Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

Good god JESSICA BOYLE.
Get it together. These posts worse than a 10yr marriage imploding.

You’ve harassed him this whole relationship, he put a gun to his face the last trip…… it’s time to move on, can we send in @Fapcop ?
Whoah there, now let’s not get hasty!
Take one for the team?
More like taking ON a team.

You know guys, just because I find Kayla’s MILFy energy kinda hot, wouldn’t mind April riding my face like a cowboy on a colt at the bare back riding championship, or for that matter wouldn’t mind mounting most BPD fueled, female lolcows doesn’t mean I’ll fuck ANY cow.

A man is allowed to have standards.

Having said that, if you have 20.000$ or a time machine that will transport me back to when she was more hot and less crazy, I’m able to be persuaded.

Throw in some deepfakes of Bella Janke and I’ll do it for 10. (TEN THOUSAND!)
 
One of the things I hate the most about Jessica Boyle is the way she says like “you don’t get to say…”. “You don’t get to make two videos…”. “You can’t say that you aren’t”

She’s giving me ODD. I’m yelling at her “bitch he gets to say that he is a goddamned nuclear scientist if he wants to, he get to make five more videos about it if he wants to, anyone can say anything. That they want to.” If I were dealing with her I would fucking quadruple down on everything that she acts like she can tell someone else to say or do, like I wouldn’t be able to stop myself.

I also fantasize about her getting her teeth kicked out.
 
More reeing, some parts here:
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She also recorded a little spergout about her stalkers thinking she was in Casper, after she posted some pictures pretending to be in Casper.

Just like with the fridge she cleaned for Josh.
Sure he didn't ask for it, but she cleaned it. Just to throw it in his face afterwards.

How she slaved on it for him!
Of course she was making herself slave on it, nobody else did, but anyway.
She might even have disrespected his special biosphere reserve and disturbed the peace of the growing molds in the boglim's cave .

It's kind of a deal gone wrong, because you don't know the rules.
She gave you the product for free and of her own volition, now you gotta pay for it.
Because you didn't pay her back the right way, you will forever be in her debt.

It's all on you, you just need to understand!
She showed you true love and you didn't even answer the phone!!



Same with her social media presence. Nobody understands!
When she gets attention for the stuff she puts out, she's being stalked.

People looking at her stuff are all sociopaths and psychopaths. They are everywhere, after all.
Only sociopaths would look at NALs social media. Case closed.

ETA the last pic above is copied from the FB group, might be from yesterday's stories.
 
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NAL continues to reee incessantly on both FB and Insta, near identical stuff. Lots of it.
Some smug hurtful things directed at the boglim, and the usual quotes for self-affirmation.
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I want to see her on Fishtank so bad... Please Sky God...
"We could have had an amazing time on there"

People don't go on Fish Tank to have fun. They go on Fish Tank to drunkenly smash shit and to laugh at their roommates.

Does anyone think Cobra would enjoy being on Fish Tank
He would have enjoyed S2.5. S2.5 was fun, and not torturous for the contestants.
(The guy in yellow is former Kiwi admin, Jace Connors)
They even shouted out Cobes one morning, because Tayleigh is a fan of his.
But the vampires,
were very gothic, and the motorbikes were most definitely what was up.
I don't have any knowledge about Cyraxx, but NAL's food hole resembles a big gaping maw, it's not small by any measurement.
I won't go into autistic detail, but, like you with NAL's ears, I have a gallery of Cyraxx teeth. His mouth is so tiny, that his teeth are severely impacted, with his secondary front teeth shoved behind his two* front teeth. It's the opposite of NAL's mouth, yet still gaping.

*he lost one last month
 
One of the things I hate the most about Jessica Boyle is the way she says like “you don’t get to say…”. “You don’t get to make two videos…”. “You can’t say that you aren’t”

She’s giving me ODD. I’m yelling at her “bitch he gets to say that he is a goddamned nuclear scientist if he wants to, he get to make five more videos about it if he wants to, anyone can say anything. That they want to.” If I were dealing with her I would fucking quadruple down on everything that she acts like she can tell someone else to say or do, like I wouldn’t be able to stop myself.

I also fantasize about her getting her teeth kicked out.
Jawshie? Is that you? <3 jk
 
NAL continues to reee incessantly on both FB and Insta, near identical stuff. Lots of it.
Some smug hurtful things directed at the boglim, and the usual quotes for self-affirmation.
Excerpts:
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The way BPD rots your brain (in the same way for everyone) is fascinating. Every single person they end up having a problem with (eg. everyone they meet) immediately becomes a narcissist when that happens, even when it's sandwiched in between 30 other instagram slides of them talking about themselves and how great they are and how no one but them sees how amazing they are lol.

She can't even see how stupid it is to call someone that right after posting "someone who doesn't want to speak to you is literally for real emotionally abusing you and it's evil" and "I cleaned his fridge (and took a picture!!!) AND HE DIDN'T SAY THANKS* (*he did, but now I'm mad) because THAT'S the reason you help people you "love" lol.

For people that love to diagnose everyone else as mentally ill it's astonishing at how incapable of seeing that they're the looniest of the tunes. It's also ironic they love doing that when you consider BPDemons have the absolute highest refusal/pushback of literally anything once diagnosed, and psychologists have to tip-toe around actually saying that's what they have for a decade. But you say something I don't like and you absolutely definitely are mentally sick af because I DIDN'T DEWWWW ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGG
 
Did not know NAL made a guest appearance on Papa Meat’s newest video.
That oven is way too cute and non-saggy to be NAL.

I would like to take this opportunity to say that she SCRATCHES THE FUCK out of her parents' ceramic stove top by throwing groceries on top of it, and by cutting meat/mixing tuna casserole on it. The stove top is NOT a work surface you inconsiderate fucking bent-ear BITCH.

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Look at this shit. I'm sad that her parents' oven is actually pretty expensive and she fucked it all. Those marks are not grease/dirt. That is pitting from her constant oven abuse. Fucking cacodemon bitch. She MUST destroy everything in her close orbit.
 
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Sweetie it doesn't count as going blonde when we're talking an inch at most on the top of your fivehead.
Good Lord she's looking swollen... And is that blonde, or are those just roots?
I thought her natural color was darker than that, but maybe that's all it is.

Well then, there's no time to bleach her head like the present!
 
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