Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

[inbred_autist]

I cant wait till he has to get a job again! I think by the late 20s he will have to.

 

[Pool Party]

I just realized in the bowling picture, there's only 4 names on the scoreboard. While unable to read full names, none of them could translate to anything fitting for Matt, Beardson, or Hobbit. I don't know much of AF, but I'm pretty sure there's a Ben Kai and Dalton there, I don't know the fourth (...urz). Did he show up to someone's private bowling alley and get iced out of playing?

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Beansoy is also the only one not wearing bowling shoes in that picture. Figured it's because they didnt have any small enough for him, but it looks like he was forced to be a spectator

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

T.R Sartor cross over

Not sure why a catholic good boy would be wearing a shirt from a satanic horror film

 

[AncientPhosphur]

When you’re a beer bellied midget with no muscles mass the only think you can do is wear edgy shirts to look like a badass

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

When you’re a beer bellied midget with no muscles mass the only think you can do is wear edgy shirts to look like a badass

It's not even a good horror film, imo the only thing Longlegs had going for it was a well handled social media hype train. So no surprise the hobbit got on board

 

[OS Ghost]

Oh my God this guy. I know anecdotes without receipts are gay, but I used to be active in 2016 in the same spaces as him on Twitter and shared a group DM with him and he was such an attention-seeking bitch all of the time; he made every topic somehow about himself, tried to insert himself into everyone's business and overall was just needy beyond an understandable degree. Literally none of us liked him and most of us were in our mid to late teens so it was doubly weird how he just wanted to socialise with all of us nonstop. If someone ever called him pathetic he would just default to "I'm married" which is hilarious in hindsight considering she left him. I'm not surprised he's still around, it's all he has.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

This is old. But Beardson is so tiny. Milo is 6′ 2″ for reference.


(xitter)

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

This is old. But Beardson is so tiny. Milo is 6′ 2″ for reference.

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(xitter)

Beardson showed Milo his Pokemon collection during this as well if I recall correctly.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Beardson showed Milo his Pokemon collection during this as well if I recall correctly.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

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Milo is reacting like you at Thanksgiving when your younger cousin is obsessed with Pokemon and you couldn't give two shits about it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Milo is reacting like you at Thanksgiving when your younger cousin is obsessed with Pokemon and you couldn't give two shits about it.

Except your 8 year old cousin is taller

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Beardson and Culture War Criminal are fighting again?

 

[Butwhythough2]

Beansoy getting a 21-year-old gf. lol, lmao even. That faggot looks like the main character from YIIK


200 hours in MS paint

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Beansoy getting a 21-year-old gf. lol, lmao even. That faggot looks like the main character from YIIK

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200 hours in MS paint

I bet he got himself an AI girlfriend

 

[Butwhythough2]

I bet he got himself an AI girlfriend

He probably used the excuse in school, "I do have a girlfriend, she just goes to a different school."

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He probably used the excuse in school, "I do have a girlfriend, she just goes to a different school."

In Canada.

 

[Butwhythough2]

In Canada.

And I love the, " you'll never know who she is, because she's not online." A 21 year old woman in the year of 2024 will be online even if it's normie shit. The Internet is a necessity now, so she's either stuck out in the middle of Africa, an Amish, or non existent. Option 3 being the 99.99% truth.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

for posterity here is beardson talking about his totally real 21 year old girlfriend and how he totally left his wife and stopped having sex with her because she reads witch books.

 

[Butwhythough2]

for posterity here is beardson talking about his totally real 21 year old girlfriend and how he totally left his wife and stopped having sex with her because she reads witch books.

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We all know that beansoy didn't choose to stop having sex with his wife, she stopped having sex with him, when she found that black guy that she left him for. Beansoy is not strong enough in his convictions to put his foot down. Who ever believes that story is as retarded as those who believe he totally got a 21 year old virgin gf, who doesn't use the Internet. Also who ever believes those stories, drop on by I've got a bridge to sell you, in fact I have several.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

And I love the, " you'll never know who she is, because she's not online." A 21 year old woman in the year of 2024 will be online even if it's normie shit. The Internet is a necessity now, so she's either stuck out in the middle of Africa, an Amish, or non existent. Option 3 being the 99.99% truth.

she's probably too fat to fit online