Horrorcow smartschoolboy9 / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 - Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.

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Those 2011 photos look like he's still dressing up in a boys school uniform minus the blazer. UK high schools require you to dress smart.

Hasn't he been doing this for like 20+ years? I may be wrong but I think I read that somewhere.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I do wonder if this guy has appeared in any of those nonce sting videos. For those unaware, it’s a British take on the Predator Poachers/Anxiety war entrapment of pedos but way more chaotic and autistic. There are thousands of videos spread out across YouTube and Facebook but a lot of them don’t garner that much attention and tend to fly under the radar. With how brazen David is coupled with his propensity to connect with real children on social media, it’s entirely possible that he’s had a run-in with a vigilante group at some point and his video is out there somewhere. I want to believe

Is at least worth considering but we've a couple of problems. It doesn't seem he is RSO (which is something we only need written confirmation on) and he seems more interested in the larp than acting on it. Those of you that brought up he has a tranny-like demeanour have a point, his approach to larping is quite similar

nonce.tv covering the UK, Ireland and Poland (this case simply can't escape those pesky Poles), in case anyone wants to try their luck.

To close, if there's something you need to know about zoomers/gen alpha in their approach to lolcows it is a very methodical take on being a bad person to worse people. The pretending to be a paedo's friend to get him to give you personal info you can use for blackmail is a play straight from the book of Daniel Larson trolls and Larson is in jail so those trolls probably jumped to SSB9 as a replacement and there's a very real possibility some of them were or will be involved in getting the case canned.

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

Incredible that he's been doing this for almost 3 decades

 

[Secondhand Giggle]

and he seems more interested in the larp than acting on it.

Obviously everything we know about him is speculative, but I get the sense that he is likely very reclusive. I know people have seen him about, be I find it difficult to believe that someone could be so deeply engaged in his fantasy and also have meaningful relationships. I could be wrong. I agree that he is more interested in the larp than anything, even in his messages he is very much playing a role.

To close, if there's something you need to know about zoomers/gen alpha in their approach to lolcows it is a very methodical take on being a bad person to worse people.

Spot on, they're incredibly insufferable. However much you think you hate zoomers/gen alpha...it isn't enough. It's funny how they take the same approach however. David is a completely different generation, and doesn't use the internet for attention in a typical fashion - that is to say, unless it's on his terms, he's not interested. He uses it as a way to facilitate his own little world. They aren't going to get anywhere with the usual buddy troll tactics. I wonder if they will get bored or persist?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Not to be cringe or anything, but I have been an actor at a haunted attraction for several years. We got a new section with an early 20th century boarding school theme around 2 years ago. I am not a part of it, but my usual section borders the school and is the one immediately following it. The walls aren't super thin but if something or someone is loud enough I can hear them. There are some sounds I hear consistently (like specific loud animatronics) but I can't hear everyone speaking all the time.

Last weekend, I was chilling in my spot, and from the room on the other side of the wall, I can hear a male say, "Oh my God, it's fucking Smartschoolboy9! It's the smart school boy!" When that group enters my section (I'm at the entrance) I hear this guy say again, "I can't believe they added Smartschoolboy9!" I couldn't see the group that well, I just know it was mostly guys. I think he was referring to another actor but rest assured nobody has made a character based on SSB9.

Moral of the story is...it has never been this OVER for David or whoever the fuck he is. It was a bit surreal or, shall I say spooky, hearing someone refer to this guy in "real life." Happy Halloween, Kiwifrens.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Not to be cringe or anything, but I have been an actor at a haunted attraction for several years. We got a new section with an early 20th century boarding school theme around 2 years ago. I am not a part of it, but my usual section borders the school and is the one immediately following it. The walls aren't super thin but if something or someone is loud enough I can hear them. There are some sounds I hear consistently (like specific loud animatronics) but I can't hear everyone speaking all the time.

Last weekend, I was chilling in my spot, and from the room on the other side of the wall, I can hear a male say, "Oh my God, it's fucking Smartschoolboy9! It's the smart school boy!" When that group enters my section (I'm at the entrance) I hear this guy say again, "I can't believe they added Smartschoolboy9!" I couldn't see the group that well, I just know it was mostly guys. I think he was referring to another actor but rest assured nobody has made a character based on SSB9.

Moral of the story is...it has never been this OVER for David or whoever the fuck he is. It was a bit surreal or, shall I say spooky, hearing someone refer to this guy in "real life." Happy Halloween, Kiwifrens.

Oh man imagine if your favorite horrorcows became common knowledge boogeymen commercialized for Halloween, SSB9, Nick Bate, any of the zoo fags, fucking Keffals with paper mache stinkditch.

Horrible.

 

[Tar&FeatherFurrys]

Two outcomes for this guy, either he never does anything and all the locals just see him as a hyper disturbing mentally ill weirdo. Or he will catch one poor soul and do some of the most reprehensible shit on this earth to them because he will have "a toy to play with". I'm calling it now, this individual will never be worse than an Ed Gein, not for a lack of trying, but more so because he's SO mentally ill that he'll only have one at most two victims before getting caught. I remember seeing on the crowley channel (so take this with a grain of salt) some shit about him talking about cannibalism. Couple all this weird shit with the fact he knows to hide, I don't care if he's mentally ill, he knows what he is doing is terrible, enough shame and fear to hide from the rope.

Like josh put it in one of his streams long ago regarding chris-chan. (paraphrasing) It's one thing to be mentally ill and not know you're doing something wrong (still need to be put in an asylum regardless) but what made Josh stop supporting him wasn't just him banging Barbara, but it was also the fact he lied, omitted info, and knew what NOT to talk to others about. That's a sign of willful evil and awareness of the taboo act they're engaging in.

They don't need to be good at it, they just need to try, which shows malicious intent. The fact this individual is scrubbing everything refutes the arg claim, and the fact this individual is seemingly well known to locals shows this is not a one time thing and is progressively getting worse. This individual WILL do harm if allowed, mark my words. I hope the first kid he tries to harm whips out a blade and teaches him a thing or two about reality.

 

[Yung Liver Cirrhosis]

Fantastic thread so far, it seems there are a lot of promising leads on who this creep is. How come no one is investigating his friend, though? He seems about as weird as SSB9.

 

[inteloutlook]

Realistically, I recon hes the son of 1st or 2nd generation Indian or Pakistani immigrants that were first cousins. There were, and still is, a LOT of disabled Indian/Pakistani adults and children in the UK that come from interbreeding within their community. This would explain his engorged mouth/tongue and underdeveloped behavior. If he was abused in school as per current speculation that would explain why he has his obsessions with school etc.

 

[David S Pumpkins]

Fantastic thread so far, it seems there are a lot of promising leads on who this creep is. How come no one is investigating his friend, though? He seems about as weird as SSB9.
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Clearly being "weird" should get you a life sentence.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

I found this. I think it gives a good idea at what his Instagram looked like.

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Someone mentioned a recording of him jerking off in a mirror but iirc didn't post timestamps. Well, it's in this video at 27:22-27:52. Enjoy.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Oh man imagine if your favorite horrorcows became common knowledge boogeymen commercialized for Halloween, SSB9, Nick Bate, any of the zoo fags, fucking Keffals with paper mache stinkditch.

Horrible.

Andy Ditch knock-off that says "you're BOO!-sing meee!"

 

[Unbiased]

The freak is still at it.

 

[Galeocerdo]

The freak is still at it.
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I reckon he absolutely will continue on accounts with no pictures or real world information tied to him. He DFE'd the moment he got any traction with anything with his "real face"/Voice (Etc) attached to it. I imagine now all that's occured is he gets off to the idea of how much attention he's getting whilst noone has a solid lead on who the fuck he is and this'll continue getting worse until someone gets too close.

To close, if there's something you need to know about zoomers/gen alpha in their approach to lolcows it is a very methodical take on being a bad person to worse people.

My god yeah, but I would go out on a limb and say it's not just the Zoomers/Gen Alpha at fault, it's these people who attach themselves to a lolcow(s) for clout then do everything to contentfarm them whilst trying to stay relevant on the side of it, case in point; MusicBizMarty. We're seeing cow crossovers (Daniel Larson x World of T-Shirts, Cobra x Jessica, AnacondaSin x Cyraxx) which wouldn't likely happen normally and are continuously instigated by outside forces pushing them together then proceeding to instigate those meetups via donos and so on. This is also the shit surrounding SSB9 when we've seen chavvy kids going around filming themselves "Finding" SSB9 and harassing him, because it really shows how terminally online people are (Across about 4 generations) that instead of reporting shit they go out of their way to put themselves in danger to find something just to post it too the 'toob or for the tweets.
Like I won't lie, I've known Chavvy ass kids to do this shit even when I was in highschool to pretend they're tough as nails and "'ard innit", but it's also how kids end up in those situations which end up as Youtube True Crime videos about how some kid did some stupid shit to record it and died or worse.
That whole bit said and done, all it's doing is starting up something someone else mentioned to me is that "When you fuck with a lolcow, you become a lolcow by proxy" and that's what's rapidly occuring. They just moralfag their way through life going "WELL I'M NOT THE PEDO I'M FUCKING WITH!!" as if it makes a difference, you're ultimately a weirdo coaxing and encouraging a weirdo to do weirdo acts.

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

Do we know or have an idea of what apps programs he's using to produce this High Octane nightmare fuel? It's so uncanny but at the same time it's unbelievably unique from purely an aesthetic point of view. I'm not glorifying his creations here, these are abominations. But they're unique abominations and I'm curious what process he's using to make this stuff.

 

[TokiBun]

Oh man imagine if your favorite horrorcows became common knowledge boogeymen commercialized for Halloween, SSB9, Nick Bate, any of the zoo fags, fucking Keffals with paper mache stinkditch.

Horrible.

Is it bad I want to go to the Kiwi Farms Horrorcow Haunted House? You turn a corner and BAM rot dogs and stink ditches. Absolutely horrifying. Also soundtracked by SSB9's killer music.

 

[bluefuria]

Do we know or have an idea of what apps programs he's using to produce this High Octane nightmare fuel? It's so uncanny but at the same time it's unbelievably unique from purely an aesthetic point of view. I'm not glorifying his creations here, these are abominations. But they're unique abominations and I'm curious what process he's using to make this stuff.

I get it, but I believe there's a clear reference to "Crystal Tipps and Alistair" a show from the 70's someone else mentioned a while back on this thread. He must have been aware of it in his youth.

Someone had also previously mentioned that he used one of those shitty AI make up apps on the pictures of kids to "enhance" the lips mouth as well as smooth out skin. But instead of running it through the AI once, he just kept processing them over and over until it looked uncanny and then made collages from those and other images.

Wouldn't surprise me if he's doing all of this on one of those free gubmint crappy androids on a collage app full of ads.

It'd be interesting to see where he gets many of the original picture elements. They seem to be from some sort of catalogs, maybe school uniform catalogs?

I tried reverse searching pieces of the images that still looked mostly unedited to see where it got me but not much, and it doesn't seem fruitful anyways.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Like I won't lie, I've known Chavvy ass kids to do this shit even when I was in highschool to pretend they're tough as nails and "'ard innit", but it's also how kids end up in those situations which end up as Youtube True Crime videos about how some kid did some stupid shit to record it and died or worse.

Oh yeah, there was a whole moral panic in the 2000s about "happy slapping". It wasn't nearly as widespread and common as the news made out, but it did happen. Kids beating up random passers-by and filming it on their phones. If the target was actually a nonce or otherwise deserving of it, it was more luck than anything, usually it was just homeless people, elderly or tards who the kids thought they could take in a fight. These days they film themselves confronting and fucking with lolcows rather than assaulting them though. Mark Feely, "the Nonce of the North", has had it a lot over the years, but he's shit at opsec and keeps hassling kids online, so they keep finding him, while this guy is harder to track down.

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

Yoo I had no idea my nigga David was cool like that #slatt

 

[Galeocerdo]

Oh yeah, there was a whole moral panic in the 2000s about "happy slapping". It wasn't nearly as widespread and common as the news made out, but it did happen. Kids beating up random passers-by and filming it on their phones. If the target was actually a nonce or otherwise deserving of it, it was more luck than anything, usually it was just homeless people, elderly or tards who the kids thought they could take in a fight. These days they film themselves confronting and fucking with lolcows rather than assaulting them though. Mark Feely, "the Nonce of the North", has had it a lot over the years, but he's shit at opsec and keeps hassling kids online, so they keep finding him, while this guy is harder to track down.

God you bring this up and it's like a flashbang for my memory. Happy Slapping was kind of ridiculously popular (It was about 04-07) as I remember a lot of the tougher kids in my highschool (Which was a big "super popular" one for the area) would make a point of doing it all around school for about a year, I remember several times being the target specifically for people I had problems with. It definitely was popular and widespread because it was just, yknow, stupid teen/child shit you could easily get away with (Given in England ain't no adult going to risk attacking or reprimanding a child for something like this and assault charges against someone of that age are incredibly hard to pin), but it was also flash in the pan, it was incredibly popular before the media picked it up and by the time they did it was mostly died out and was, ultimately, a far gone fad.