DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BlastMonk]

PPP's master plan: turn Phil into a Kino Paypig.

Phils been begging so much for so long he's invented new kinds of begging like its an Oblivion or Skyrim skill. Begging for donations so you can donate to someone else when they beg.
'Now guys, we're 2 hours into the stream and our top contribution is only 6 bucks, lets beat it right now. Right now guys come on so I can then donate to Kino casino, we gotta share the support. If you like the stream please support. I like KC that's why I support them'.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

DSP chats from the Oct 3rd KC stream

228 messages. My god, how long did this flea stay there typing on his phone?

"People want me on kick for some reason lol. Why can't people watch me on youtube"
"Yeah my concern is moderation bc you know my detractors are going to do everything they can to ruin stuffI have my stuff on youtube under control and it took a long time to get there. I can't have my entire chat be messed up stuff"
"I'm starting to strongly consider kick. I think I'm going to bring it up with my viewers tomorrow"
"maybe one stream on youtube and one stream on kick daily"

Time to beg for subs on Kick too I guess

Edit:

Subbed for 2 months and gifted 6. A moderator too. Good for you, Phil

 

[myone]

DSP chats from the Oct 3rd KC stream

first:
"createdAt": "2024-10-03T03:45:45Z"
last:
"createdAt": "2024-10-03T09:37:11Z"

You guys, he's super busy on his day AHFF.

 

[GoldenSpoon]

first:
"createdAt": "2024-10-03T03:45:45Z"
last:
"createdAt": "2024-10-03T09:37:11Z"

You guys, he's super busy on his day AHFF.

And his second message is

"just popping by to say hican't stay sadly! Everyone have a good night!"

SIX HOURS, SIX HOURS DAVE.

 

[Kier Starmer]

jfc this is sad, he is doing what Derich did, and for 6 hours screaming notice me sempai.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

This is the best way it could have played out. No grand backstabbing, no huge drama, just KC phasing Phil out without any fanfare or fuss. He's just another dent in their chat. I imagine that his weird skinwalking as PPP hasn't helped much either, his poor use of their nomenclature has been cringe as fuck.

He's been so, so desperate for them to return, invite him on the show and to be his fake friends again. For him to be pretty much ghosted by them will be killing him more than any other betrayal would have.

So much for people liking you now, Phil. Welcome back to obscurity.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I like how KC's entire stream last night was dedicated to Styx being a drunk retard so DSP thinks its a good idea to get on there and drunk post for 6 hours straight.

 

[Nate Dingus]

I think Ashton is actually low key pissed about Phil; I think my theory about him was correct and that was PPP was for a chance giving him a moment of absolution to course correct but he failed to do so. I do think he is going to make an enemy out of KC though in the next coming weeks and Phil is going to start memory holing them but he actually can't because he wants them oh sweet whales.

I think PPP also overestimated Phil's ability to cut a promo and join in on Sektur shit flinging. He would have based it on detractor clips of DSP raging at Street Fighter, and flipping out on his own chat.

But Phil is only passionate about defending his own ego. He's too timid to really go in on the personal lives of other lolcows. And his attempted feuds have been duds.

Phil is lukewarm, neither hot nor cold, so Ashton shall spit DSP out of his mouth.

 

[Vic's Japanese Stepfather]

And his second message is

"just popping by to say hican't stay sadly! Everyone have a good night!"

SIX HOURS, SIX HOURS DAVE.

Pathetic. Did they acknowledge him at all? Even when he gifted subs? If not, it's so over.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I think PPP also overestimated Phil's ability to cut a promo and join in on Sektur shit flinging. He would have based it on detractor clips of DSP raging at Street Fighter, and flipping out on his own chat.

But Phil is only passionate about defending his own ego. He's too timid to really go in on the personal lives of other lolcows. And his attempted feuds have been duds.

Phil is lukewarm, neither hot nor cold, so Ashton shall spit DSP out of his mouth.

Nice Revelation reference


And Phil is just like Job, according to nobody but Phil

 

[JamFlowMan]

PPP's master plan: turn Phil into a Kino Paypig.

PPP proved my theory that if Phil never found Youtube success he would be one of his dents throwing money at a streamer begging for friendship.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

But Phil is only passionate about defending his own ego. He's too timid to really go in on the personal lives of other lolcows. And his attempted feuds have been duds.

Phil is lukewarm, neither hot nor cold, so Ashton shall spit DSP out of his mouth.

This was most evident when he did the video on Gunt. All he had to do was call Ethan Ralph a pill-popping alcoholic deadbeat dad living in a tin shack in some Mexican guy's backyard. What does Phail do instead? Talk about how his setup is shit and wonders why the video he reACKed to is in black and white. PPP was sending him layups with Gunt and Cog, two people who are way lamer and shittier than even Phail, and Phail failed to dunk on every single one.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

This was most evident when he did the video on Gunt. All he had to do was call Ethan Ralph a pill-popping alcoholic deadbeat dad living in a tin shack in some Mexican guy's backyard. What does Phail do instead? Talk about how his setup is shit and wonders why the video he reACKed to is in black and white. PPP was sending him layups with Gunt and Cog, two people who are way lamer and shittier than even Phail, and Phail failed to dunk on every single one.

Cog started commenting on Duty’s youtube video looking for clout. He got called out as a dent pretty quickly by people more familiar with him than me. He seems like a Phil-level loser though

 

[Mr. Brown]

This is the best way it could have played out. No grand backstabbing, no huge drama, just KC phasing Phil out without any fanfare or fuss. He's just another dent in their chat. I imagine that his weird skinwalking as PPP hasn't helped much either, his poor use of their nomenclature has been cringe as fuck.

He's been so, so desperate for them to return, invite him on the show and to be his fake friends again. For him to be pretty much ghosted by them will be killing him more than any other betrayal would have.

So much for people liking you now, Phil. Welcome back to obscurity.

I agree.

I think now has two options:
1. See it as a good couple of months and return back to his old style content, otherwise he alienates the people who actually will stick around as the KC fans disapear.
2. He doubles down, going deeper into the drama and shit flinging so that KC and other drama spheres hopefully pick him up again.

Either way it's a win for us. Phil is debasing himself and selling his self worth for peanuts while we get to watch.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I think Ashton is actually low key pissed about Phil; I think my theory about him was correct and that was PPP was for a chance giving him a moment of absolution to course correct but he failed to do so. I do think he is going to make an enemy out of KC though in the next coming weeks and Phil is going to start memory holing them but he actually can't because he wants them oh sweet whales.

Ppp is extremely religious, so when he was saying that the truth will set you free, he was literally pulling from scripture. Ppp doesn't want to be lied to.

 

[GoldenSpoon]

Ppp doesn't want to be lied to.

No one wants to be lied to.
Phil just can't seem to figure this simple piece of information out himself

 

[Twrx]

Phil has insulated himself with retards so heavily that he thinks no one can tell when he lies. Dude thinks he is the smartest person in the room, along with being the main character.

 

[Red Tools Wave]

Phil has insulated himself with retards so heavily that he thinks no one can tell when he lies. Dude thinks he is the smartest person in the room, along with being the main character.

Well I think he might be the smartest person in the room considering the Dents that are in that room. It time go and such....

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil really is that annoying kid brother that tries to glom onto the cool kids, but no one has the heart to tell him to fuck off. Instead, KC is continuing to use him as their useful idiot. Funny how that happens.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil has insulated himself with retards so heavily that he thinks no one can tell when he lies. Dude thinks he is the smartest person in the room, along with being the main character.

That is his problem. Retards are easily confused. Phil can ramble, change the subject and flash flickering lights to distract the dents. Normal people, not so much. Phil doesnt realize this yet