DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Vic Viper T301]

Allegedly receives $200 tip. First doubts its legitimacy, then quickly pivots to, we hit the streak, detractors felted etc.
It's hilarious watching the gears turn in his oddly-shaped head in real time. Like when he first got viewbotted the other day, he was annoyed and ranted for a bit, went silent, then a lightbulb went off and he started shilling and begging just in case the views were "real" and from Cog or something. Pathetic

Something about the timing of Phil finally addressing the view bots, getting the $200 tip while writing a pinned message in the chat telling the dents to ignore the viewbots, the message attached to the tip kind of implying it might be fake, and then the viewbots dropping off all happening within a minute or so was really suspicious to me, but I guess Phil's plan is to just roll with it because he's made so much lately that even he must realize he would look weak if he started whining about potential chargebacks again.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Yeah, Phil knows that the dents stop tipping once he hits a certain limit, so if there's a chargeback, it means he only made like 16 bucks tonight.

 

[Elbe]

So in the Book of Phil this means people absolutely LOVED Dead Rising Deluxe Edition.

 

[Balr0g]

Love the thumbnail

 

[LilCalcium]

Love the thumbnail

Detractors are always absolutely killing it with thumbnails, do you think Dave ever gets the urge to put in even a modicum of effort into his? I truly don't understand how he expects people to click on his videos with his thumbnails.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Phail's response to Jayde's question tonight was bizarre. Jayde asks him if he ever froze up around other people. He goes into a superbly long winded response saying he thinks even famous FGC players are just people, and he isn't intimidated by anyone. No one pushes around PP Burnell.

Also Phil: "Keem, you are someone wHooOOOO"

 

[Balr0g]

Not to mention "Please don't beat me I am an alcoholic" Or as Jaha stated "During tournaments he is quiet as a mouse while he is a loudmouth behind his keyboard"

 

[PieceofShet]

Speaking of...
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Jokes on DSP, I still have no idea what felt means. I never heard it before and I dont care much to look up.

Also, this is very emberassing.

 

[Brother Wind]

I hope this is the end of the KC arc. I actually like those guys unironically

God you couldn't torture that out of me

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Someone’s going to whine.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Someone’s going to whine.
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>This chart is clearly just more detractor conspiracies. Now the dentractors are saying that asking for positive support to keep getting the free content they love is actually begging. *Tshshs* Anyway, I’ve changed and I don’t even do that anymore do that even more than I used to because it’s a joke and everyone gets it and thinks it’s funny.
>Sound good?
>Alright, OK

 

[FamicomGorby]

Can you imagine if he did not buy a house *middle townhouse unit with a HOA* in Washington and bought a house in a low cost and low tax state with no state income tax like Florida back when housing prices were low and sold that shit Cahndoh in CT. Or he move to Montana or New Hampshire with no state income tax and no sales tax? He would be sitting pretty but no, got to move cross country to be in the “tech” scene.

He’s a sales guy wet dream. Also I got a top kek from him wanting to hire an electrician to install a ceiling fan. That’s more in line for a handyman, or he can be a man himself and look up a YouTube tutorial on how to install one. It’s mad fucking easy but Phil and his horse are too fucking gormless to even cook.

Phil is so incompetent he's probably better off hiring someone for a piss easy task like installing a light fixture.

Was more interested in how Kat apparently fucking ripped a chandelier from the ceiling and they've just left wires dangling from the ceiling. Mike Clum must have been fucking lying out his ass if Phil's WAkahndo is basically looking like a crack house.

 

[MAWBD2]

Something I don't get is that if Rackets was crying poor and begging people to save his house and pay his taxes, got paid, and spent it all on a mobile game they'd act indignant about it. Which I think is okay. But this double standard that they wouldn't give dsp shit about doing that.

Wait wait wait ... you mean the fat righteous sounding bible quoting pig is a ... hypocrite grifter?
NO WAY DUDE!

 

[Gulls on Film]

Yeah, Phil knows that the dents stop tipping once he hits a certain limit, so if there's a chargeback, it means he only made like 16 bucks tonight.

Wrong again, it actually means he lost 184 dollars last night if there's a chargeback. Enjoy gout, detractor child.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Phil is the Derich of their chat.

Derich never paid for his own pigroach channel subscriptions.

Something I don't get is that if Rackets was crying poor and begging people to save his house and pay his taxes, got paid, and spent it all on a mobile game they'd act indignant about it.

"I hate that Phil is lying, about WWE Champions time," while they lie about how Phil's a king and treated unfairly works, if your audience is a bunch of mouth drooling moron weens.

I still have no idea what felt means.

When you're gambling in a house of chance, the play surface is made of green felt almost exclusively. When you lose all your money, the chips are taken away from you leaving you with nothing but that felt surface, ergo, you have been "felted" by the house.

Someone’s going to whine.
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Paypig weens, pay attention, this is how you troll.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Someone’s going to whine.
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i like that people do this stuff but also how the hell do people sit through this fat lards streams twice a day every day to do this without killing themselves?
i can barely survive 30 second clips of his faggoty valley girl voice

 

[Iron Father]

Anonymous $200 dollar tip

"Aaaaaaaaaand it's gone!"

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Someone’s going to whine.
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this is funny but this 'tractor has an incredibly loose definition of what begging actually is, presumably to inflate the numbers. asking for likes and comments is not begging imo, no matter how retarded he sounds when he says it

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

asking for likes and comments is not begging imo

Asking for support of any kind rather than letting it happen organically is begging. Granted, some begging is expected but it's still begging. Phail just happens to be especially aggressive about it.

 

[NomineNemo]

this is funny but this 'tractor has an incredibly loose definition of what begging actually is, presumably to inflate the numbers. asking for likes and comments is not begging imo, no matter how retarded he sounds when he says it

If we were talking about most other streamers/youtubers, I'd agree with you. However there is a line where a 'call to action' becomes a beg. When that request becomes pleading and demanding over and over and over? Much like obscenity, we know begging when we hear it.