StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Still Exceptional]

Do we have a police report? Has anyone gotten ahold of one and posted it? I keep seeing people say he beat his new girlfriend, but domestic violence battery is a pretty broad charge that could encompass anything from shoving your girlfriend to suckerpunching your dad.

I mean, girlfriend is the more likely considering that I doubt Tarl would ever have the balls to commit violence on another man because of the even greater violence that would be thrown back at twigboy, but I'd like to know for sure just what he's accused of doing.

 

[Smar Mijou]

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What is it with this beard + glasses phenotype that makes them want to beat their wives?

But in that case, Yoko deserved it. If for nothing else but her "music"

They aren't necessarily horrible, they're eccentric and off from the start. They jump on the YouTube bandwagon because it's easy money with low effort and it's a place where people will give you attention and clap at your semi coherent rants. If it was just for the money, they'd be fine, but what they want it's the power and adoration. When the money comes in big amounts, they go unhinged.

Spoiler: Warning, autistic sperging inside!

I believe it's a symptom of YouTube and the general fact that anyone can "lPut themselves out there"l for the world to see. And along with that, I think most people aren't equipped to deal with the grind of constantly turning out "content", and what all behind the scenes work that entails. Alot of these people are addicted to the fame and fortune that YouTube gives them, but aren't equipped with the mindset to deal with all of the downsides, so they end up with that inevitable slide into lolcow-dom. In the old days of Hollywood, the stars had tard-wranglers/agents/managers that would clean up their image, and create a neat back story and take care of any dirty work. That's why the true "scandals" were few and far between, and tell-all books were always top sellers. In the modern-day era of self broadcasting and social media, alot of that support system is gone, so we see more of the bad side of things.

 

[bfg]

he says he takes no money from youtube. so all the money is from merch, books, and whatever else. i believe this part because he was hardcore for alt-tech early, and most youtubers actually making money resist the alt-tech content mirroring for as long as possible.

Pfffffffffffff jesus christ that's rough

That means youtube makes $1K-$15K off his back every month anyway.

Cause hey, if you don't have adblock (or browse on the mobile app, never do that btw, the video plays in a mobile browser, yes they are crippling the experience on purpose, but the video can be watched) we're getting the ads anyway. It's not even ethics at this point. If he can enable ad revenue he should.

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Le epic satanist... did something evil?

Evil?

Smacking a ho is the way things should be. Always smack your ho.
If she hasn't done something wrong yet, she will do eventually.

 

[skibidi biden]

But in that case, Yoko deserved it. If for nothing else but her "music"

Spoiler: Warning, autistic sperging inside!

I believe it's a symptom of YouTube and the general fact that anyone can "lPut themselves out there"l for the world to see. And along with that, I think most people aren't equipped to deal with the grind of constantly turning out "content", and what all behind the scenes work that entails. Alot of these people are addicted to the fame and fortune that YouTube gives them, but aren't equipped with the mindset to deal with all of the downsides, so they end up with that inevitable slide into lolcow-dom. In the old days of Hollywood, the stars had tard-wranglers/agents/managers that would clean up their image, and create a neat back story and take care of any dirty work. That's why the true "scandals" were few and far between, and tell-all books were always top sellers. In the modern-day era of self broadcasting and social media, alot of that support system is gone, so we see more of the bad side of things.

They beat wives out of soyrage and emasculation, bearded hippies lack any real masculinity so they take their anger out on women because they will get their asses kicked in a fight with other men.

Styxhexenhomo is all the worst metalfag/hippy stereotypes pooled into one slob. I am also very sure Styxhexenhomo has FASD and that is a really common thing I noticed amongst lower class metalhead types. FASD into later years also can lead to a predisposition towards violent outbursts and drug abuse which would also explain why those metalhippy types resort to wifebeating, at least in my experience.

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

Domestic battery is cringe too. It means he not only beat a woman but either strangled, burned or attacked one with a weapon.

It really doesn't. It could easily mean he shoved her away from him and her parents called the cops. If the cops come out to a domestic violence someone is always going to jail nomatter who did what.

I swear to God some of you people seem to have never experienced drama in your lives and I'm kinda jealous tbh.

 

[ShootyPee]

Also, his head is shaped like an almond. He reminds me of that girl from Recess

Gretchen Grundler ass almond nigga

 

[bfg]

The biggest trick the devil pulled was getting people to worship him while claiming it’s just to piss off the Christians.
These people don’t believe in the person of Satan, but he is very real, and very tricky. Look how far Styx got here.

Let's not turn this into a Christian vs. atheist vs "neopagan" threeway brawl and just laugh at the situation tho.

Spoiler: Satan not real but this convo doesn't belong here

Also Satan very much not real, even by biblical standards. It's a TITLE in the bible, not a specific person. The snake in the Garden of Eden is not Satan, it's just a snake, his curse does not apply to any further instances and he very much did not lie. Yahweh lied about the consequences of eating the fruit, the snake told the truth. But it's a Promethean story, he had to, in order to "start off mankind". Remember, this is supposed to be an origin story for what the people at the time perceived as reality. The Satan in Job and Numbers is a pretty ambiguous character (we're not even opening the can of worms that is Yahweh's divine council). There was no reference to "Lucifer" or fallen angels that's a mis-reading of a metaphor. Every other mention is a clearly distinct opposer in the OT. And the NT is fanfiction.

 

[mickrussom]

Domestic battery is cringe too. It means he not only beat a woman but either strangled, burned or attacked one with a weapon.

there are enhancements to domestic battery that are aggravating factors from the "Domestic Abuse Child Endangerment Law" including:
child under 13 present, strangulation, burning, causing serious bodily harm, use of a dangerous weapon, and finally use of a dangerous weapon causing serious bodily injury.
not sure if the unlocks require children, but im fairly certain he wouldnt have gotten out so cheap/quick if the domestic battery was aggravated.

 

[skibidi biden]

The biggest trick the devil pulled was getting people to worship him while claiming it’s just to piss off the Christians.
These people don’t believe in the person of Satan, but he is very real, and very tricky. Look how far Styx got here.

I genuinely believe Styxhexenhomo's weird head shape comes from him having fetal alcohol syndrome like a lot of metalheads do

I'm not religious at all but I noticed most Satanists are spiteful mutants or have something mentally or physically wrong with them tbh, I wouldn't chalk up his success to magick or Satan just the fact that he is a pseudointellectual retard and the consequentiality of that is he pulls in other retards to watch him

 

[mlanguishi]

Domestic battery is cringe too. It means he not only beat a woman but either strangled, burned or attacked one with a weapon.

Battery certainly means there was injury. The only thing I'm not sure about Louisiana is if they have an 'aggravated' statute to add to a DV which meant basically life threatening.

This is possible he used a non-lethal weapon or really closed fist punched. Sometimes I think Jeremy truly believes in the idea of 'there is not bad publicity' He might want to read about some of the failed serious lolcows on here, especially ones that get involved in harming women, kids, and the elderly.

 

[mickrussom]

Let's not turn this into a Christian vs. atheist vs "neopagan" threeway brawl and just laugh at the situation tho.

Spoiler: Satan not real but this convo doesn't belong here

Also Satan very much not real, even by biblical standards. It's a TITLE in the bible, not a specific person. The snake in the Garden of Eden is not Satan, it's just a snake, his curse does not apply to any further instances and he very much did not lie. Yahweh lied about the consequences of eating the fruit, the snake told the truth. But it's a Promethean story, he had to, in order to "start off mankind". Remember, this is supposed to be an origin story for what the people at the time perceived as reality. The Satan in Job and Numbers is a pretty ambiguous character (we're not even opening the can of worms that is Yahweh's divine council). There was no reference to "Lucifer" or fallen angels that's a mis-reading of a metaphor. Every other mention is a clearly distinct opposer in the OT. And the NT is fanfiction.

Spoiler: OT and NT

Job 1:6-12 and Job 2:1-7
In these verses, God speaks with Satan regarding Job's faithfulness

Zechariah 3:1-2
In this vision, God rebukes Satan directly

Matthew 4:1-11 (The Temptation of Jesus)
In the New Testament, Jesus converses with Satan during His temptation in the wilderness
Matthew 4:3-4, Matthew 4:10

Luke 22:31-32 (Jesus speaks about Satan’s desire to test Peter)
Here, Jesus mentions Satan's direct involvement in testing His disciples

Mark 8:33 (Jesus rebukes Peter, addressing Satan)
When Peter speaks against Jesus prophecy of His death, Jesus addresses Satan's influence

 

[Stinks Abandoned Daughter]

I genuinely believe Styxhexenhomo's weird head shape comes from him having fetal alcohol syndrome like a lot of metalheads do

I'm not religious at all but I noticed most Satanists are spiteful mutants or have something mentally or physically wrong with them tbh, I wouldn't chalk up his success to magick or Satan just the fact that he is a pseudointellectual retard and the consequentiality of that is he pulls in other retards to watch him

His parents look like monsters too you can find them on Facebook. He’s probably inbred, they’re all white trash, and so is he.

I genuinely believe Styxhexenhomo's weird head shape comes from him having fetal alcohol syndrome like a lot of metalheads do

I'm not religious at all but I noticed most Satanists are spiteful mutants or have something mentally or physically wrong with them tbh, I wouldn't chalk up his success to magick or Satan just the fact that he is a pseudointellectual retard and the consequentiality of that is he pulls in other retards to watch him

His parents look like monsters too you can find them on Facebook. He’s probably inbred, they’re all white trash, and so is he.

 

[bfg]

Spoiler: OT and NT

Job 1:6-12 and Job 2:1-7
In these verses, God speaks with Satan regarding Job's faithfulness

Zechariah 3:1-2
In this vision, God rebukes Satan directly

Matthew 4:1-11 (The Temptation of Jesus)
In the New Testament, Jesus converses with Satan during His temptation in the wilderness
Matthew 4:3-4, Matthew 4:10

Luke 22:31-32 (Jesus speaks about Satan’s desire to test Peter)
Here, Jesus mentions Satan's direct involvement in testing His disciples

Mark 8:33 (Jesus rebukes Peter, addressing Satan)
When Peter speaks against Jesus prophecy of His death, Jesus addresses Satan's influence

Spoiler: 123

I think the NT is where Satan is solidified as a concrete character rather than an opposer in general. Also kinda funny that the worst that Satan does is try to debate Jesus. Like bro, that's amateur hour for the #1 supervillain in the whole Universe.

...or

Might not be. The worst enemy of religion is indeed facts and logic

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The reality of this is that we won't know what happened until we get a police report. What we do know is that Tarl had the easiest job in the world. Sit and talk about how Trump is the best guy and winning bigly while occasionally indulging in gay bird demon occult sperging. Get paid a hefty paycheck while you're at it.

He's managed to significantly fuck that up. Getting drunk, sticking his dick in crazy and catching what looks like a serious charge. All of this while watching Rekieta melt his brain in the process. They never learn.

 

[McAfee]

Varg Vikernes reacts with shock to the news of Styx's arrest (also indirectly acknowledges the Kiwi Farms' existence).
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How has Varg avoided a Kiwifarms thread for so long?

 

[Glowie]

Our boy got arrested
QuarterPounder is also trying to bail him out on stream

Quarter pounder is pro woman beater.

YouTubers are insufferable manosphere faggots with testosterone level of 80 year old grandmother. Only degenerates and insecure men best women.

 

[McAfee]

Quarter pounder is pro woman beater.

YouTubers are insufferable manosphere faggots with the testosterone level of an 80 year old grandmother. Only degenerates and insecure men beat women.

fixed it

 

[NOXIN]

How has Varg avoided a Kiwifarms thread for so long?

He's simply too based.

I hope he gets one though, his (very correct) opinions on the Abrahamic religions would likely ruffle a few feathers here.

As for Tarl, he deserves everything that comes to him for being such a cringe, hippie dipshit.

 

[bfg]

Quarter pounder is pro woman beater.

YouTubers are insufferable manosphere faggots with testosterone level of 80 year old grandmother. Only degenerates and insecure men best women.

Is beating women a bad thing? That's news to me

I hope he gets one though, his (very correct) opinions on the Abrahamic religions would likely ruffle a few feathers here.

Please let it happen. I wanna laugh at all the Christcucks backpedaling on how they're not worshiping a dead kike.

 

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I still don't get why any woman would willing enter into a relationship with a scrawny hipster that gives milk toast takes for a living, is it just clout chasing? Anyways I hope his victims get the justice they deserve.

Despite dating a libertarian she didn't get her child raped, seems like a pretty good outcome to me.