2024 Halloween Merch Run

Here I am spending hours a day catching up on 12 months of MATI and forgetting to check the home page every now and then and @Null has commissioned and produce more wholesome merch and it's all gone!

If another run were to exist, I would definitely buy at least a shirt in each design and maybe a hoodie of the hamsters. I want those hamsters, Joah!
 
I managed to get my shirts ordered, but I can't really justify another purchase since it's the beginning of the month so I'll have to miss out on the hoodie. It doesn't get very cold where I live anyway so it's not such a big deal.
 
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Here I am spending hours a day catching up on 12 months of MATI and forgetting to check the home page every now and then and @Null has commissioned and produce more wholesome merch and it's all gone!

If another run were to exist, I would definitely buy at least a shirt in each design and maybe a hoodie of the hamsters. I want those hamsters, Joah!
The hoodie is still alvalable - I Think Null ordered a second run of those.
I was super sad too, that everything had sold out (wanted a t-shirt as well), but checked the ordering site and was super happy to see that the viking hoodies were at least there.
I ordered one, and everything seems to have gone through - im happy i finally get to support Null and get some cool merch :feels:

Just thought i would mention to you that the hoodies are back/still there :)
 
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is there a non-0% chance to get more merch with the "trick or treat" design?, I was in the process of moving and now not even the ED sizes remain.
 
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I suspect that KF merch could cure inceldom if someone really dedicated themselves to wearing it.
Okay, yeah, but the users would still have to interact with women in real life, which some consider a real challenge. But hey, no one can't say that Josh didn't help take the first step
 
Okay, yeah, but the users would still have to interact with women in real life, which some consider a real challenge. But hey, no one can't say that Josh didn't help take the first step
Yeah, if you just wear it in your basement and suck on goyslop delivered by drone, it won't help.

But if you wear it and can get the gumption to actually interact with humans at a store, it could do wonders.
 
But if you wear it and can get the gumption to actually interact with humans at a store, it could do wonders.
"Hello, Woman-Child. As you can see, I wear the mark of the Kiwi Farms. Let's proceed to do the mating."

That's how you do it, right? I'm sure I got it right.
 
Yaaay another merch run!! I always have to unfortunately miss them but it's still fun to see the designs and know that Josh finds support in them. :)
 
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Okay, that's a wrap.

For next year I will try to start everything earlier and get backorders in first like I usually do. I thought I'd be clever, try to guess demand based off historic volume, order more, and then have a little extra - but things just sold out really fast.
 
@Null I know you don’t like doing back orders or pre-orders but maybe a compromise with the women would be preorders for them and regular orders for the xxxxxxl men? Next year, of course.

"Hello, Woman-Child. As you can see, I wear the mark of the Kiwi Farms. Let's proceed to do the mating."

That's how you do it, right? I'm sure I got it right.

Considering it overcomes the very first and most important hurdle, which is actually talking to a female it would work eventually for almost anyone. Surprisingly, I think it would actually be a working strategy.
 
I'm going to throw it out there that a contributing factor to the merch run's success was absolutely that everything was printed on black. Again; every other color and tone has a list of reasons as to why a lot of people don't want to wear each of them, while black has no such issue. Compound all of that with the Halloween motif, and it's a no brainer. Thank you for making the sensible choice, Joosh.
 
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