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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
wow i could buy a fishtoy with that kind of money
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Sorry guys, S3 has been delayed so that they could spend more time fucking around and doing drugs and not taking Fishtank seriously work more on the show.

They just cannot be competent and professional, can they? They really improved their reputation with S2.5 by showing that they are capable of doing it right but proceeded to immediately go back to being lazy retards fucking around and neglecting their golden goose. This is not hype, this is anti-hype. I'm not feeling excited from these shitty tweets that reveal nothing about the show. There is nothing to go off of. The only thing they make me feel is worse about the show since this is the quality they're outputting. Well done Goran, you're great at this.
 
Blackstar said:
Well done Goran, you're great at this
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and to think most of the bastards in this thread neg rated me for saying
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
I still hate Jet. ASF starts running around naked for Halloween
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
Jet's a fuckin idiot, and I'm halfway towards forcing him to admit as such
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Its crazy how all it took was Letty in a tank top and hi-def cameras for people to suddenly think Jet's a fucking genuis. Unless Jet's working as Sam's assistant and Xavier's taken over the show it will never be fucking good. fuck Jet
 
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Sorry guys, S3 has been delayed so that they could spend more time fucking around and doing drugs and not taking Fishtank seriously work more on the show.

They just cannot be competent and professional, can they? They really improved their reputation with S2.5 by showing that they are capable of doing it right but proceeded to immediately go back to being lazy retards fucking around and neglecting their golden goose. This is not hype, this is anti-hype. I'm not feeling excited from these shitty tweets that reveal nothing about the show. There is nothing to go off of. The only thing they make me feel is worse about the show since this is the quality they're outputting. Well done Goran, you're great at this.
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They should be putting out actual hype announcements/teasers, but these take probably 2 minutes to make. Tops. It’s a standard template that you just layer over a picture.

Also, hiring zoomers is a nightmare. They don’t even show up when you pay them. Imagine trying to get a dozen or so zoomers to show up to something, with no guarantee of money, potentially months after your initial conversation. I’d rope.
 
SMOCAINE 4 said:
They should be putting out actual hype announcements/teasers, but these take probably 2 minutes to make. Tops. It’s a standard template that you just layer over a picture.

Also, hiring zoomers is a nightmare. They don’t even show up when you pay them. Imagine trying to get a dozen or so zoomers to show up to something, with no guarantee of money, potentially months after your initial conversation. I’d rope.
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I have to imagine that's a major issue with getting Fish. You already are going to be pulling from a pretty low bar for people to give up 6 weeks of their life. When it's a big budget network broadcast, that's a lot easier ask. They are going to be on National TV(plus they get paid thousands to be on the show even if they lose).

However, when the production can't even keep a date for that 6 weeks? They are really going to be scaping the dregs to get contestants for that. That's probably why they leaned on MDE fans for Season 2(after leaning on them in Season 1), and why they'll probably be a bunch of them again.
 
Letty is on 'powtank' on the website right now. It also has claire, abi, some black guy and TJ. Its being run by Jacob from Bitchtank. Its very crap but Letty is trying to get it entertaining by getting alcohol.
Jacob supplied freakin everclear so its probably going to be a short night.
 

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"Powtank" adopted a pet roach. Among other trash, they gave it a miniature computer to make it a "content creator." In response, Letty said, "Cockroaches aren't people; they have different expectations."

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