Hurricane Milton

[Chuck McGill]

Hurricane names get retired as they make history. For example, hurricane Michael hit hard in 2018 and the name was retired. Basically, there are only so many serious names that can be used before they run out.

List of notable hurricane names retired in 1980s:

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And the 2020s:

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[LiquidKid]

IF you die to Hurrican named fucking Milton, you are a bitch.

What if they down the next hurricane, which will probably be named Bradley?

 

[Marche]

imagine getting killed by a hurricane called "Milton"

Anyway if you are gonna get taken out by it you should at least shoot it a few times to weaken it for others.

 

[Caesar]

"The storm is approaching the upper limit of what Earth's atmosphere can theoretically produce." Is a scary as hell quote. Where I live, the deadliest tornado ever was the death of 6 people. We do get hundreds of micro ones a year but they barely make any property damage. Hurricanes and tornados are bloody terrifying, I can't imagine dealing with them yearly being part of every day life.

God speed effected kiwis

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

And the 2020s:

It's funny that Ian was a category 5 hurricane, because it shares a name with iDubbbz who is a category 5 cuck.

 

[Dumcumpster]

Of you get hit by a hurricane your gay. Therefore any not gay kiwis that are there should leave cause Id like to think I don't share the site with a bunch of homos.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

imagine getting killed by a hurricane called "Milton"

Anyway if you are gonna get taken out by it you should at least shoot it a few times to weaken it for others.

Strapping several pounds of TNT to myself and getting ready to ignite it when it sweeps me up. I'll do more than weaken it. I'm puttin a hole in this bitch!

 

[SpellforceFan]

Man the US is going to look SO WEIRD without Florida dangling off the front of it.

Fittingly for being a country ruled by kikes and trannies, USA will lose its foreskin along with its dick.

 

[MadStan]

This will be a big nothing

What is really troubling is there will be literally AN ARMY of Scientologists on standby at the Fort Harrison Hotel in Clearwater that the moment the Hurricane is past, they will be handing out Dianetic books in the battered area to help out, But they won't give any actual money for victims. Also a sea of photographers will be out showing the world how Scientology is there to help - it will be quite disgusting indeed and a real spectacle.

Mark my words.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Hopefully we won’t lose too many sexy Cuban latinas. The recent imports from Venezuela are like a Temu ripoff.

 

[The Wokest]

I wonder if people will die while evacuating.
I remember that for the hurricane after Katrina a bunch of people in Texas died trying to evacuate, stuck in traffic while it was hawt outside and stuff.

 

[Quijibo69]

This will be a big nothing

I said that about the last storm and yet here we are.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

imagine getting killed by a hurricane called "Milton"

Anyway if you are gonna get taken out by it you should at least shoot it a few times to weaken it for others.

The Hurricane fears the armed Floridian, and this is why central Florida has largely been spared them for the past 50 years

 

[Clotso Coof]

for the hurricane after Katrina a bunch of people in Texas died trying to evacuate, stuck in traffic while it was hawt outside

There were also armed robberies of gas cans in the middle of the huge evacuation traffic jam. Cars were running out of gas, and several armed drivers ran up to other cars to steal strapped down gas cans for refueling.

2025's Hurricane Chantal will be unprecedentedly massive, with an eye the size of Georgia

Hurricane Chantal will also be mysteriously smelly.

 

[Shao Khan]

Keep giving more money to Ukraine and the jews. That will help

 

[AN/ALR56]

It's funny america took the Brazilian playbook of not helping people and denying volunteers and aid to get distributed because it's a red state.

I feel sorry for the Floridians when it happens again.
I cannot say what I'd do to a checkpoint blocking access to my loved ones without glowing, so I will leave it at that.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Fellow Florida Kiwis, i hate your shithole of a state. That said i hope you and your loved ones are safe and let us pray that Milton takes out all the fags and trannies infesting florida so thaf it atleast becomes less of a shit hole.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

There have been 2 Gulf originated cat 5 hurricanes, in close succession. Usually those kinds of hurricanes are devastating, hit Texas, and usually have "A" names if named at all. Because they usually happen in June and are rare enough that some of the most noteworthy of them happened before hurricanes were given names (like the Galveston one).

A mid-late season, Gulf originating cat 5 hurtling due east is weird enough once. But twice (ok, Helene was more NW than turned NE, but still)? They are also strong enough and costly enough that it's like getting hit with a Camille and followed up with an Ian just weeks later. Haven't had a 1-2 punch like this since at least 2005 with Katrina and Rita.


My nigger in Christ, making the leap from, "lots of people will take your money to dump aluminum particulate in clouds, because sometimes that can help with condensation and therefor precipitation" to "Jews aimed this deadly hurricane at themselves because it's an October before an election" is where I'm going to check out of this conversation.

Jews spreading crackpot conspiracy theories to hide actual Hebrew malfeasance is an ancient Jewish trick.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

 

[Drunk Chipmunk]

I’m predicting this goes more south than expected.

More south as in worse, or more south as in less north?