StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[W@rui]

"Louisiana defines domestic abuse battery as one household or family member intentionally using force or violence against another household or family member. Domestic abuse battery carries misdemeanor penalties of up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine."

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

9/30 Sun. Arrested & held overnight.
10/1 Mon. 9:32 AM Officially booked.
10/1 Mon. 1st court date. Bail hearing. $7,500. (Jeremy "That is 2 months salary for him").
10/2 Tue. 3ish PM. Jeremy finds out and starts bailing Styx out.

Styx has a girlfriend, her parents in town. They won't help bail him out. Styx has his parents and siblings. They aren't bailing him out. His wife doesn't even bail him out. It takes Jeremy, his co-streamer THE NEXT DAY to find out he is in jail. And it takes a youtube streamer to bail him out, The NEXT day.

Why?

Maybe they all wanted this chance for Styx to dry his ass out. Maybe Jeremy Hambly just enabled Styx. How much do you want to bet that the first thing Styx does when he gets out and make a bee line to a bar or grocery store to pick up a shit load of booze. Styx is an alcoholic. He will be incredibly stressed out. He has stated in the past he has issues being out in public around people. Letting Styx out without someone to watch him is a recipe for disaster.

Edit: If part of the bail conditions are that Styx has to stay off of drugs & alcohol, there is zero chance Styx will be able to do that. Maybe that is why nobody bailed him out. He can't stay off the sauce and they would know they would lose all of their money and he will be back in jail to await trial anyway.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I wrote this 10 months ago.

Toll paid

Never make deals with the demons .

Fair, but I believe the ritual to facetime an angel might have been way too much work for Tard Warwick aka StyxVixenHammer

I mean, it involves an absolutely ridiculous amount of grids and cereal decoder rings, only the most hardcore of sudoku lovers could pull it off.

Spoiler: Video

And that's the easy version, then there's the one to summon your guardian angel where you must meditate for 18 months, only shower on specific days (lol stinky) and where once it is summoned it will point blank tell you "yeah so we have to summon all of the most powerful demons of hell and you'll have to deal with them before we really get to have a talk here my dude"

Spoiler: Video

I don't think a youtuber could do either, these fuckers complain about having to edit a video for two hours a week or so; that's why they always end up on easy road.

 

[Harrison Temple]

I know exactly 3 things about this guy:

1. He worships Satan
2. Apparently he beats women
3. His fucking name is Tarl

You'd think a devil-worshipping sorcerer would present himself in a slightly better way on the Internet.

 

[CowPox]

Imagine getting beaten up by styxx, what that would do to someone's self esteem even if a woman etc.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

I think an OP rewrite may be needed at this point in order to describe why Styx is a full on retard.

"StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard, Booger Sculptor, Bent Page, Cunning Linguist, Speaker-to-Owls, Dirt Serpent, Knocker Wrangler, and Daughter Discarder, (who once could make some interesting content) (Hic!)"​

 

[Sean_Igger]

Imagine getting beaten up by styxx, what that would do to someone's self esteem even if a woman etc.

He has retard strength.

 

[2ndBest]

His first crime was being named "Tarl"

Tard WomanKick

 

[DewsLit]

Demons got him

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

Oh, hai Mark!

 

[God's strongest milkman]

NO STYX, YOU BROKE THE NON AGGRESSION PRINCIPLE! NOW THE LIBTARDS WILL JAIL YOU FOR BEING TOO BASED AND ABUSE-PILLED.

 

[LiquidKid]

Hamburglar sure knows how to pick these battles

anything to shill more of his shitty coffee nobody actually drinks

 

[Pickle Inspector]

What the fuck kind of name is Tarl Warwick? Nigga this aint World of Warcraft, get a real name.

It even sounds similar to Ward Rackley his King of the Hill doppelgänger.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Libertarianism is a lolcow ideology. You will never meet a normal, well adjusted adult who identifies as a libertarian.

 

[gang weeder]

Man I remember listening to Styx back in 2016. Good lord he's gone downhill lmao. Now he's an unlikeable version of King Cobra.

 

[MeltyTW]

https://rumble.com/v5h6mxx-kamala-harris-disaster-debate-fallout-as-her-husband-exposed-as-attacking-w.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

Link to Quartering's livestream.

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Lmao! No way that title isn't on purpose!

wouldnt styx being a domestic abuser and kamala's husband being an abuser just be something you could count as a point for rather than against radical feminism? i mean kamala afaik isnt beating niggas asses. but random men shed dislike and even men she trusted enough to marry are beating bitch's asses. idk how thats really a win for the quarterpounder or really for anyone.

 

[Neil]

Our boy got arrested
QuarterPounder is also trying to bail him out on stream

Styx is genuinely one of the most loathesome lolcows. Fuck Hamburger for trying to bail him out.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Maybe Tarl is back on the spice.

 

[W@rui]

Styx has a girlfriend, her parents in town. They won't help bail him out. Styx has his parents and siblings. They aren't bailing him out. It takes Jeremy, his co-streamer THE NEXT DAY to find out he is in jail. And it takes a youtube streamer to bail him out, The NEXT day.

I thought ingrates need to fend for themselves though?

 

[CrunkLord420]

Styxhexenhammer666 is a 36 year old man who identifies as a fictional cartoon character from an animated webseries for teenage girls. Everything that comes after that is obvious. No doubt he imagined himself in Adult Swim cartoon world as he slapped his developmentally stunted girlfriend.