Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
hfuenms83 said:
The way he refers to googly eyes as friends is so weird here. It was pointed out before but back then it wasn't clear yet that it's her. Now after he made countless postings with photos and videos that it's the 2 of them travelling, it would probably be most expected that he refers to her by name here? Feels like he de-personifies her.
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He's using the art of subtlety to clue in any potential kozzupurae waifus that he's single and ready to take on the responsibility of being someone's baba otoko.

I'm excited for the post-vacation simping where he tells cosplay thots how cool and has-been-to-Japan he is as a flex
 
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Coming back to Chibi's thread after he's on the upswing in the Chibi cycle is just the best. He went to Japan again and is unsure of his employment situation, I can't wait until he starts trying to spit game at OF whores, only for them to feign interest because it's lucrative for them to do so. Chibi probably gives these thots the vibe that if given the chance Chibi would skin them alive and wear their skin, so it's best to placate him to avoid that fate and get him to part ways with his money.
 
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We are so back, chibi-bros.
The glorious nippon migration plan is upon us (again)!
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I know a guy who does this exact thing, announing something grand they're going to do with their life and then ultimately not following through at all. A grown man who is shaken to the core by a game of Among Us, with people he already knows no less, can not thrive making a culture shift like that. You can't just log out and play Fall Guys when the boss ghosts you for being weird or the NHK drones come knocking for their dues.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
Do you think he cares about small insignificant things like that? HE WENT TO JAPAN!
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Not just that. It's his THIRD time! He's like Nintendo Jesus as this point having gone to the promised land three times.

imstonedsoz said:
We are so back, chibi-bros.
The glorious nippon migration plan is upon us (again)!
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Yeah except N4 isn't going to impress anybody. It's literally the second lowest rank in terms of Japanese proficiency. This is "being able to understand basic Japanese". It should only take maybe 1000 hours to learn and Chibi has been at this how long? His vaunted Japanese classes, his time spent trying to learn the language and he's aiming for N4? Well I guess the old saying is true, if you don't try you can't really fail.

You want a real job in Japan? You need N2 or N3 if you happen to be really good at what you do. Sure N1 would be great but to be honest, most Japanese couldn't pass that as you need to know ALL the kanji. Whereas to get by... you really only need to know about 1000 of them and once you get 500 the rest just seem to fall into place as you can sus out their meaning from the radicals.

Also unless the job is English teacher he's not qualified for anything.

Kurphy C. Danish said:
You can't just log out and play Fall Guys when the boss ghosts you for being weird or the NHK drones come knocking for their dues.
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Just tell the NHK guys to fuck off. Legally they can't do a thing. And just play the dumb foreigner that doesn't understand Japanese if they insist they need to come in.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
then you realise the social isolation in Japan is the reason why they kill themselves so much, I guess.
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I always wonder who and where all of these “friends” in Japan he mentions are. Anyone in Japan who is remotely like him is a total neet shut in because normal Japanese people hate people like Chibi
 
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Looney Troons said:
I always wonder who and where all of these “friends” in Japan he mentions are.
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I do find it ironic he kept talking about wanting to go back to see all his friends he misses so much, and then was upset over leaving, but posting pictures of him and the cross eyed horror with one girl makes it seem like Cheebs is making it seem like he's more popular in Japan than he really is.
 
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GumballFapper said:
Is Chibi really going to fly over Asia during the iran israel war???
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Aren't Japan-US flights transpacific? Is the Earth flat after all?

imstonedsoz said:
We are so back, chibi-bros.
The glorious nippon migration plan is upon us (again)!
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N4 is useless, it won't even net him a night job in a convenience store, might need N3 minimum for that. It's also piss easy to get if you know what you're doing, people usually set their aim on N2 or N1, anything below that is purely for bragging, and only to other people who have no clue about what the levels mean. N4 is "can't even watch an anime episode without subtitles" level.

Falcon Sebben said:
You want a real job in Japan? You need N2 or N3 if you happen to be really good at what you do. Sure N1 would be great but to be honest, most Japanese couldn't pass that as you need to know ALL the kanji. Whereas to get by... you really only need to know about 1000 of them and once you get 500 the rest just seem to fall into place as you can sus out their meaning from the radicals.
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I'm sure most college educated Japanese people could ace the N1 with no effort, it doesn't require to know all the kanji, only the ones that are used in modern writing and literature, which are a bit less than 3000.
Inferring the meaning through radicals only works with a few basic ones, a bit more complexity and you're lost if you haven't memorized them. 虫 is bug, 角 can be horn, corner or angle, so what is 触? A pointy bug? No, it means touching.
 
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Grog said:
N4 is useless, it won't even net him a night job in a convenience store, might need N3 minimum for that. It's also piss easy to get if you know what you're doing, people usually set their aim on N2 or N1, anything below that is purely for bragging, and only to other people who have no clue about what the levels mean. N4 is "can't even watch an anime episode without subtitles" level.
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I heard that N2 is basically the same level as native Japanese elementary school kids or maybe even worse.

Achieving N2 level is an achievement for any foreigner and I don't want to take away their time and effort spent but let's be real, a 10 year old kid is still better than you without even trying.
 
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