Hurricane Milton

[Captain Dipshit]

How do you name your hurricanes?

Is it the strongest hurricane gets lamest name as a punishment?

Can we start giving them nigger names?

Hurricane J'marquis

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Here's the entire list up to 2029!

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In 2030 they'll use 2024's list again, except they'll swap out whatever names get retired from this season. Beryl, Helene, and now Milton are almost certain to be retired after this year, and they'll just replace it with whatever other names.

Some of them don't get retired, so they get used multiple times. There's been 10 different storms named "Arlene", for instance! So yeah, 2024's list will be used in 2030, 2025's list will be reused in 2031, and so on and so forth.

God hurricane Chantal next year is gonna be funny to watch

 

[Sithis]

Here's the entire list up to 2029!

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In 2030 they'll use 2024's list again, except they'll swap out whatever names get retired from this season. Beryl, Helene, and now Milton are almost certain to be retired after this year, and they'll just replace it with whatever other names.

Some of them don't get retired, so they get used multiple times. There's been 10 different storms named "Arlene", for instance! So yeah, 2024's list will be used in 2030, 2025's list will be reused in 2031, and so on and so forth.

"Hurricane Chantal" sounds terrifying

If 2025 has half of 2024s meme energy I could see Hurricane Chantal landing a direct hit on Baltimore or New Orleans

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Here's the entire list up to 2029!

Teresa better cause some motherfucking damage for the memes.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Agenda Free having a sperg out

I love watching Steve Lookner lose his shit. Someday he's going to literally die from a stroke on livestream.

Southern Floridian here

Beer, weed and condoms my fren.

 

[Mushroom King]

Top three things to have in a hurricane
>food
>water
>1tb hard drive of entertainment
It takes so long for the internet to come back on because they have to wait for the power people to get everything to 100% before they allow the faggots at Comcast / XFinity to unleash the twinks out to address it.

 

[CFC-12]

Looks like our boy's losing steam as he passes over the Yucatan:

I mean... he's still a Cat 5, winds at 165mph and pressure at 914mb. But a lot lower than the 180mph+ we were seeing earlier today. Cooler nighttime air might also have something to do with it. Hope it doesn't reintensify upon its final approach.

Watch out my niggaz Hurricane Deshawn's comin to wreck yo shiiet whiteboiz!

Fitting name for something that contributes nothing but steals your lawn furniture.

 

[Peguin Sandwich]

Should've aimed for California instead.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

West Florida kiwis, where would you even evacuate to?
There doesn’t seem to be good info about how far you need to go. Would Gainesville be safe?
It would be an eerie trip to go to somewhere like Valdosta or Tallahassee because you start running into damage from Helene.
If I was in Tampa I’d make the big brain play and go south to Miami instead. There’s no way Miami is taking a direct hit, and no Helene damage. A glancing blow is quite possible but it’ll be on the weak side.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

God is just cleansing the area for Null's glorious return. The whole state will be the new Kiwi Kompound.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Should've aimed for California instead.

The San Andreas Fault has you covered. Cascadia Subduction Zone is also ready to take care of Seattle.

 

[${Sandy}]

Time for FEMA to prove yet again they're incompetent at their job.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

God is just cleansing the area for Null's glorious return. The whole state will be the new Kiwi Kompound.

I would move to a newly established state of Sneedtopia.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

West Florida kiwis, where would you even evacuate to?
There doesn’t seem to be good info about how far you need to go. Would Gainesville be safe?
It would be an eerie trip to go to somewhere like Valdosta or Tallahassee because you start running into damage from Helene.
If I was in Tampa I’d make the big brain play and go south to Miami instead. There’s no way Miami is taking a direct hit, and no Helene damage. A glancing blow is quite possible but it’ll be on the weak side.

What you are missing is what has happened recently in advance of Milton. Look up Miami rainfall and flooding…

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

The San Andreas Fault has you covered. Cascadia Subduction Zone is also ready to take care of Seattle.

You will only create Cascadia, as was foretold in Project Wingman

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

That's why they're putting in ghetto names into the storm list. They got "Deshawn" and "Tayshaun" in the list now. Watch out my niggaz Hurricane Deshawn's comin to wreck yo shiiet whiteboiz!

I remember hearing that meteorologist Clement Wragge, who officially started the process, named them after politicians he disliked. Imagine bringing that practice back.

 

[John Badman]

The pythons will become more powerful.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I think the most worrisome thing I've encountered is Jim Cantore and Reed Timmer at 0% energy for this one. Even in the face of EF5 tornadoes they still had that storm chaser excitement. To me, seeing them in that state, that's horrifying.

 

[LaxerBRO]

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Gonna Chip in with this:

 

[FieldPiece]

Fuck my life, lads, I'm in Tampa. House is cement block so it should withstand the storm and I'm not in a flood prone area, but I'm still a bit fuckin nervous. We're boarding up but I don't know if it'll be enough.

Buy a fuckton of sponges, you can do it, you can save the city!

Edit: c'mon Florida man, the gators look hungry and FEMA employees are a mighty fine snack.