StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[mickrussom]

He's going to Orleans Parish Prison, and OPP is the worst jailhouse in North America, it's medieval. I hope he gets bailed just because no one deserves OPP except nigger murderers/rapists.

Right at the end of Highway 61 (of revisited fame).
That place is beyond medieval.

https://www.nytimes.com/video/us/100000002152549/inside-orleans-parish-prison.html

Styx isn't even top 50 in that category. He's a smug asshole but on a website where people like Keffals and Ethan Ralph exists he's not even on the radar.

Curious - what would the top 50 be? I'd love to see a ranking.

 

[DogZero]

Clank... Clank..... Clank...Clank
Heavy shackles clanked into each other, one on each arm and leg, together almost weighing more than the twig of a man who shuffled into the court room.

"Today we are here for the sentencing for CARL Warwick."

The human stick, barely able to raise an arm interrupted;

" OH MY STOLAS! It's TARL! From the channel Styxhexxenhammer666, I predicted the 20-"

"Yes TARL Warwick, thank you. Today we are here for the verdict and sentencing."

The judge slowly opened his case file with the jury's verdict, an opportunity the anorexic anathema took to intercede.

"Judge, I would like to inform the court that as a sovereign spiritual entity, already owned by demonological contract to the owl entity Stolas, this court has no jurisdiction over my physical body. Furthermore, the alleged victim in this case is a member of my coven also sworn to Stolas and therefore has consented to any supposed, claimed, alleged actions of physical abuse, with or without a japanese sword!"

The judge, completely ignoring the lithe libertarian's manifesto, finally found the page he was looking for.

"CARL Warwick, you have been found GUILTY of domestic abuse and battery"

With the power of Stolas Tarl finally managed to fully raise his arm in a point despite the shackles.

"JUST AS I PREDICTED!"

"I sentence you to 6 months in county jail, along with an eternity in the lake of fire per your contract with Stolas. Court is Dismissed!"

Tarl turned to look at a camera that never showed up and never started recording.

"Well that's about all...... Peace out"

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

It's her fault for not being a good listener.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

When I saw that clip of him grabbing his girlfriend's tits on stream, I had a feeling something like this was bound to happen. That behavior is indicative of a complete lack of respect for women.

 

[DJ McHamfist]

I remember when this thread started, and it was filled with a bunch of nay sayers white knighting for him. Now this ugly weirdo is showing his true colors. Hilarious!

Also, his girl in that video is way too attractive to be with this greasy looking motherfucker. Put your chest away you hairy pillock. Nobody's interested in your pasty body

 

[Jex]

She didn’t accept the abortion tea

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I mean, Styxx might want to shack up with Ralph in Mexico to avoid going to Louisiana prison…

He won't actually go to prison for this. Maybe jail time, but between OPP and minimum security Louisiana prison I'd take the prison every time. You're safer there and it's less horribly unpleasant/actively harmful to bodily/spiritual/mental health.

 

[frozen_runner]

Our boy got arrested
QuarterPounder is also trying to bail him out on stream

And, thus, the True Lolcow arc begins.

 

[Briareus]

StyxVixenSlammer

 

[NSA]

Well well well, what have we here lmao

 

[soulgains]

I've always hated this satanic little prick and how he presented satanism as a normal lifestyle. If anyone openly tells you they're a satanist run for the hills, there is ALWAYS something deeply wrong with them even if its not initially apparent.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

She didn’t accept the abortion tea

I stand corrected. She did not drink the tea. She opted to be driven by him to the Planned Parenthood instead of drinking his witch's brew.

And as she stated, "It's also likely that he would've spiked a drink and caused me to miscarry."

Deciding to abort our child because I was convinced I was an unfit person to carry ANY child? Not to mention he was the one driving me to planned parenthood, sitting with me during the visits, expecting me to go through with it. I'm sorry that I allowed myself to take into consideration the FATHER'S expectations for the conception. Unlike the majority of females in America, my own mother included, I believe a two-parent household is needed in order to raise a happy, healthy child. A child needs their father, not just his money. I believe this from personal experience of not knowing my own biological father.

Had he said he would've supported me fully regardless of the decision, it's likely we would have a child together, but he didn't. It's also likely that he would've spiked a drink and caused me to miscarry.

Pennyroyal, along with others, have been linked to miscarriage. It's not funny. It's toying with lives, and anyone with an approach to life like that simply can't appreciate life.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Libertarianism is a lolcow ideology. You will never meet a normal, well adjusted adult who identifies as a libertarian.

Yeah, they aren't called lolbertarians for nothing. Most lolberts turn out to be drug addicted libertine degenerate mega faggots. Retards like Styx, Rackets and Juju are not the exception, they are the exact type of people that libertarianism appeals to the most.

 

[Total Annihilation]

Via a quick google search, but I do wonder if in Louisiana, if you can do virtual representation (zoom) for this kind of case? If he has to be present, it'd make for some interesting videos of him traveling back and fourth.

 

[keke]

Also I'd like to add that domestic battery can be something as simple as shoving a bitch away from you during an argument.

Yeah faggots, like Styx, who would never confront a fully-grown man often leap at the opportunity to assault someone they know is weaker than them and can’t fight back. It makes them feel powerful because they know on the male hierarchy they are on par with dogshit. That’s why you gotta go Curtis Reeves and just shoot a mfer instead of waiting to see if you’ll be beaten up.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Man, owl loving satanic furfag and a domestic abuser.
Goes hand in hand really.

 

[Jacky Jennings]

I watched this guy for like 7+ years and I saw how he has changed. Definitely after he moved out of the Netherlands I really noticed a drastic downgrade of his content. Now seeing that he is in Louisiana and in a Orleans Parish jail is quite a downgrade from the quirky political commentator I once knew him as.

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

I remember when this thread started, and it was filled with a bunch of nay sayers white knighting for him. Now this ugly weirdo is showing his true colors. Hilarious!

Also, his girl in that video is way too attractive to be with this greasy looking motherfucker. Put your chest away you hairy pillock. Nobody's interested in your pasty body

She's a retard that left her kids for drugs then got into a slap fight with Styxs other exes on here. You white knighting her is no better than people white knighting him.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

when do we get the mugshot?

Louisiana does not allow mugshots of those until convicted

wait, nevermind.

 

[Orson Hornbeam]

I guess he pissed off Stolas too, since he seems to have withdrawn his demonic protections and didn't intervene to save his worshipper.