Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Magnitude2717 said:
Does anybody have any 'entry-level' easily digestible Cyraxx content? I'd show someone SmokeyMcC but hes a fat fucking faggot who spends 25 minutes monologueing at the start of the fucking video.
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Kiwi Tapes had some good informative videos when his channel was a lot newer, but they’ve since been deleted. I think my first “documentary” about the goblin was one that Metal Gear Raxx made, it was mostly detailing the infamous night where Chance invited Marty to his house to fight, only to hide behind Sally when Marty actually showed up. Not a bad intro video for those new to the horror that is Chance Wilkins.

Audentum is definitely the best choice, tho.
 
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Magnitude2717 said:
Does anybody have any 'entry-level' easily digestible Cyraxx content? I'd show someone SmokeyMcC but hes a fat fucking faggot who spends 25 minutes monologueing at the start of the fucking video.
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TheGreaseWizard is how I got sucked in. His videos are old, but he's good enough.
Mr. Snowflake also works, and he doesn't talk much in his Cyraxx videos.
The old, pre-fight Smokey and Kiwi videos were good. They were the only two who kept on top of the streams, and knew what was going on.

ClassicGamesCanada is also long-term clipper.

Dust Smoking Hippies, too, but they've moved to Odyssey/Rumble.
 
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Magnitude2717 said:
Does anybody have any 'entry-level' easily digestible Cyraxx content? I'd show someone SmokeyMcC but hes a fat fucking faggot who spends 25 minutes monologueing at the start of the fucking video.
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It's been a while since I watched it, but I don't remember Chance: An Akron Fairytale being unwatchable (and for me most lolcow content is unwatchable, for the reason you mentioned).
 
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Why am I doing this? said:
It's been a while since I watched it, but I don't remember Chance: An Akron Fairytale being unwatchable (and for me most lolcow content is unwatchable, for the reason you mentioned).
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It’s good, but it’s also currently around 75 hours long. You’ll find a lot of rare clips and stuff but there’s a lot to slog through. Might be a bit much for a newbie.

Thread tax - watching last night’s stream and listing to these two buddy trolls “fighting over Rax” is fucking hilarious.

How does he fall for this….. lol….. I know he willingly does but goddamn what a nigger.

PS that chirp 😆
 
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AgarthaCrack said:
I'm surprised that no one tried (at least to my knowledge) sent malware/RATs to cyrax claiming it's a free game or something. I know in the past he fried his xbox and didn't even think about what it does before he inserted a USB stick.
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1. Intentionally disseminating malware is illegal
2. Most people barely know what "Malware" is, much less how to find it, and safely download some without detonating it locally
3. Utilizing a RAT implies there is a C2C for it to communicate with it, meaning there is an additional layer of complexity regarding setting up at bare minimum a VM with internet access (potentially traceable if you're retarded)
4. Windows Defender and Gmail are not shit, so there's a good chance they'll block anything malicious, with Windows Defender even deleting a file if it detects a virus hash/signature while unzipping
5. It's a gay and retarded idea

All that being said, it's not that difficult to do, but for the majority of people, the best-case scenario is a live viewing of Rax jerking it to CP and step daddy porn, and the majority of the people that can/would do it know that and know there's no point.
 
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Irregardless said:
1. Intentionally disseminating malware is illegal
2. Most people barely know what "Malware" is, much less how to find it, and safely download some without detonating it locally
3. Utilizing a RAT implies there is a C2C for it to communicate with it, meaning there is an additional layer of complexity regarding setting up at bare minimum a VM with internet access (potentially traceable if you're retarded)
4. Windows Defender and Gmail are not shit, so there's a good chance they'll block anything malicious, with Windows Defender even deleting a file if it detects a virus hash/signature while unzipping
5. It's a gay and retarded idea

All that being said, it's not that difficult to do, but for the majority of people, the best-case scenario is a live viewing of Rax jerking it to CP and step daddy porn, and the majority of the people that can/would do it know that and know there's no point.
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The gaming PC he got for free is absolutely loaded with spyware, CVG claimed it was even in the BIOS if I remember correctly.
 
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https://youtu.be/HDab-YxNZsw

I didn't think it was possible, but Chance is actually playing a game that isn't a mobile port on PC, and it doesn't actually seem to be running terribly for him. I'm absolutely in love with how his 'support playstyle' with D.Va is totally hammered by the other D.Vas on the enemy team who actually know how to play the character, so his entire spiel is just coping for 12 minutes. Judging by this terrible low-quality image, he apparently lost access to his Skytech Steam account and had to make a new one called Shadowdragon.

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https://youtu.be/HDab-YxNZsw

I didn't think it was possible, but Chance is actually playing a game that isn't a mobile port on PC, and it doesn't actually seem to be running terribly for him. I'm absolutely in love with how his 'support playstyle' with D.Va is totally hammered by the other D.Vas on the enemy team who actually know how to play the character, so his entire spiel is just coping for 12 minutes. Judging by this terrible low-quality image, he apparently lost access to his Skytech Steam account and had to make a new one called Shadowdragon.

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I haven’t touched overwatch since 2017 but if i remember correctly isn’t dva meant to harass people and run them down? The only tank I played was roadhog lmao
 
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I haven’t touched overwatch since 2017 but if i remember correctly isn’t dva meant to harass people and run them down? The only tank I played was roadhog lmao
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Yeah, this is just another one of those retard-raxx moments where he has to try and legitimize his terrible gameplay by any means necessary.
 
burchwood said:
https://youtu.be/HDab-YxNZsw

I didn't think it was possible, but Chance is actually playing a game that isn't a mobile port on PC, and it doesn't actually seem to be running terribly for him. I'm absolutely in love with how his 'support playstyle' with D.Va is totally hammered by the other D.Vas on the enemy team who actually know how to play the character, so his entire spiel is just coping for 12 minutes. Judging by this terrible low-quality image, he apparently lost access to his Skytech Steam account and had to make a new one called Shadowdragon.

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Shadow Dragon vs Tony’s Black Dragon, who wins?
Edit: typo
 
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Irregardless said:
1. Intentionally disseminating malware is illegal
2. Most people barely know what "Malware" is, much less how to find it, and safely download some without detonating it locally
3. Utilizing a RAT implies there is a C2C for it to communicate with it, meaning there is an additional layer of complexity regarding setting up at bare minimum a VM with internet access (potentially traceable if you're retarded)
4. Windows Defender and Gmail are not shit, so there's a good chance they'll block anything malicious, with Windows Defender even deleting a file if it detects a virus hash/signature while unzipping
5. It's a gay and retarded idea

All that being said, it's not that difficult to do, but for the majority of people, the best-case scenario is a live viewing of Rax jerking it to CP and step daddy porn, and the majority of the people that can/would do it know that and know there's no point.
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Windows comes with various flavors of "remote assistance" already installed. There's no malware necessary, other than what the good people of Redmond make.
A buddy troll could use it with Chance's permission using a variation on the Indian Tech Support scam. If they have permission and don't steal or destroy anything that's not illegal.

>Windows Defender [is] not shit
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Why am I doing this? said:
>Windows Defender [is] not shit
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Windows Defender is probably the most effective anti-virus software right now. Norton of course scores perfect scores because it’s suite offers some bells and whistles but if you don’t want any malicious software on your computer with real time protection and a very well curated list of malicious software that’s updated frequently, you can forever stick with Windows Defender and never miss a wink of sleep.

You can be a fucking retard like Chance Wilkins who clicks every “40 year old women in your area wanna touch your penis” links until you’re blue in the face and as long as you listen to Windows Defender, your pc will remain unmolested by pajeets and malware.
 
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