Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 110 24.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 81 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 189 42.0%

  • Total voters
    450
can you post a tl;dw so we don't have to watch or listen to this fucking ugly faggot
It is hard to condense a bullet points into less bullet points.
If you want to know what he has to say about Nick, his experience and what he confirms I recommend you watch it.

He picks out some events and adds more details, like Nick ditching Aaron, Kayla and April at a restaurant in Minneapolis to "go see a client", which Aaron assumed Nick had because he is a lawyer, but now thinks he went to see his dealer.

Another thing is that he describes talking to April's parents trying to get April out and that she started showing late for the show because she was high on cocaine all the time and staying up all night.

Aaron also confirms that they went to a sex shop together and that Nick brought his St. Andrews cross with him to a hotel, where Aaron was like "WTF, who brings that?"

He repeats many times that he would never have hung out with Nick if he had known the things from this degeneracy timeline.
 
Haha guys it's all so funny!
I'm in a pedophiles chat sending him money! It's funnay!
I'm talking about my daughter in a pedophiles chat room while sending him money! This is hilarious guys! I sure hope you get the joke and aren't PRUUUUUDES!
I'm talking about jerking off while holding my daughter who is addicted to cocaine while in a pedophiles chat sending him money! You guys! THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY GUYS!! ONLY SMART PEOPLE WILL GET IT!!
 
Nick getting arrested and his kids taken away because he was addicted to coke and opened his marriage up so a cokewhore could swoop in and try to replace his current wife (who, as far as the farms can tell, is still there) was a "rough summer".
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He makes it sound almost unavoidable, like it just happened and no one could've seen it coming or he had no control over what happened. Nick is a stupid teenager in a 40 odd year old leathery body.
 
Literally just post a video proving someone is a creep and because it's not the current target of the kiwis you don't care. This is literally the simptexts all over again
I have no reason to care about people you care about, neither does most of the forum.

You are doing the same shit that got Cynthia ran out of the forum, with the added bonus that you're ballwashing a pedophile with gay whataboutisms and pretending that somehow "kiwis" have to go do something about them because you want to. At least Cynthia only wanted 'kiwi' to dig information and never once ballwashed a fucking pedophile.

Posters here don't owe you anything and they have limited time and energy to 'notice' cows, the only reason most of us know about the pedophile you love gargling the chode of is because he inserted himself in the Rekieta drama and this is the Rekieta thread. More importantly, and this is me doing a bit of an educated guess, but most people in this thread don't strike me as the kind of people who are the audience of the 'dabbleverse': 50+ trailer trash losers who still think they are in their 20s.

This is also unlike the 'simptexts' situation because nobody is preventing you from posting in the Redbar thread, there is no hostility from high above and more importantly: this isn't the fucking Redbar thread.

In case it isn't clear: Newsflash retard, multiple people can be fucked up degenerates that deserve the rope, Redbar or anyone else making equally disgusting 'jokes' does not absolve the guy you are a milk fed gimp to of being a reprobate who deserves the woodchipper, nor does it mean that the thread or 'kiwis' will change targets to whoever the fuck you want to, NYPA.
 
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Will the degeneracy chart part deux cover degeneracy before 2022? Those are the things I am interested in Balldoman defending
I know it's difficult for low IQ people to summarize things or even get a bot to create a transcript it's ok newfag
Typing fingers broken? Roll up your sleeves and get to work buddy. That's why we're all here and work together.
Here, I'll show you the first example, then you can do it the next time you want answers. . .

I'll just leave it here as well, Aaron is doing his STMS and promised to talk about the Nick Rekieta Degeneracy Timeline.
He already corrected the record on one event to start his show.
It is hard to condense a bullet points into less bullet points.
If you want to know what he has to say about Nick, his experience and what he confirms I recommend you watch it.
Any of the things discussed that were measured with a date will be included in the next drop.
Aaron talks about a number of things including:
Apr. 12, 2024Nick comes onto stream for under 5 minutes, possibly close to tears;
May have been staring at April in his corner saying that he had to cancel this show due to a serious personal issue
Full STMS Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQD3Y8xor_Y
 
Rekieta is still sending Patrick Melton super chats and appears to have accepted Melton's invitation to the second rendition of his in-person comedy event, Hackamania 2.

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Present at Hackamania 1 in Las Vegas earlier this year were Vito Gesualdi and Dax Herrera


The footage from the event revealed that Dax may now be fatter than Vito.

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If this Hacka-thingy happens in Las Vegas again this year I vow to peacefully attend and report back here.
 
Everyone's media transfers would suddenly become potentially criminal
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Wait, he shit on Uncle Paul?
He never heard of him before, so he was reacting to his final video from about 25:00 to 55:00
Here's a timestamp of his last comments on it:

It's easy to have clients with ZERO court work if you don't submit filings or show up to hearings like with April's speeding tickets.
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The stuff Aaron is unpacking because of this fucking degeneracy chart is amazing.

Do we know what the Easter Bunny thing was?

Only a quick mention at the start of the stream and then the little faggot held the timeline hostage until his eBegging had gathered enough money to meet his goal.

I watched until it reached the point when he started attempting to grift off Paul Harrell, at which point I was watching no longer. I don't know that he said anything terrible about Paul, but even so, he needs to get that guy's name out of his mouth. Aaron isn't fit to pick up Paul's spent brass.
 
lots of 2024 accounts with bad attitudes ITT if you post something that might be interesting post a fucking summary of it faggots it's not that hard
Those 2024 accounts have been heavily contributing to this thread.

Also 1728345760661.pngcome on nigga this is like twins arguing about which one's more mature because they are 15 seconds older.
 
Aaron is LIVE now talking about Nick in Melton's chat after the STMS show this morning (10-7-2024) and having to superchat in $20's in order to be heard.
SAD. PATHETIC.

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I tried . . . Aaron says he only met ONE of Nick's clients and he met her "in a car."
The second was April. Nick slept thru that hearing.
SPOILER ALERT: Already in the chart.
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For those curious, this is the stream from April 12th 2024 in its entirety (all 1 minute and 36 seconds of it):
THANK YOU! Balldo News Network DM'd me on Twitter asking for this clip hoping this wasn't deleted. Will pass along and will link the post to the date.
We're unstoppable . . .
 
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We find out on Apr. 12, 2024, the reason Nick was upset (along with April in the corner) was because Aaron told them all he was leaving the PolyQule

For those curious, this is the stream from April 12th 2024 in its entirety (all 1 minute and 36 seconds of it):



Nick does indeed look pale, choked up, and manic over the loss of Aaron.

According to what Nick said, the breakup happened "a little bit before eleven".
 
This faggot is so beyond the pale I couldn't have believed it a year ago, even as he was slipping down the slippery slope faster than Drexel slipping into a balldo before family game night. The site starts digging into this Melton faggot, exposing all of his sick fuckery for all to see, so Nick decides to cozy up to him to OWN THE KARENS.

Since this coke shit kicked off, I've been hoping for Nick to dial it down a bit long enough to get his kids back and fucking take care of them. I believe kids should be with their parents whenever possible unless they are consistently in danger. Now I just want to watch this faggy twig go tap dancing off of an overpass. He is truly an irredeemable piece of shit. I'm still on the fence about Kayla but that bitch needs to start taking some "pills that make you less useless and retarded" real fucking fast or those kids are fucked for life.
 
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Melton alogs Aaron. Rekieta hates Aaron for felting him. That's literally it.
"The enemy of my enemy" sure causes him to associate with some mighty unsavory people. First Vito over July, and now Melton over Aaron. What's next? Keffals or Digibro over Null?

Wait, he shit on Uncle Paul?
Yeah, he basically argued that the FUs Paul gave some people in his pre-recorded death announcement video were "toxic."

It's lame. He should shut the fuck up about such things and concentrate on baiting Nick into confirming more stories. He's actually good at that, as we saw today.

Nick: "Hur dur, Aaron got an erection when we played naked Twister and April laughed at him!"
Farms: "Oh, so the naked Twister story Aaron told is true? Thanks for confirming that, dipshit!"

Aaron can be dumb, but fortunately for him and us Nick is still dumber.

He never heard of him before
That would explain a lot. If he did, he might have thought better of it. Paul was much beloved by Guntube, and Aaron hardly needs more enemies/heat.

I've never argued the guy is smart or likeable. Only that he's, thus far, been fairly reliable on telling the truth about his time with Nick. Beyond that, I'd never watch anything from him.
 
Melton is one of those guys who I can only read about every so often because he's disgusting and not very funny. I'd argue that he's more disgusting than Vito, who at least has a crybaby meltdown or makes a shitty comic from time to time. No surprise that Rackets cozies up to him though, he's part of the Juju club and it's obvious they pretend Hollywood elite in a transparent attempt to run PR.

It's impressive that all of these people who sure like to talk about kids find each other in the same clique. Isn't that funny? Isn't that weird?
 
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