Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

I was confident the Finnish connection was bullshit. It just seemed so unlikely that someone connected to such a small country that doesn't emigrate en masse could end up associated with Chris. But now it really does seem likely that Flutter is Finnish to some degree. To be clear, this isn't proven. It could be that she has an autistic fixation on Finland but no Finnish heritage.

I said at the start that we can't dismiss the possibility that she is a True and Honest galpal, hard as that is to imagine. This also doesn't prove that she is amorous with Chris. The marriage stuff on his new site could be bullshit but I could believe it. Someone said that asking the bride's family doesn't really occur nowadays, but that's not a good point. It's Chris we're dealing with. He is an autist with outdated (and moreso simply retarded) views on courtship and love. It's looking more likely that they are indeed together, even though nothing is certain. What a fucking world.
 
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Mudkipcorn said:
I was confident the Finnish connection was bullshit. It just seemed so unlikely that someone connected to such a small country that doesn't emigrate en masse could end up associated with Chris. But now it really does seem likely that Flutter is Finnish to some degree. To be clear, this isn't proven. It could be that she has an autistic fixation on Finland but no Finnish heritage.

I said at the start that we can't dismiss the possibility that she is a True and Honest galpal, hard as that is to imagine. This also doesn't prove that she is amorous with Chris. The marriage stuff on his new site could be bullshit but I could believe it. Someone said that asking the bride's family doesn't really occur nowadays, but that's not a good point. It's Chris we're dealing with. He is an autist with outdated (and moreso simply retarded) views on courtship and love. It's looking more likely that they are indeed together, even though nothing is certain. What a fucking world.
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Yeah, I'll admit it appears I was wrong about her being in it with Caden.

That being said, Flutter is a shitty person for feeding his delusions (if his marriage announcement post is accurate). She's feeding his delusions since he's still going on with the alternate dimension and Jesus and being married to Sonichu character bullshit. I hope the next photo of her shows her face clearly and her family sees it because that's worthy of shame
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Is he even capable of fathering a child at this point? Like hasn’t the amount of estrogen he’s taken murdered his sperm count and made it really hard to get his bent duck erect?
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The grotesque Canadian cave troll tranny has successfully impregnated his Finnish pooner gf so all sorts of manmade horror are theoretically possible.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Is he even capable of fathering a child at this point? Like hasn’t the amount of estrogen he’s taken murdered his sperm count and made it really hard to get his bent duck erect?
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Questionable? It seems to be different depending on the tranny. Some can get hard easily. Definitely fucks with your sperm count though, either way. Not to mention his poor diet, presumable lack of sleep, declining mental health, unknown concoction of antipsych meds he's presumably taking, his age, and any number of other things working against that sperm count.

Granted Bob managed to impregnate Barb and he was 53 with a heart condition by that point, so who knows. Maybe Chris has the same ironman sperm that Bob had.
 
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Mudkipcorn said:
It's looking more likely that they are indeed together,
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I dunno it could just be Chris's delusions and she's just treating him like something else...
I don't think she's normal by any means. Obvious by the fact she's with Chris. But I still think Chris could be overblowing this. Her objectives with him may be entirely different than what his are and they're both too autistic to realize this.

What baffles me about this woman is how she can both look about 12, 30, and 50 at the same time.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I see people in Finland are just as retarded about taking videos and photos as Americans are. Why the hell couldn't they get a video from the front?
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Thinking about it for a few days - the "source" of the video is some guy that sent it to Geno. Nobody else seems to have independently confirmed 1. It's them and 2. It's Finland

Assuming both are actually true, then I assume a Praetor person "leaked" the video on purpose just like all the other no-face Flutter sightings

Right now there's some figures that are in some airport. I don't buy into any of this. It's a smokescreen and everyone is willing to believe it all too quickly.
 
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The Man With No Name said:
Thinking about it for a few days - the "source" of the video is some guy that sent it to Geno. Nobody else seems to have independently confirmed 1. It's them and 2. It's Finland

Assuming both are actually true, then I assume a Praetor person "leaked" the video on purpose just like all the other no-face Flutter sightings

Right now there's some figures that are in some airport. I don't buy into any of this. It's a smokescreen and everyone is willing to believe it all too quickly.
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Definitely not impossible, but it sure does look like Chris and flutter. They both have unique looks. I am still waiting for her to get photographed, though. She deserves it for feeding into his delusions
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Is he even capable of fathering a child at this point?
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We can hope. Any child fathered by Chris-Chan should be considered the anti-Christ.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Is he even capable of fathering a child at this point? Like hasn’t the amount of estrogen he’s taken murdered his sperm count and made it really hard to get his bent duck erect?
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He fucked his mom, didn't he?

Besides, there's only 1 person who knows for sure, possibly 2....
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Thinking about it for a few days - the "source" of the video is some guy that sent it to Geno. Nobody else seems to have independently confirmed 1. It's them and 2. It's Finland
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He was also spotted in a Finnish department store, with Finnish signs all around.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
He fucked his mom, didn't he?

Besides, there's only 1 person who knows for sure, possibly 2....

He was also spotted in a Finnish department store, with Finnish signs all around.
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It's pretty clear now (at least to me) flutter is an actual boyfriend free girl that is fucked up enough to want Chris and a lot of the conspiracy theories are just cope. The most conspiracy thing I could think of being true is that in some way Flutter is in contact with Caden doesn't mean they are necessarily collaborating though.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
are we sure flutter is a true and honest woman and not a troon? i know chris would never date a troon but could he be tricked into believing flutter is not a troon if she is one?
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From the (albeit shitty) sightings there’s nothing to really support that. The build doesn’t really fit. She must however be certifiably batshit insane.
 
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