Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Laygs For Days]

Her ye! Her ye!
Come get your spooky pfps!

Spoiler: Yummy mumm🧌

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Happy season

Thank you, much better than my half assed attempt was!

 

[just lurking]

You can see Anna's food addiction in the threads. Not everyone gets up and goes "oh boy, I'm excited to eat yogurt for breakfast!" Because we're not deathfats who get excited about everything that enters our mouth. I eat yogurt for breakfast because its good and easy. Anna can't seem to understand that and would rather have a bakery item

 

[Breadbear]

This is the whole waffle/pancake BS from Twitter all over again.

"I like waffles"
"Oh, so you're saying you don't like pancakes?"

I get it, cake is tastier than yogurt because of course it is, but I eat more yogurt than cake because I'm not a water buffalo larping as an influencer.

 

[Clotso Coof]

One of those 5.3oz containers of Greek yogurt (FAGE/Chobani/Aldi brand) is a convenient, healthy way to get 12 grams of protein in about 120 calories. You can grab one on the way out the door and stick it in your purse with a plastic spoon.

What else works that well in a pinch, with those kind of macros, and ISN'T a chalky protein bar? But the mere idea offends Anna because she knows those damn skinnies are chosing yogurt over a 700 calorie chocolate stuffed pastry. Therefore, only assholes eat yogurt.

 

[glass_houses]

This is the whole waffle/pancake BS from Twitter all over again.

"I like waffles"
"Oh, so you're saying you don't like pancakes?"

I get it, cake is tastier than yogurt because of course it is, but I eat more yogurt than cake because I'm not a water buffalo larping as an influencer.

I think that it's perfectly normal to get enthusiastic about a rare treat. Going out for a good meal at a fancy Cafe or restaurant for the first time in a long time is something to look forward to, and if the meal is awful it's reasonable to be upset or annoyed, especially if it was expensive and you had to hoard your meager shekles in advance to be able to afford it.

The problem with addicts like deathfats or alcoholics is that they don't understand that their substance of choice isn't nearly as important to other people as it is to them, and when that's made clear they become incredibly defensive. The idea that someone can take or leave a glass of booze or a plate of delicious snacks and that it's no big deal either way drags the addict's squirming insecurities and weaknesses into the light like a Friday night B movie monster being chained up in the village square for peasants to poke at.

 

[thejackal2]

Perma virgin energy.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[thejackal2]

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Everytime i see that (very old) photo of her I just think of how much the plaque doctor bird resembles her jay leno face.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Does Threads pay her to write these banalities, or is this just her offering us an uncensored look into her (boring, tasteless) brain because she thinks she’s just that charming?

Definitely the latter.

Anna's a massive phony, but her Threads posts are the closest we're going to get to seeing the "real" Anna, and just how banal she really is.

 

[Jizzrag]

The problem with addicts like deathfats or alcoholics is that they don't understand that their substance of choice isn't nearly as important to other people as it is to them, and when that's made clear they become incredibly defensive. The idea that someone can take or leave a glass of booze or a plate of delicious snacks and that it's no big deal either way drags the addict's squirming insecurities and weaknesses into the light like a Friday night B movie monster being chained up in the village square for peasants to poke at.

Not all addicts are blithering retards like Anna. I don’t know what kind of addicts you’re used to, but the alkies I know are well aware that their habbit is destructive, and they neither expects nor wants other to drink like them.

 

[thejackal2]

Not all addicts are blithering retards like Anna. I don’t know what kind of addicts you’re used to, but the alkies I know are well aware that their habbit is destructive, and they neither expects nor wants other to drink like them.

Like the best cows, a shocking lack of self awareness is a great quality for followers. There have been moments when even Chantal and AL have shown more than Anna. Anna might not be as publicly gluttonous as Chantal or as misshaped as big Al but when it comes to lack of self awareness Anna is our prized pig.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Perma virgin energy.
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She doesn’t like picnics on the ground because she’s worried she wont be able to get up after.

EditFor those confused, Remember the pool chaises? She’s going to have to get on all fours and/or use a tree trunk/ branch to hoist herself up. She doesn’t mind if there’s a picnic table.

 

[Angry New Ager]

She doesn’t like picnics on the ground because she’s worried she wont be able to get up after.

I can't imagine that sitting on the ground would be remotely comfortable for her; in fact, she likely wouldn't be able to sit on the ground without her legs splayed out in a really indecorous way. Sitting cross-legged, or in any other position that didn't make her look like she'd been dumped there, just isn't going to happen.

And yeah, the lowering herself to the ground and getting back up afterward with any grace at all? Nope. Nor can she cop a quick squat in the bushes, which is why she specified needing a restroom close at hand.

Part of me thinks, "That's really sad, that she's deprived herself of the simple pleasure of a picnic on the grass," but it's Anna, so I can't feel bad about it.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Picnics also involve eating a finite amount of food in front of another person. I can see why Anna might not enjoy that.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She has a different idea of fitting then most.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Imagine this 500 pound retard spinning around in your expensive salon chair. Fuck she’s awful.

 

[Jizzrag]

I know this goes without saying, but she does not fit in that chair. She’s spilling out of it.

 

[OttoWest]

I know this goes without saying, but she does not fit in that chair. She’s spilling out of it.

And the fat squeezed in from the sides is pushing her already-padded behind even higher. Basically she’s sitting on a one foot thick cushion of ass fat:

She’s raised so high it’s as it would be if a regular person sat on the armrest.

 

[AzurePastures]

"the 0.25 tsp of bleach i need to cover your 50 strands of hair, when you're sober enough to show up, doesn't cover the cost of you breaking this chair. please be careful and stop making those jerky dance moves you usually do to distract from how ashamed you are to be out in public."

 

[thejackal2]

I like that her butt padding is so thick even tho she's a tall gorl her legs can't touch the ground even on the lowest setting. Anna pays this woman what, like 300 or so bucks every month for an hour of her time? She's a whale client in more ways than one and yet she thinks they are friends. Sad.