Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[bbbandito]

my family has been in the salvage business for at least four generations. no telling how many generations more, since we're levites and that's part of what the levites always did - pick through the wreckage for anything valuable that can be recovered

lol you're proud of your family being literal garbage-people

 

[ON 190]

i need to prove nothing to you

No, you don't need to, but every time we mention that stuff you get hyper-defensive and apparently want to prove stuff to us.

the documents exist. find them or not not.

No, they don't. There's no record of any appeals to your case, and it's like @BigTodd, @AnOminous, and I have said: you can appeal a guilty plea, but it's rare to get an appeal and it's only to appeal the sentence. You served your sentence. What do you expect them to do? Grant you the appeal and then travel back in time? Also... "find them or not not." Nice grammar there.

i have no fucks to give about that.

Then stop coming here.

 

[Army Burger]

For the love of god, stop taking dumps in pans and posting it online. We're not amuzed by that shit.

I knew that word salad looked like shit for a reason...

 

[CWCchange]

Every other word that comes out your gypsy mongoloid trap is "chickenshit," and almost every other lolcow which we interact with comes up with better insults. I could tell you to go kill yourself, but trash will someday. Until the time comes, please exert more effort in your fat-fingered keystrokes to justify eating from a dumpster.

Also, admins please change and lock his avatar to something more flattering.

 

[ON 190]

overaffluent

Please give us your definition of "overaffluent," which is not actually a word.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

suppositions of mean, stupid people are always amusing. i need to prove nothing to you anonymous chickenshit, mentally unwell, overaffluent assholes with way too much time on your hands. nobody gives a fuck what you think of me except other mean, stupid people i could give a shit less about. the documents exist. find them or not not. i have no fucks to give about that.

You are terrible at this.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

You are terrible at this.

you're stupid if you think this board's "findings" about anybody have any influence anywhere but on this board and it's offshoots.

Please give us your definition of "overaffluent," which is not actually a word.

af·flu·ent
ˈaflo͞oənt,əˈflo͞oənt/
adjective

1. 1.
   (especially of a group or area) having a great deal of money; wealthy.
   "the affluent societies of the western world"
   synonyms: wealthy, rich, prosperous, well off, moneyed, well-to-do; More
   
   
2. 2.
   archaic
   (of water) flowing freely or in great quantity.

noun
archaic

1. 1.
   a tributary stream.
   
   overaffluent means you have more than you need or deserve.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

you're stupid if you think this board's "findings" about anybody have any influence anywhere but on this board and it's offshoots.

af·flu·ent
ˈaflo͞oənt,əˈflo͞oənt/
adjective

1. 1.
   (especially of a group or area) having a great deal of money; wealthy.
   "the affluent societies of the western world"
   synonyms: wealthy, rich, prosperous, well off, moneyed, well-to-do; More
   
   
2. 2.
   archaic
   (of water) flowing freely or in great quantity.

noun
archaic

1. 1.
   a tributary stream.
   
   overaffluent means you have more than you need or deserve.

Most people here are working stiffs like everyone else. You're making assumptions about people simply because you don't like them.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

you're stupid if you think this board's "findings" about anybody have any influence anywhere but on this board and it's offshoots.

af·flu·ent
ˈaflo͞oənt,əˈflo͞oənt/
adjective

1. 1.
   (especially of a group or area) having a great deal of money; wealthy.
   "the affluent societies of the western world"
   synonyms: wealthy, rich, prosperous, well off, moneyed, well-to-do; More
   
   
2. 2.
   archaic
   (of water) flowing freely or in great quantity.

noun
archaic

1. 1.
   a tributary stream.
   
   overaffluent means you have more than you need or deserve.

You mean "over affluent". Overaffluent isn't a word.

You know this because you went to the dictionary and didn't find it but instead of admitting your mistake you're trying to cheese your way through this like a bitch.

 

[ON 190]

overaffluent means you have more than you need or deserve.

Tommy, do you know what I do for a living or how much I get paid? Also, it would be "over-affluent." The hyphen is the important part grammatically.

I'll ignore that you assumed I'm an idiot and didn't know what "affluent" meant. I'll also ignore that I asked you to tell me what it meant in your own words.

 

[AnOminous]

you're stupid if you think this board's "findings" about anybody have any influence anywhere but on this board and it's offshoots.

af·flu·ent

Better affluent than effluent, which you are.

 

[Curt Sibling]

you're stupid if you think this board's "findings" about anybody have any influence anywhere but on this board and it's offshoots.

af·flu·ent
ˈaflo͞oənt,əˈflo͞oənt/
adjective

1. 1.
   (especially of a group or area) having a great deal of money; wealthy.
   "the affluent societies of the western world"
   synonyms: wealthy, rich, prosperous, well off, moneyed, well-to-do; More
   
   
2. 2.
   archaic
   (of water) flowing freely or in great quantity.

noun
archaic

1. 1.
   a tributary stream.
   
   overaffluent means you have more than you need or deserve.

Flatulent: A loud and offensive fart. Or worse, an old a pederastic one called Tommy.

 

[Bionic the Hedgehog]

Ew. It's like Chris in 20 years.

 

[BigTodd]

You can appeal a plea bargain although it almost never succeeds, but as with anything else, filing deadlines apply and are long past. While filing deadlines can be waived for good cause "lol I just figured I'd challenge it whenever they pick me up" isn't good cause.

Right. From a practical standpoint, Tommy can't appeal the plea, just the sentence. He wouldn't be able to change his plea to not guilty, he'd only be able to appeal the sentence... And only if he filed the appeal in a timely manner. He can't reopen the case because he refuses to pay the fine decades later.

In summary, Tommy is an impotent buffoon.

 

[Randall Fragg]

you're stupid if you think this board's "findings" about anybody have any influence anywhere but on this board and it's offshoots.

af·flu·ent
ˈaflo͞oənt,əˈflo͞oənt/
adjective

1. 1.
   (especially of a group or area) having a great deal of money; wealthy.
   "the affluent societies of the western world"
   synonyms: wealthy, rich, prosperous, well off, moneyed, well-to-do; More
   
   
2. 2.
   archaic
   (of water) flowing freely or in great quantity.

noun
archaic

1. 1.
   a tributary stream.
   
   overaffluent means you have more than you need or deserve.

Aka "we're not a bunch of deplorible bums who do nothing but smoke weed and rape 14 year olds, like Tommy Wasserburg".
Nigga, I make mad stacks slinging crack on the street, the cops just can't keep the heat, all the other motherfuckers can't get me beat, you're a filthy tranny with not so fleet feet, you need a hoverround to cruise down the street. Listen up motherfucker cause I'm eating steak,
While you're in an allyway eatin dumpster cake,
Cause you're a fucking hobo who like to rape,
Pray we don't meet cause there's no escape,
From my tricked out with the golden plate.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

He's mad at a user he thinks is some guy who uses alcohol.
He uses "on psych meds" as an insult with mind-numbing repetitiveness (as he does many other things, but YKWIM).

He was busted with a minimum of three kinds of drugs. Oh, but it was a "bad arrest" and even his plea bargain was totally "under duress" and blah blah.

I mean, that's fine, dude. Have your preference in substances, but don't even come in here like one preference is somehow more moral or even more healthy than the rest. We've heard it all before, how you can't kill yourself by the mere act of swallowing a vial of liquid LSD (although the person you stole it from certainly might kill you for ingesting a whole lot of their potential profit), and how cannabis is God's gift to mankind and blah blah etc. It's not like nobody here has read The Emperor Wears No Clothes, which admittedly is a great, concise history of hemp and marijuana prohibition, but dear Jack Herer now up in the sky with Abbie Hoffman and the rest, that is a contender for "title with least direct relation to subject matter in the history of nonfiction books." (One might be excused for thinking it was a political tract about Ronald Reagan and his compulsive fucking around Hollywood after the Jane Wyman divorce.) There are also reasons that people keep finding new ways to hyper-concentrate their smokable forms or simply make nice brownies, rather than continuing to sacrifice their lungs to the Zig Zag man -- except you, I guess. Pot is lovely but not even remotely harmless (like alcohol, and similar to the way head meds are useful but not harmless), and no, it doesn't "cure" cancer either. If it were a "cure," David Bowie, who was a zillionaire at the time of his diagnosis and lived in New York, a major point of import, would still be alive. All of which is to say: a fucking break, give us one. Even if literally every user on this board needed Prozac, or habitually got drunk off our asses and drove in mad circles trying to make a helicopter landing pad... wait, that's you... you still don't see any of us filming ourselves ripping bong hits and then painfully horking up entire lung lobes. How are you in Tucson with no ability to get dabs? Oh, hang on, I think I know. By being an asshole.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

overaffluent means you have more than you need or deserve.

lol who are you to dictate what other people 'deserve'

do you write for the Guardian in your spare time?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

He's mad at a user he thinks is some guy who uses alcohol.
He uses "on psych meds" as an insult with mind-numbing repetitiveness (as he does many other things, but YKWIM).

He was busted with a minimum of three kinds of drugs. Oh, but it was a "bad arrest" and even his plea bargain was totally "under duress" and blah blah.

I mean, that's fine, dude. Have your preference in substances, but don't even come in here like one preference is somehow more moral or even more healthy than the rest. We've heard it all before, how you can't kill yourself by the mere act of swallowing a vial of liquid LSD (although the person you stole it from certainly might kill you for ingesting a whole lot of their potential profit), and how cannabis is God's gift to mankind and blah blah etc. It's not like nobody here has read The Emperor Wears No Clothes, which admittedly is a great, concise history of hemp and marijuana prohibition, but dear Jack Herer now up in the sky with Abbie Hoffman and the rest, that is a contender for "title with least direct relation to subject matter in the history of nonfiction books." (One might be excused for thinking it was a political tract about Ronald Reagan and his compulsive fucking around Hollywood after the Jane Wyman divorce.) There are also reasons that people keep finding new ways to hyper-concentrate their smokable forms or simply make nice brownies, rather than continuing to sacrifice their lungs to the Zig Zag man -- except you, I guess. Pot is lovely but not even remotely harmless (like alcohol, and similar to the way head meds are useful but not harmless), and no, it doesn't "cure" cancer either. If it were a "cure," David Bowie, who was a zillionaire at the time of his diagnosis and lived in New York, a major point of import, would still be alive. All of which is to say: a fucking break, give us one. Even if literally every user on this board needed Prozac, or habitually got drunk off our asses and drove in mad circles trying to make a helicopter landing pad... wait, that's you... you still don't see any of us filming ourselves ripping bong hits and then painfully horking up entire lung lobes. How are you in Tucson with no ability to get dabs? Oh, hang on, I think I know. By being an asshole.

Tommy dabbing? He'd have to get a torch and would be near a red hot nail whenever he's stoned...

I support it.

 

[BigTodd]

I guess it should come as no surprise that Tommy doesn't support violence against rapists. I can't imagine why.

...and as usual Toots makes this about himself, demands people not support violence against rapists and makes the shocking declaration that he himself has thwarted attempted rapes and thus is justified in appropriating the social justice points that rape victims "earn". Way to go Toots!

 

[repentance]

Please give us your definition of "overaffluent," which is not actually a word.

Tommy has a hateboner for affluent people because his parents are well off and don't share their affluence with him.

Does anyone really think Tommy hates money and capitalism so much that if he inherits something when his parents die he'll renounce the inheritance/give the money away?