2024 Halloween Merch Run

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Thanks for backordering the viking hoodie, it's the one I wanted! Threw in some pizza money for der feeder.
 
...tempted to get the indoor Hoodie for when the heating inevitably shuts off. Pretty sure I'll be flogged if I wear it around someone who knows what the Farms is and hates it, screeching to the high heavens for all to hear how horrible I person I am because they're a faggot.
 
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...tempted to get the indoor Hoodie for when the heating inevitably shuts off. Pretty sure I'll be flogged if I wear it around someone who knows what the Farms is and hates it, screeching to the high heavens for all to hear how horrible I person I am because they're a faggot.
Get one i've got the cogent one from last year and only wear it around the house it's pretty comfy.
 
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I didn't get any email about my order, should I be worried? I saved the page with the confirmation my order was received, with the order number and other info so I have that. My debit card statement showed they reserved the money amount, was the money supposed to be sent right away or after shipping?
 
SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE! I wanna buy one of the zip up, I have the stinky BAT for it, but I have no clue how to actually send our glorious Ooperator any crypto from the wallet I am using.

I use Uphold. If you know, do I just click Transact select the coin, then put in jawshes Email address? Since that's all it's asking for.
 
SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE! I wanna buy one of the zip up, I have the stinky BAT for it, but I have no clue how to actually send our glorious Ooperator any crypto from the wallet I am using.

I use Uphold. If you know, do I just click Transact select the coin, then put in jawshes Email address? Since that's all it's asking for.
Transact->select coin for source-> select crypto network bat for destination and put in-> amount-> preview->destination address whatever he put on there for destination.. Kfs Bat/eth is 0x6068F0f151d97F2237858Bb587946E1735b3ea2f but not sure if that's where he wants it
 
Transact->select coin for source-> select crypto network bat for destination and put in-> amount-> preview->destination address whatever he put on there for destination.. Kfs Bat/eth is 0x6068F0f151d97F2237858Bb587946E1735b3ea2f but not sure if that's where he wants it
So I found it. On the site after check out and choosing crypto it gives the destination there, and you can put in the srring for MATI, since KF and MATI are 2 legally distinct businesses.
 
...tempted to get the indoor Hoodie for when the heating inevitably shuts off. Pretty sure I'll be flogged if I wear it around someone who knows what the Farms is and hates it, screeching to the high heavens for all to hear how horrible I person I am because they're a faggot.
I have never had anyone recognize any kiwimerch and if they ever do, they're quickly used-looking enough that I can just play "oh huh? I got this at Goodwill".

But I doubt that would ever actually be necessary.
 
I have never had anyone recognize any kiwimerch and if they ever do, they're quickly used-looking enough that I can just play "oh huh? I got this at Goodwill".

But I doubt that would ever actually be necessary.
I have the Hold It Together shirt. I have worn it in public many times. It's never been recognized.

I also bought a Mr. Metokur 4/5 stars beanie awhile ago. No one has ever recognized that either, but every once in awhile, someone will see it and say, "Ah, cool, a Grand Theft Auto hat!" It caught me by surprise the first time, but now I just laugh it off and say "Sure."
 
I have the Hold It Together shirt. I have worn it in public many times. It's never been recognized.
Yeah, that's the closest to something recognizable and yep, zilch. Trannies are way less important and way more rare than everyone (including them) thinks.

I have however, received a large amount of "that's cute" style compliments from women, some of them older grandma-types but a few who were definitely in the femoid/stacy group, as the incels would say.

I suspect that KF merch could cure inceldom if someone really dedicated themselves to wearing it.

I forsee my wife banning me wearing the hamsters except at home if the reactions get too complimentary 🤣
 
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