DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

A second day off would unironically be a good thing for his physical and mental health.

He may even get more money out of doing so. He makes himself too available almost and probably exhausts the people that follow him with khantent that way.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Regularly having 2 days off is scheduled to begin in November


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It ain't happening, but if it does I will be impressed. Actual growth from him. He would have to be able to hold on to more money then he has been in order to do that. Maybe he really is on the come up (He isn't, he will lose the streak once and realize he has to stream 6 days a week for the rest of his life).

 

[myone]

Regularly having 2 days off is scheduled to begin in November

Absolutely delusional. His channel has been going downhill for years, but since all his peers at his age start to semi-retire he feels entitled to reducing his hours as well.

If he really does it, he's just careening towards 2nd bankruptcy faster. Bets on when he will have to give up the pigsty?

He may even get more money out of doing so. He makes himself too available almost and probably exhausts the people that follow him with khantent that way.

Hard disagree. His main job is rattling the can as much as possible as often as possible, in hopes of catching strays. If it hadn't been such a PR disaster for him, he'd still be doing beg-tweets. The more he sits in his metaphorical street to evoke pity, the more he can make.

What you said only makes sense for someone with a normal (non-dented, non-scammed, freely donating) community.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Regularly having 2 days off is scheduled to begin in November


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So the goals are:
1) hit the goal
2) when (or if) these goals are hit, the goal is two days off in the week

Well, obviously!

 

[PieceofShet]

He wants to be as successful as KC, maybe he should take a month off too!

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

It ain't happening, but if it does I will be impressed. Actual growth from him. He would have to be able to hold on to more money then he has been in order to do that. Maybe he really is on the come up (He isn't, he will lose the streak once and realize he has to stream 6 days a week for the rest of his life).

Also another thing to keep in mind is he loves to spend on his free time, Allah Rainy Day Fund.

He's had quite a number of times where he happens to get a lot of things right after his day off.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Has he finally realized that he can LITERALLY control his work schedule independently of Kat's boss?

Big but maybe he realized that the dent wallets aren't limitless and that just because he runs his dicklicker and sleepwalks through games one day more that it doesn't guarantee him extra income.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Yes and No.
What he does with his time away being just Philip and not DSP is what matters.

This dude doesn't get off twitter and still has no friends or hobbies. So the idea of him having another day off of sitting around on twitter, doordashing food and watching Youtube won't do much for him.

Any of those things would be better than raging at SF, getting baited into 30 minutes rants by $1 tips, or having to deal with the likes of Kirk and Ryan in your chat.

 

[Balr0g]

A second day off would unironically be a good thing for his physical and mental health.

If he would socialize and go outside. but you know what will be coming. Binge browsing X for detractor content and watching every detractor video. also trying to get back with PPP I suppose

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Him having an extra "day off" is a plus and minus, a mixed bag if you will. I don't think he makes a worthwhile amount off that 6th day because he's begging the same tiny audience and he still doesn't understand their wallets are not bottomless. It's why the last week of the month is always very low support because the dentbux ran out. However an extra day off will just end up with more doordash and more pulls so honestly he will end up with a net negative.

 

[San Dimas High School]

DSP's notice me senpai chats on KC.

Spoiler: September 30 2024 DSP on KC chat log

[7:49:18 PM] DSPGamingREAL: TEEEEEEN SUUUUUUUUBS


[7:50:59 PM] DSPGamingREAL: hahahahhahahahahahah


[8:03:21 PM] DSPGamingREAL: WELCOME BACK BOYS!!


[8:04:15 PM] DSPGamingREAL: casino was done for renovations and improvements


[8:12:30 PM] DSPGamingREAL: I mean once you have only one thing left, it's not really a big deal to throw that away too lol


[8:14:54 PM] DSPGamingREAL: how long will Nick get? Will he plead it down bigtime? Hmm


[8:17:37 PM] DSPGamingREAL: tte girl sitting next to him was probably a female bulldog


[8:34:29 PM] DSPGamingREAL: she comes home to me at the end of the day! But she walks all funny and she's 3 pounds heavier for some reason...


[8:38:57 PM] DSPGamingREAL: Dead Ones, where they bury you alive while asking you menial questions


[8:39:39 PM] DSPGamingREAL: her legs were very open, that's correct


[8:40:07 PM] DSPGamingREAL: oh no lol


[8:40:43 PM] DSPGamingREAL: looks like a crackhead puppet


[8:41:46 PM] DSPGamingREAL: I think we all got STDs by watching that

Didn't chat at all on last night's show. Wonder if he knows.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

Any of those things would be better than raging at SF, getting baited into 30 minutes rants by $1 tips, or having to deal with the likes of Kirk and Ryan in your chat.

I don't really think so from Phil's pov, the more time he spends with his wife, the more they're going to hate each other. Else this fat bitch would be on stream already.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

[8:34:29 PM] DSPGamingREAL: she comes home to me at the end of the day! But she walks all funny and she's 3 pounds heavier for some reason...

What did you do, feed her doordash nonstop like your fat cunt wife, Phil?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

[8:34:29 PM] DSPGamingREAL: she comes home to me at the end of the day! But she walks all funny and she's 3 pounds heavier for some reason...

What did you do, feed her doordash nonstop like your fat cunt wife, Phil?

you gotta get her fatter so she can't run away to another man. No guy wants to fuck a 500 pound whale. hack hack hack

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He’ll somehow, somehow, beg even harder on the 5 days he “works,” right?

If this even happens, I don’t see it lasting. As soon as he feels the slightest pressure to penny pinch, he’ll be back to 6 days/week. Or, he’ll be too bored and lonely without dent therapy…and he’ll be back to 6 days/week.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

[8:04:15 PM] DSPGamingREAL: casino was done for renovations and improvements

"Huwhaat? Is English your native language? That doesn't even make sense. I can't understand it. Did you mean was 'gone' ? Stupid mouth drooler..."

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

A second day off would unironically be a good thing for his physical and mental health.

the only thing it will be good for is scopelys bank account

 

[Balr0g]

the only thing it will be good for is scopelys bank account

And credit card companies with predatory interest rates. After all Phil is a sucker for this stuff: never paying the debt off but paying more in interest.

 

[MAWBD2]

A second day off would unironically be a good thing for his physical and mental health.

Nah, he'll just be bored and spend more time and most importantly, more money on WWEC. Unless he starts seriously doing other stuff than WWEC like maybe fixing stuff in his shithole, working out, cooking instead of DoorDash ... you know, stuff we call "adulting".

But we are talking about "The Guy" who always choses the path of least resistance.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Any of those things would be better than raging at SF, getting baited into 30 minutes rants by $1 tips, or having to deal with the likes of Kirk and Ryan in your chat.

Uh huh.
So what you're saying is I should just close my sandwich shop just because I have to work extra hard to have my day off?
Like, I'm busting my ASS here and yeah you get a few bad customers here and there but I have a family.

So what you're saying is to pretty much go homeless and possibly die from hepatitis and gay aids from heroin needles I share with my son, JasperKiTTy?
Because that is what you're saying.