Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Purple Man]

After seeing this picture I am convinced Anisa is keeping him on a chain and forcing him to make videos

I find it quite hilarious, because allegedly grAnisa forced him to stop creating Content Cops, only to realize in hindsight, that it was it what made him relevant.
And they can't go back, so it wouldn't target any of her potential friends.

Hell, I remember from one of Kino Cassino Clips (thanks for making the Jomhas' slopcast watchable and entertaining guys) that they went prescription shopping, because the previous drugs made Ian sluggish and uninterested in making videos, so he needed other drugs to energize him.
Doesn't look like it worked in bringing a second wind to his career, but hey - at least he's creating some slop. Another question would be if he should.

 

[Clancee]

I am convinced Anisa is keeping him on a chain and forcing him to make videos like Todd was forcing Jesse to cook meth.

Even when he was at his absolute lowest, Jesse still managed to cook extremely pure meth, even if it wasn't his best. Ian can't even make good content anymore, it would be sad if he hadn't done this to himself.

 

[stupid frog]

Drats! the links don't work as far as I've seen

Use the archive link, I saw it.

Hunter Avalone

Isn't he on Brianna Wu's payroll?

 

[Mac Monster]

He needs to pick a grift and lean fully into it. Breadtube slop is probably the best option because the fans of that stuff will watch it unquestioningly and clap like seals if you parrot their opinions. Only issue is I genuinely don’t think Ian can emotionally handle making content that is at all controversial or thought provoking because people will call him out for being a fucking idiot and bruise his and Anisa’s ego(s), either way he’s going to get hate from his detractors but he’s also risking pissing off somebody in that community and getting sucked into more drama where he’s inevitably going to humiliate himself once again.

The other option is to just keep making retarded tier lists and videos like that, just formulaic slop that’s going to net at best 150k views. They might not make as much money, but they’ll be so inoffensive and ignored that Ian won’t receive nearly the criticism he normally would for them.

Whichever type of content he tries to pursue, Ian can never escape his own reputation. He's always going to be known as the one guy who made funny internet videos before becoming a massive faggot just to be with some used-up whore. While he can moderate his discord and youtube channels to remove any dissenting comments, anywhere else on the internet he'll continue to be a laughing stock.

 

[SpookyObserver]

You want stupid? EthanisOnline in the women's card, cunt just declared himself trans.

Now THERES a guy who would still lose even in womens competitions, hes fucking awful at everything!

 

[passionpoop]

I think his face changed from Anisa sucking the joy out of him.

Personally I think he must have NPD tendencies at the least, in that video he’s clearly gaining life and energy from humiliating her And slapping her in the face, plus he has himself said he didn’t feel empathy til 30 which is nuts.

But damn if Anisa didn’t totally win. She set out to destroy him and won.

I feel that it's just the 'tism. The slapping I mean. Autistic folks do plenty of weird, socially unacceptable shit, and I'd bet a lot he didn't immediately realize how rude it was. You can see him not comprehending it even in the video.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I normally don't shill youtubers but...

Ian somehow wasn't the biggest bitch talked about in the video as Noah Samsen responded to it while trying to not look mad.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Ian somehow wasn't the biggest bitch talked about in the video as Noah Samsen responded to it while trying to not look mad.

I've watched that video and what a insufferable cunt, holy shit.
I fucking hate this high horse lefty talking style while totally not pretending you aren't mad by hiding through "clever" sarcasm and millennial writing.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I fucking hate this high horse lefty talking style while totally not pretending you aren't mad by hiding through "clever" sarcasm and millennial writing.

The fact he is doing 5 reps on bench press while almost moaning as a finisher really tied the whole thing together that he totes isn't insecure about his own masculinity.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I find it quite hilarious, because allegedly grAnisa forced him to stop creating Content Cops, only to realize in hindsight, that it was it what made him relevant.
And they can't go back, so it wouldn't target any of her potential friends.

Hell, I remember from one of Kino Cassino Clips (thanks for making the Jomhas' slopcast watchable and entertaining guys) that they went prescription shopping, because the previous drugs made Ian sluggish and uninterested in making videos, so he needed other drugs to energize him.
Doesn't look like it worked in bringing a second wind to his career, but hey - at least he's creating some slop. Another question would be if he should.

Imagine marrying someone who's somewhat internet famous and earns a decent amount of money from his internet fame, then you start changing him because political grifting is the big thing these days and your husband goes from controversial/edgy (if we can even call him that, it's not like he was a Sam Pepper kind of content creator, he had decent takes on e-girls and he unboxed literal shit sent to him) to a literal drug zombie that you can't force into making cahntent.

Good job Anus. Keep him drugged and then get yourself medicated to the point of obesity and sluggishness so you don't want to make your shitty podcast. No amount of medicine will fix the identity crisis, you BPD monster.

 

[cumster]

that last video lol, i think the "ian will troon out" comments are way off the mark, but i wouldnt be surprised if he ends up becoming a breadtuber, what with trying to own everyone who isn't on the left

 

[Sheogorath]

This is a goldmine.

seems way too tryhard to me not actually racist or funny

 

[Smithfield Ham]

When you're such a good feminist ally you get into an abusive relationship with a woman who publicly humiliates you and wants to turn you into a mindless extension of herself.

 

[soulgains]

Even when he was at his absolute lowest, Jesse still managed to cook extremely pure meth, even if it wasn't his best. Ian can't even make good content anymore, it would be sad if he hadn't done this to himself.

Not being able to say nigger anymore really did a number on the boy. In all seriousness, Ian is a cautionary tale in low self esteem and being a virgin in your 20s. He latched onto the first psycho bitch that gave him attention, he literally could've found any woman on the face of the planet but he chose Anus. Imagine if he ended up dating some edgy Black girl that approved of him saying niggerfaggot, he could've kept on being an edgelord and when retards would criticize him his fans could point to his Black GF. His potential was limitless, this nigger got Post Malone and Pewdiepie to appear in his videos. He could've done anything but he chose this. While im amused by Ian Johma and his downward spiral, I wish I lived in the timeline where he maintained his integrity.

 

[Leo Frank]

anisa hating women again



If there’s a CC3 (doubtful) there better be a fucking troon against a bio ally woman on that card

 

[Mac Monster]

anisa hating women again

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If there’s a CC3 (doubtful) there better be a fucking troon against a bio ally woman on that card

This just makes the troon look like an even more pathetic loser. He couldn't even get the bronze medal despite having every conceivable advantage.

 

[KADZ92]

In all seriousness, Ian is a cautionary tale in low self esteem and being a virgin in your 20s. He latched onto the first psycho bitch that gave him attention, he literally could've found any woman on the face of the planet but he chose Anus.

Anisa, aka Anus, was his first girlfriend. Before her, he never had a girlfriend because he was too shy. Being a virgin in your 20s isn't bad in and of itself. The problem Ian has is he thinks Anus is the best woman he can get and he doesn't think he deserves someone better. He does not know how to deal with the opposite sex.

He is the complete opposite of Faze Censor, who is not a simp. Faze broke up with Yanet, an attractive Mexican weatherwoman, because she was an alleged gold digger. Ian is a simp who chose to cling to Anisa and will never divorce her.

Do y'all think their marriage will last long?

 

[cumster]

The problem Ian has is he thinks Anus is the best woman he can get and he doesn't think he deserves someone better.

ehhh, that changes with time once the person gets some self-confidence... tho with how destructive anisa is, she might be intentionally ruining his self-confidence so he doesn't come to the realization of "oh my god, there are tons of far better, more attractive women out there! i gotta get out of here!"

Do y'all think their marriage will last long?

there are 4 possibilities imo:
1. they both settle for each other
2. ian has a sobering experience, realizes what kind of an unattractive, horrible person he married, and divorces
3. anisa hops on another man's dick and divorces
4. they both settle for each other, but anisa ends up fucking people she finds more attractive behind his back in secret

personally my money is on 1, 2, and maybe 4
anisa seems too insecure and too craving for approval from people (including ian, despite walking all over him at the same time) to go for a leap such as to divorce; cheating's not out of the question, since she has done that at least once already in the past LOL

but the cheating thing is also kinda shaky - who the FUCK would want to bang an ugly 31 yo woman with shit tattoos everywhere? not any influencer worth his salt, and if she's looking to "fuck up" nobody is going to get with her lmfao - she's way past her prime, has cheated, and has shown that she is destructive to a man's career, nobody would want to risk their livelihood for a low-quality woman like that

she's in such a funny position where she depends on ian because she's so insecure, and has nowhere to go in terms of gold-digging, but she also actively destroys his self-confidence
it's so funny man, ian's such a moron

 

[passionpoop]

2. ian has a sobering experience, realizes what kind of an unattractive, horrible person he married, and divorces

Didn't she tell the world he shits himself on stream? If he didn't leave her then, he'll never leave her.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

there are 4 possibilities imo:
1. they both settle for each other
2. ian has a sobering experience, realizes what kind of an unattractive, horrible person he married, and divorces
3. anisa hops on another man's dick and divorces
4. they both settle for each other, but anisa ends up fucking people she finds more attractive behind his back in secret

You forgot another likely option: murder-suicide.