their cleavage. She wrote an article about it and then the next day all of a sudden every similar blog-news site was writing "this is why your friends are wearing safety pins". They never admitted to connection or declared their involvement in the fad. They simply decided for america that should be the public's response to a donald trump presidency.
I hate trump but it seriously pisses me off that these people think it's their right to tell us what to do and think so casually. Journalists have a duty to report on things that are happening and not decide what should be happening....especially when it's dumb.
 
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