Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[MadStan]

18 more days to get back in the wagon. 13 days rehab and 5 days pretending he has the will power.

 

[Kiwi Love Thread]

Caught RATT phillips tryin' make me feel some type of way w/ joker 2

 

[Clout $ Monei]

Said he is 17 days sober in his discord.

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How the fuck did you survive 10 years on this forum without learning to thumbnail? Seeing Austin's skin pores in 4K is making me feel some type of way ngl fr fr

 

[Dondeld Dock]

He still has hand cancer though
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Been too long without fingering some mom pussy so his skin is starting to dry

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

He still has hand cancer though
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Wtf did this nigger do to his hands? Did he mistake his finger for a crack pipe? I really don’t understand how smoking crack can cause that

 

[crackedoutonthesubway]

Wtf did this nigger do to his hands? Did he mistake his finger for a crack pipe? I really don’t understand how smoking crack can cause that

holding hot foil

 

[lol cow supreme]

17 days sober, but he's only been in rehab 10... Lets check that video tape! He's already on the road to relapse by not being truthful in his sober date.

BMJ Rehab Adventures Supercut:
(including previously unclipped version of rehab pussy story)

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[Lurkin' 'n' Jerkin']

There once was a Bossman named Jack
who gambled all day and smoked crack.
This may be a surprise,
but I'm telling no lies:
this man I've described wasn't black.

 

[Pantopolon]

It's fascinating, in the most horrifying way possible, how prolonged drug usage speeds up one's ageing process. Austin went from a relative babyface several years back to looking like a withered-away hobo in his late thirties. He isn't competing with Rekieta just for the "Lolcow of the Year" title; apparently they're also racing against one another to see who can attain the dessicated corpse appearance first.

 

[MadStan]

It's fascinating, in the most horrifying way possible, how prolonged drug usage speeds up one's ageing process. Austin went from a relative babyface several years back to looking like a withered-away hobo in his late thirties. He isn't competing with Rekieta just for the "Lolcow of the Year" title; apparently they're also racing against one another to see who can attain the dessicated corpse appearance first.

 

[Billy Bong]

I miss my nigga so much you wouldn't believe. It hurts bros. It hurts.

 

[Kees H]

Another sign of life from the king, just now:



We love you too, bossman

 

[draggs]

He still has hand cancer though
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so that's why he doesn't wash his hands unless forced, seeing all the crack burns on his fingers would make him feel some kinda way

 

[Billy Bong]

Fingerprints? Good Luck!
You call it hand cancer, but he's just moving 3 steps ahead.

 

[Claude Sigma]

He still has hand cancer though
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[CarlosDanger]

Fingerprints? Good Luck!
You call it hand cancer, but he's just moving 3 steps ahead.

He is basically John Doe from the movie Se7en.

 

[The Stranger]

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I was certain this was another goofy Inspect Element edit but no, it's actually real

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1526174/

 

[thebigdream]

I was certain this was another goofy Inspect Element edit but no, it's actually real

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1526174/

There's hope for all of us ITT to become tenured crack scholars

 

[Punished Neco]

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Alternate theory: it's dried pussy juice from all the pussy he's getting in rehab, fingered the rehab CEO's mother, DTPN!

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Cocaine is an amazing substance for lolcows, it’s like magic pixie dust.