Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[everybody in Portugal]

Lol, I like how she wishes everyone shana tova riiiight after @Trombonista uses the phrase here. Hi, Becky, you're pathetic. למד עברית, חזיר שמן

 

[Wargarbl]

Add in somewhere: I guess you just want me dead! I'm too mentally ill/disabled/autistic to live in this world, I guess.

I believe that falls under performative surrender, but we'll have to get a final ruling from the judges.

But she's still claiming to be Jewish, unsurprisingly. And still crying about harassing DMs (with no proof or naming-and-shaming) as well.
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For those newer to the thread, we know for a FACT she will instantly name & shame anyone who sends her a DM, even if it is stupid and relatively benign.

We know this because way, way back, some dumb ween from this thread thought it would be a good idea to send her a DM and tell her she's a fake fan of a mainstream IP she pretends to care about so she can argue on Twitter. Maybe it was Doctor Who? Doesn't matter. Before the dipshit could even come back to the thread and brag they told off Becky (which just resulted in them getting called a sped), Becky had posted the DM screencap and multiple tweets, crowing victoriously about how she had to endure SOOOOOO much harassment for being a woman that likes some milquetoast, mainstream IP that has a legion of female fans.

So yes, every time Becky mentions MUH DMs Y'ALL without a screenshot and obvious joy from receiving boring hatemail, she's referring to this thread.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Having maybe worked in HR-like positions, nothing gave me more of a chuckle to start the day than a rabidly angry email from some random person claiming that someone who worked at my company did a no-no on Twitter. It didn't happen often, but it was generally met with great amusement.

Not that Becky is actually gonna follow through with threats to forwards DMs to employers. First, the DMs don't exist, and even if they did - most everyone has better opsec than she does, and she's got no deduction skills to dox anons on Twitter.

Anyway, my point is that I bet any email she'd send to a company would be a real banger. One that gets forwarded around and laughed about during lunch.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

In other news, Hannah is starting to crawl:

I know she's a proud native spanish speaker and i'm a colonizer who hates minorities, but who the hell refers to their child as "the baby"? It's not like her name is a secret. That's like saying, "Oh, the dog needs to go for a walk."

I feel so bad for Hannah.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I believe that falls under performative surrender, but we'll have to get a final ruling from the judges.


For those newer to the thread, we know for a FACT she will instantly name & shame anyone who sends her a DM, even if it is stupid and relatively benign.

We know this because way, way back, some dumb ween from this thread thought it would be a good idea to send her a DM and tell her she's a fake fan of a mainstream IP she pretends to care about so she can argue on Twitter. Maybe it was Doctor Who? Doesn't matter. Before the dipshit could even come back to the thread and brag they told off Becky (which just resulted in them getting called a sped), Becky had posted the DM screencap and multiple tweets, crowing victoriously about how she had to endure SOOOOOO much harassment for being a woman that likes some milquetoast, mainstream IP that has a legion of female fans.

So yes, every time Becky mentions MUH DMs Y'ALL without a screenshot and obvious joy from receiving boring hatemail, she's referring to this thread.

What would be the point of DMing her? We know she reads this thread, we know she knows what people think of her.

 

[Disco Snake]

Despite promising earlier that she wouldn't talk about Israel & Palestine again in the future, she's still arguing with random Twitter Jews:

This screenshot is my favorite of the bunch. Becky the Jews aren't trying to convert people to save their immortal souls. Threatening not to pray doesn't hurt them the same way it would hurt your Catholic parents.

Spoiler: Memory Lane Sperging

One of my favorite past times during the Lockdowns was watching a twitter war between progressive Jewish teens and 30 something fedora atheists. It started because a Jewish teen said that atheists will always be culturally Christian. The idea is that they have the same mindset and biases as Christians even though they renounced their belief in Christ. I think this is true for Becky.

 

[Stinkyboy]

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I'm sure this is a genuinely held and lasting sentiment and not just Becky throwing a tantrum because someone correctly pointed out that her "I'm not like the other Jews"ing is annoying.

"ima gonna quit larping, guize"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What is this little tantrum supposed to achieve? The very fact that she’s having it demonstrates that she was never really Jewish to begin with - even the ex-Scientologists can’t just drop their beliefs. It’s not like she contributes anything to the community either. And we all know she’s going to drop it the moment she thinks she can get asspats for being Jewish again.

 

[Pargon]

Is anyone in her household actually earning a wage? I mean apart from the diet discount Mark Ruffalo impersonator attached to the newest dick she’s using to fill the gaping hole.

 

[sarna]

Is anyone in her household actually earning a wage? I mean apart from the diet discount Mark Ruffalo impersonator attached to the newest dick she’s using to fill the gaping hole.

According to LinkedIn Daniel works for a small game company that makes some kinda Subway Surfers clone.

 

[Kosher Salt]

My heart breaks because I hoped somehow Hannah would activate Bex's maternal side

BPD doesn't have a maternal side. It has a manipulative side and a psycho side.

In other news, Hannah is starting to crawl:

Ah, the progression of independence that frightens Becky o.o

Hannah crawling
Hannah walking
Hannah learning to say "no"
Hannah moving the fuck out to get away from her crazy mom

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Is Hannah clothed while attempting to crawl?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

According to LinkedIn Daniel works for a small game company that makes some kinda Subway Surfers clone.

Small game studio means they're more likely to tolerate his antics because they need him, but it also means he's probably making half of what he made when he was considered a sorta big deal. I bet Becky has found herself much less attracted to the Cucks since they stopped being her paypigs; she married a Disney lawyer and a hotshot game developer and ended up with these.

Becky:


Not that anyone else does, clearly, but the point stands. I'm sure, in her eyes, they just seem "less sexy" all of a sudden and she can't figure out that her love for Cuckson and Daniel has faded in direct proportion to the number of toys and trips they gift her.

Gee I wonder why she picked up a new (broken) toy at the discount store (FetLife) and why she had him spend his whole paycheck on her.

 

[Sloth Commander]

I liked the tweet about harassing "Jewish mom and baby". How is Hannah being harassed? I like imagining Becky reading these totally real DMs and tweets calling her a fake Jew out loud, hysterically, to Hannah to get her in on the harassment.

 

[sarna]

Small game studio means they're more likely to tolerate his antics because they need him, but it also means he's probably making half of what he made when he was considered a sorta big deal.

Give an idea of how far he's fallen, he went from working on two of the most popular and successful online games of a generation to this shit here. 4700 views in eight months.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Give an idea of how far he's fallen, he went from working on two of the most popular and successful online games of a generation to this shit here. 4700 views in eight months.

Their target audience must be learning-impaired considering they felt it necessary to put "HIT!" and "DEAD!!" to indicate a player was hit or dead.

 

[sarna]

Their target audience must be learning-impaired considering they felt it necessary to put "HIT!" and "DEAD!!" to indicate a player was hit or dead.

The dev got $4.1 million in pre-seed funding from Samsung's venture capital arm a couple years ago. The object of the exercise may just be to goof off until that's burned and move on to the next startup.

Meanwhile, Cuckson has a message for us:



Then he liked a picture of a dick in a twat.

 

[AnOminous]

Give an idea of how far he's fallen, he went from working on two of the most popular and successful online games of a generation to this shit here. 4700 views in eight months.

So an anime boobeh platformer for retards. I mean it doesn't look abjectly horrible but it's basically something there are dozens of already. Also isn't it problematic to have boobeh?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Small game studio means they're more likely to tolerate his antics because they need him, but it also means he's probably making half of what he made when he was considered a sorta big deal. I bet Becky has found herself much less attracted to the Cucks since they stopped being her paypigs; she married a Disney lawyer and a hotshot game developer and ended up with these.

Becky:
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Not that anyone else does, clearly, but the point stands. I'm sure, in her eyes, they just seem "less sexy" all of a sudden and she can't figure out that her love for Cuckson and Daniel has faded in direct proportion to the number of toys and trips they gift her.

Gee I wonder why she picked up a new (broken) toy at the discount store (FetLife) and why she had him spend his whole paycheck on her.

Three grown adults enabling each other’s worst qualities, living in a state of perpetual adolescence. Part of a culture that says that not doing whatever you want, whenever you want is toxic, that reframes criticism as bigotry and comes up with excuses whenever they suffer consequences. Now they’re a bunch of middle-aged no-hopers doing graduate-level jobs for as long as their employers can tolerate their uselessness.

Soon Sam will be the same. Fat, prematurely aged, no ambition. And Becky will be on the prowl again for another sap to drain of life.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Soon Sam will be the same.

I suspect that Becky is working overtime in the background trying to get "whoopsie" pregnant by Sam. Otherwise, being that he's 27, I could see him trying to later branch out and have a family with a different lady, and we know Becky wouldn't be happy about that.