Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
These sin ghouls all look like escapees from William Hogarth's The Rake's Progress, a series of paintings showing the tolls of sin and degeneracy.
ChatGPT, generate me William Hogarth's "The Inspection", with the libertine replaced with Nick Rekieta and his ailing wife replaced with April Imholte. Draw stink lines coming from her. Replace the pill case between the libertine's legs with a hot pink Balldo, and replace the case in his hand with a bottle of Summer's Eve. Draw everything in the style of William Hogarth's paintings.
 
While April's shift can happen on the vertical of her face, Kayla's shift can happen on the horizontal. Below is a comparison with a Disney villainess whose mouth is smiling, but the eyes are telegraphing something else:
Kayla has had a shit ton of plastic surgery over the last 5 years, in a vain attempt to fix that "destroyed" body that Nick kept complaining about.

Along with the bolt-ons, she's had at least one face lift, and God knows what else done to her face. I doubt she's able to move her eyebrows at all anymore. Emoting using facial expressions is essentially impossible for her now.
 
I see this new narrative forming. That Kayla cheated on Nick, and that is why Nick opened up their marriage.

"Tldr during the depp trial Kayla was left alone and bored and started to form a close relationship with male ST fan. This was anywhere from a friend, to emotional cheating to potentially actual cheating and Nicks worst day ever. May also be how the relationship got 'opened up'"

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Jim Purphy's account was created March 2022 and appears well used, so I don't think that he is a Nick Rekieta sock. He seems to be a bit of an alog (no room to bash him there).

This is where I found that message.

I don't buy it. Not that women don't cheat. But that Nick is such a narcissist he would not abide that lack of control of her cheating. Plus there is plenty of evidence that they were pretty degenerate for a long time prior to the Depp trial.

But I do wonder if this is the story Nick is singing to April, and that he may tell others on the side, hoping that it will leak out. Kind of like how he tells stories to Barnes and others with the expectation his narrative will leak out.
 
ChatGPT, generate me William Hogarth's "The Inspection", with the libertine replaced with Nick Rekieta and his ailing wife replaced with April Imholte. Draw stink lines coming from her. Replace the pill case between the libertine's legs with a hot pink Balldo, and replace the case in his hand with a bottle of Summer's Eve. Draw everything in the style of William Hogarth's paintings.

Not ChatGPT, but the best I could do:

1 million hrs mspaint.png

15 mins in mspaint do not steal
 
I see this new narrative forming. That Kayla cheated on Nick, and that is why Nick opened up their marriage.

"Tldr during the depp trial Kayla was left alone and bored and started to form a close relationship with male ST fan. This was anywhere from a friend, to emotional cheating to potentially actual cheating and Nicks worst day ever. May also be how the relationship got 'opened up'"
None of this is new. It was Aaron who stated that Kayla wanted some sort of relationship with someone she met on a Star Trek online game (I guess a mobile game of some sort).

To my knowledge, Aaron did not specify a time range other than that it was in the past and the "during the Depp trial" is fake lore that developed in this thread because people wanted to attach it to the "worst day" narrative.

If you want more specific information, you can find it by searching this thread and Aaron's thread.

Then suddenly, for no reason, April decided to UNPIN the only pics she has with Nick on Instagram. They used to be pinned proudly at the very top of her profile, but now you gotta scroll down to find them. What gives?
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It could be because Aaron's in the picture, to be fair.
 
I dunno who here is watching the Lawtube thread, but Joe's situation keeps getting funnier. He might be even worse of a lawyer than Nick, Ty Beard, and Barnes.

Like, disbarment level bad. Or at least a censure of some kind.

Start here:


Everybody left in Nick's camp now seems to have pretty serious moral or ethical issues.

Kayla has had a shit ton of plastic surgery over the last 5 years, in a vain attempt to fix that "destroyed" body that Nick kept complaining about.

Along with the bolt-ons, she's had at least one face lift, and God knows what else done to her face. I doubt she's able to move her eyebrows at all anymore. Emoting using facial expressions is essentially impossible for her now.
That's okay. All she needs to do is watch Star Trek and drool. Nick got himself a new hole to open the cans of SpaghettiOs for the kids (or at least I hope she's managing to do that). She even promised she wouldn't cheat on him! How nice!

I see this new narrative forming. That Kayla cheated on Nick, and that is why Nick opened up their marriage.
Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if the Balldoguards try to run with that. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu already pointed out last month that Spectre is running with the cope that Nick was totally wonderful and genuine all these years, but then evil Kayla corrupted him, and that's why everything is now a mess. It might even be a directed narrative from Nick.

Even if it doesn't originate from Nick himself, it's laughable bullshit.

Even if you wanna entertain the idea Kayla initiated the swinging, Nick had a responsibility, as head of household, and a father, to say no. To not become a polyamorous cuck who engages in activity that endangers his kids. Get a divorce, FFS, like a normal goddamned person.

But I don't buy even that. Not even for a minute. Nick's scumfuckery is the type that's innate. I don't believe people learn or adapt to be like this. I don't believe his wife changed him into a degenerate. That she somehow goaded him into becoming a degenerate. He is and likely always has been. It's just that he previously hid it really well.

He is naturally selfish, self-indulgent, and narcissistic person. A broken human being. He knew what he was doing. He enjoyed what he was doing. He's been on the Internet long enough to know open marriages are a catastrophe waiting to happen (plenty of examples on KF). But, as usual, he thinks he's smarter than everybody else and his case would be different (spoiler: he's not, and it's not).

I have changed my view on Faran's claim about that conversation she allegedly had with Nick years ago. The one where Nick claimed Kayla wanted to swing. I initially wrote it off as bullshit that couldn't be corroborated, but I now think it that conversation probably happened pretty close to how Faran related. What I think, though, is Nick was projecting on Kayla something he very much wanted to do himself. At most, I would believe they both mutually came to realization they wanted to do this crap.

Similarly, I don't believe Kayla was unhappy with her body (at least at first), as much as I believe NICK was unhappy with her body.

Make no mistake, Nick is the conductor on this express train to hell. Kayla ain't innocent, sure, but Nick is in charge. He'd have it no other way.

I don't buy it.
Good. You shouldn't. Nick will run with anything where something bad that happened to him is not his fault. Always.

To my knowledge, Aaron did not specify a time range other than that it was in the past and the "during the Depp trial" is fake lore that developed in this thread because people wanted to attach it to the "worst day" narrative.
Correct.

And I have to say, I might be one of the few people here who does not give a single solitary FUCK what his "worst day" is. You will note I never discuss it. I never understood the fascination with trying to run that down. As if it's the key to something.

Honestly, I'd just assume his new worst day is DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED. And the one before that was the police taking a battering ram to his front door. And the one before that was losing his appeal to Monty. One thing led to another.

"Worst day" is a moving target for Rekieta right now.
 
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