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Zoey is lactose intolerant?
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And she's also a dainty princess, who should not do any sort of heavy lifting.
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Going with the theme of the fake typos, I don't think the groceries were that heavy even for her spindly, skinnyfat arms and she's just exaggerating because there's nothing else in her life worth talking about.

If she didn't complain about mundane shit, then that's 1 less thing to post on twitter, which is completely unacceptable!
 
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instant said:
Going with the theme of the fake typos, I don't think the groceries were that heavy even for her spindly, skinnyfat arms and she's just exaggerating because there's nothing else in her life worth talking about.
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All those life values that she's supposed to adapt are all moot. The fatass can't attend school, online classes or even capable of being competent enough to enroll into high school again. She might have GPAs comparable as Rick, but she's more batshit crazy like a typical western Anime fangirl.

Being a NEET isn't going to save your ass if your entire life is being a fat and lazy gambling addict pig. Nobody's going to tend to you and wipe your ass when you're growing up, and your parents getting old as time goes by.
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
Zoey is lactose intolerant?
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And she's also a dainty princess, who should not do any sort of heavy lifting.
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Remember that bed with ugly brown stain and weirdass deep indentation on it posted in the first few pages or so? I think both of these screenshots explain that bizarre anomaly; she's fat and heavy enough to leave such a huge dent in it and she sharts on the poor bed which explains the brown stain found on it.
 
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Remember that bed with ugly brown stain and weirdass deep indentation on it posted in the first few pages or so? I think both of these screenshots explain that bizarre anomaly; she's fat and heavy enough to leave such a huge dent in it and she sharts on the poor bed which explains the brown stain found on it.
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That poor fat pressed mattress witnessed so many horrors once Zoey switches to Rule34 and searches through rape tag, that poor poor mattress. Even across pacific I can smell it, secretions, sweat, grease, feces and food leftovers.

Kill it with fire before the mattress gains sentience and kills people
 
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That poor fat pressed mattress witnessed so many horrors once Zoey switches to Rule34 and searches through rape tag, that poor poor mattress. Even across pacific I can smell it, secretions, sweat, grease, feces and food leftovers.

Kill it with fire before the mattress gains sentience and kills people
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Lmfao, It's like the blanket from Junji.
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With the amount of socks she has and her autistic obssesion with a man far older than her, do you think that Zoey is slowly becoming Tomie?
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I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up like an online Tomie. I haven't seen her argue with her socks accounts over someone. She definitely doesn't sound like the type to have a healthy relationship... do we have any pseudo-armchair psychologist in the thread to elaborate on this?
 
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