Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%

  • Total voters
    335
Or they are engaged in the same dipshitery that Nick is. ...cocaine ...wife swapping ..."polyamory" (co-cucking) ...cheating ...heavy alcoholism. If Nick gets into trouble for this, then so will they. So they have to guard hard to save their own ass in the future.
There is not a doubt in my mind that Dax hooked Nick up with coke at some point. That's probably why he's been balldoguarding so hard since the initial arrest. Nick knows where the bodies are buried and Juju is sweating bullets (filled with cocaine).
 
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For those who don't follow the lawtube thread... Lawgic (Joe) just had a Kiwi dig up a bunch of possible court cases (5!) involving him, two lawtuberrs covered him today as well. All because Nick showed up to Joe's 100k subs stream.

Balldo adjacent testicular torsion...
Curse of Rekieta, everyone he associates with ends up with some terrible fate in the long run.
 
There is not a doubt in my mind that Dax hooked Nick up with coke at some point. That's probably why he's been balldoguarding so hard since the initial arrest. Nick knows where the bodies are buried and Juju is sweating bullets (filled with cocaine).
Could be or it could be any crack head homosexual they totally didn´t pick up on their frequent visits to gay bars. They flocked towards the balldos but Rackets and wife stoically brushed them all away - I honestly believe that because we got to know how well they manage their impulses.
 
He hasn't been seen in his studio in a while. He sounded awful in Lawgic's stream. He changed his mailing address. Did he lose access to his house and studio? Did they seize his computer for some reason?:thinking:
It is much more likely he is under supervision by his parents to stay clean, complete not-rehab (rehab is for addicts Stalker Child!) and eventually get his kids back on a permanent basis.

Kayla and him both live with HER parents, and you can count on the kids being there too, with unannounced CPS visits to have the druggies piss in a cup and check-ins on the kids.
 
It is much more likely he is under supervision by his parents to stay clean, complete not-rehab (rehab is for addicts Stalker Child!) and eventually get his kids back on a permanent basis.

Kayla and him both live with HER parents, and you can count on the kids being there too, with unannounced CPS visits to have the druggies piss in a cup and check-ins on the kids.
It would be pretty funny if in order to regain custody of his kids Nick's parents had to regain custody of him.
 
It is much more likely he is under supervision by his parents to stay clean, complete not-rehab (rehab is for addicts Stalker Child!) and eventually get his kids back on a permanent basis.

Kayla and him both live with HER parents, and you can count on the kids being there too, with unannounced CPS visits to have the druggies piss in a cup and check-ins on the kids.
I think it's more likely Kayla's parents live with the kids at the main house while Nick and Kayla can't live there. This was similar to a proposal they floated earlier. What I'd like to know is why Nick can't stream from his studio but can stream from that other room with crappy equipment.

My speculation is that he stipulated to KCHHS that he wouldn't live there or at spare house. Overnight streaming makes it look to KCHHS that he has unsupervised full-run of the house with the kids and they said stop. Common area access only. Swapping houses with the parents is a "creative solution" but I bet they got upset when they gamed it. So now it most look like, in all aspects, that they are not living there. Otherwise everyone would apply for the "swap but not really" option.
 
He hasn't been seen in his studio in a while. He sounded awful in Lawgic's stream. He changed his mailing address. Did he lose access to his house and studio? Did they seize his computer for some reason?
He may have ruined his PC streaming setup somehow. He briefly streamed at 1 FPS from his studio, then streamed from his kitchen counter for his Locals stream and Joe's stream on Sunday.

What I'd like to know is why Nick can't stream from his studio but can stream from that other room with crappy equipment.
It's his kitchen counter (facing away from the kitchen area) which he streamed from before May 2024, he probably broke his PC somehow.

So now it most look like, in all aspects, that they are not living there.
Why?
It's literally the same house. :story:
Can you explain your point?
 
It's his kitchen counter (facing away from the kitchen area) which he streamed from before May 2024, he probably broke his PC somehow.
Putting on my tinfoil hat here, I have noticed that he streamed from his kitchen more often when his children were not in the house. That combined with him changing his address makes me think the kids have been moved as part of the child case, Nick and Kayla have moved to be with them, and he goes back to the balldo bunker to stream to keep up appearances. May be a factor in him not streaming often as well.

ETA: he may also be avoiding streaming from his studio since April attended her zoom hearing there.
 
Why?
It's literally the same house. :story:
Can you explain your point?
Doh. Should have been "must" not "most."

I think KCHHS told him he must treat the kids house as separate from his own. Streaming overnight from the bunker looks like he is 1) unsupervised and 2) in private areas of home. KCHHS doesn't want this arrangement to look like Rekieta has more access than if the kids were removed to a foster home of a non-relative.

I think KCHHS called him out over balldo bunker streams so now he must only be in common areas of the kids home just like if he was visiting a random foster home. In all appearance, they made him move including where he receives mail and court correspondence. KCHHS needs a different address to drop by and check on him. It's the "creative solution" the GAL alluded to.

I think the "Nick won" narrative of getting his kids back was a lie. I think the KCHHS requirement of sobriety and treatment is the starting point for unsupervised visitation. The kids moved back to their house as Nick and Kayla moved out. Until treatment is done and sobriety established, only supervised visitation.
 
Now for some autism.
This South Park episode always made my blood boil, Chewbacca lives on Kassheek, not Endor, this was proven before Endor or Ewoks were even part of the Star Wars canon.
I knew that fact when I watched the episode which actually added another layer to that joke for me, since the “Chewbacca defense” isn’t even factually accurate.

Well, Styx got arrested.

Man, even the Balldoguards aren't doing so well. First Riley. Now Styx. Nick putting on the Sonichu medallion seems to have affected everybody around him.

Can Dick be not that far behind? Let's hope!

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Dick has this uncanny ability to cause the downfall of everyone around him while coming out more or less unscathed. I think when his downfall finally comes it’ll be like the Seinfeld finale.

Its truly a mystery how a decent chunk of people that support Nick either struggle with the law or are simple just shitty people.

At this point someone should make a list and attach the crimes each person has committed.
The only people who run defense for Rekieta are his hypnotized fanbase (dwindling), grifters like Barnes, or lolbertarian hedonists like Styx or Juju and his clique. It’s actually turned me off libertarianism in general since you realize they only hold the principles that they do because they need to justify getting high/drunk all day and fucking whoever they want.
 
I think KCHHS called him out over balldo bunker streams so now he must only be in common areas of the kids home just like if he was visiting a random foster home. In all appearance, they made him move including where he receives mail and court correspondence. KCHHS needs a different address to drop by and check on him. It's the "creative solution" the GAL alluded to.
The Balldo bunker is a safe that is right off of his "music room" which I would assume is reasonable to call a kids' space, and I think he has even called it a kids' space in the past. The music room might also just be a generic play space for the kids, which would further reinforce this.
I think the "Nick won" narrative of getting his kids back was a lie. I think the KCHHS requirement of sobriety and treatment is the starting point for unsupervised visitation. The kids moved back to their house as Nick and Kayla moved out. Until treatment is done and sobriety established, only supervised visitation.
"The kids are back in the house" says nothing about whether Nick is in the same house. It will be interesting to re-watch the gloat stream about this in light of the change of address and the new theories. This is exactly how Nick might twist words to turn a huge L into a fake win.
He may have ruined his PC streaming setup somehow. He briefly streamed at 1 FPS from his studio, then streamed from his kitchen counter for his Locals stream and Joe's stream on Sunday.
I would personally pin this on the following three things:
  1. Nick's wifi setup is probably trash
  2. He may have downgraded his internet to save money
  3. Rumble's infrastructure is shit and can't deal with packet loss, high latency, or bursty connections
 
I knew that fact when I watched the episode which actually added another layer to that joke for me, since the “Chewbacca defense” isn’t even factually accurate.
The entire point of the joke is that Cochran just spouts bullshit that's wrong. I'm convinced the guy you're quoting did not even get the joke, but got mad anyways because 🧩.

Curse of Rekieta, everyone he associates with ends up with some terrible fate in the long run.
Rekieta—along with Dick Masterson—act like open flames of degeneracy for retarded moths to self-immolate in. Doomed individuals seek the warm embrace of Dick and Nick.

Dick Masterson in particular seems to be the primary magnet of misfortune.
 
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